Posted by imfromthepast on Wednesday, April 1st, 2009 at 1:27 pm - filed under Uncategorized - (71) Comments
Want TV News? Visit TVOvermind.comI know this post is going to seem silly and pointless, but I swear it is not.
A person can learn a lot more from a simple illustration that from a pleonastic explanation. To this end, I propose an experiment.
A time travel experiment.
I want the readers of this post to submit questions in the comment section. Tomorrow at noon I will choose a question at random and travel back in time to right now, 1:23 pm April 1, 2009, when I am writing this post and answer the question.
Ah, here I am now.
And the answer is:
(drum roll)
“Francis Ford Coppola”













Microsoft Store
Fire away with your questions.
Who shot J.R.?
Who was the man in the grassy knoll?
Who directed ‘The Godfather’ trilogy?
Heeeyyyy. Are you a plant? No fair.
What is the name of the director of the Godfather trilogy?
Who is the man that would risk his neck
For his brother man?
Who’s the cat that won’t cop out
When there’s danger all about?
Can you dig it?
Also, who’s a complicated man, whom no one understands but his woooomannn?
They say this cat is a mad mutha…
Why does my right foot hurt when I wake up in the morning?
THIS should have been the question!
Mine does too, weird…
Who crapped in my toilet and didn’t flush?!?!?!?!?!?
hahahahahhahahahhah .
sorry, no questions.
Hahaha whaaat?
42?
What did one snowman say to the another snowman?
that was mine!!
who took the matrix red pill?
Where is my car?
Who am I?
What is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?
42
What actor, director, or movie persona are you most shamefully attracted to?
LOL!!! That is great!
Nice one Dave.
How does Lost end?
Who is Adam & Eve?
Who survives?
Who dies?
What is smokey?
Who would you take to your bed?
What famous director’s name is made up of the the first name of the man who wrote the star spangled banner, a detroit automaker, and nic cage’s real last name?
How can I stop doing what I’ve been doing?
try wearing sandpaper gloves.
Well played, sir.
why can’t i stop crying?
Because you know what you did was wrong.
Who is Jacob? ???
Why are you the only one making a big deal out of the time travel “issues”? :O
“Francis Ford Coppola”
um…his name is “imfromthepast” dude. D’uh!
What’s up with Sayid’s Fingernails? Seriously…
What would Chuck Norris Do if her were on the Island?
Who’s the father of the 1st American woman to be nominated for the Academy Award for Best Director?
Who is the guy with a hot daughter named Sophia?
Riccardo Scicolone
Who, among Francis Ford Coppola, Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks, would be the LEAST convincing if cast as Kate?
Who is someone OTHER than Francis Ford Coppola?
John Wayne
What’s the small structure one top of a building capped with a dome called?
Who is someone that has never been in my kitchen?
I’m Ron Burgundy?
NICE!
Who would win in a fight between Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer?
I’d like to submit Brett Favre into that fight as well. I think he’s in their league.
Sir/Madame, surely you jest. Brette Favre is not qualified to hold Jack Bauers jock.
Can I throw Boba Fett into the mix? Not because I think he stands a chance, more that I would like to formally put a full-stop on the whole ‘most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy’ misnomer once and for all.
funny
oh yeah? well brett favre once threw a football over a mountain. and it’s rumored that he once threw a surburban over a football. i don’t know which is more impressive.
Today is may 21st, 2010 and it smells like carrots, so why is this experiment pointless?
Who is on first?
Yes.
We all get it. You know everything there is to know about time travel. Your my hero. Your a little to concerned about proving your theory right. Most people understand your point of view they just may have a different opinion. Last time I checked time travel is not actualy possible so it can be portrayed in many different ways. It has been pointed out that Desmond is special maybe he can change things. I personaly agree with your theory, but after reading the way you try to make everyone who diagrees with you feel stupid I hope I am wrong
“Last time I checked time travel is not actually possible”
For real, I wanna know how you checked this one out.
Hmmm, I can’t prove it beyond a shadow of a doubt, but I suspect you are being sarcastic.
Besides arent we pretty sure that Faraday didnt visit Desmond the first time around. Isnt that why the memory was inserted into Desmonds mind. Thats something that has changed. If you have already explained your version of this I apolagize
Who killed Laura Palmer?
yeah, who was that?
Question; what is the greatest danger facing the paper industry?
Question; where is mid-air?
Question; does water taste the same in zero gravity?
Question; if a tree falls in the woods and we all talk about it does the tree gain the status of an ‘urban myth’
Question; if not now, when?
Question; who put the bomp in the bomp-bomp-bomp-bomp-bomp?
Question; if I exit a building through the entrance, do I risk causing a collapse in the logical consistency of consensual reality?
Question; if you woke up in a hotel room with Lindsey Lohan, what alias would you give her so as to avoid persecution in the popular Press?
Question; how can you mend a broken heart?
Question; how many lightbulbs does it take to change a Surrealist?
Question; for ten points, what was the batte-cry of the famed Mongol warlord Ghengis Khan?
Ok, it’s 12:00 and I am activating my random number generator to determine which question I will answer.
And that question is…
“Who, among Francis Ford Coppola, Steven Spielberg and Tom Hanks, would be the LEAST convincing if cast as Kate?” Submitted by Dharmell.
I will now travel back in time to when I wrote the above post and give my answer.
I feel cheated.
don’t feel bad. It was a purely random process.
Oh, and I merged your string of questions into one comment. I hope you don’t mind.
WHO SHOT MR BURNS?
Now, of course I don’t have a time machine, and it was pretty obvious that given the answer, at least one person was bound to ask a fitting question, and that would be the one I ‘randomly’ chose, but that doesn’t invalidate the point.
If I did have a time machine, the results would have been the same. And if so, was Dharmell’s question a result of free will? From his/her standpoint, the answer came first, and the question was no doubt designed to fit the answer.
However, where did the answer come from? It was the answer to Dharmell’s question which was randomly chosen from among all the questions. So was Dharmell powerless to ask any other question?