Posted by docarzt on Monday, June 14th, 2010 at 1:02 pm - filed under Lost - (45) Comments
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A greedy, evil corporation has unwittingly created a natural disaster the likes of which the world has never seen. Protocols were ignored. Warnings were unheeded. And none of the damn eggheads in Washington can seem to come up with a way to stop millions of barrels of crude from pumping into the goddamned Gulf, threatening our Americanism!

45 Responses to “Damon Lindelof Offers Solution for the Oil Spill!”

  1. rivum says:

    that was awesome

  2. The Mantis says:

    Ummm… You can’t “create” a natural disaster…

  3. Beena says:

    Lots of pissed off people here in Florida about this whole oil thing…(sigh). I don’t really care who is at fault, but just wish it would be “nipped in the bud”!

  4. Handsome Smitty says:

    The reason he’s so pissed is that his “man-made natural disaster” is revealing just how incompetent his man Obama is at being “President.” We now see that all those votes he failed to commit to in Illinois and in the Senate were reflections of his character.

    I still appreciate Lost – but being a writer doesn’t make one a profound judge of anything.

  5. SharktacO says:

    So, when did you start disabling comments to theses so called journalists articles, Doc? Whats the matter, fish can dish it out in her lame articles, but some one (you, fish…?? is afraid of what someone may type in response to her opinion. Does only her opinion count? Any “writer” who cant handle feedback, whether positive or negative, should never pick up a pen or stroke a key.

  6. Mack says:

    I can’t stomach another convoluted idea from that guy again.

  7. Lou Cypher says:

    Here’s the thing, guys–despite her having immaturely attacked DarkUFO (which Doc should really remove), and despite her having been wrong about Sawyer’s story ending when he jumped out of the chopper (it’s based on her hatred of the Juliet/Sawyer relationship and is, thus, way too biased to allow her to see that Sawyer remained awesome in seasons four and five), she’ RIGHT about pretty much everything else. About 99% of what she says in that article is right on the money. Every word of it. Season six was lame. The finale was lame. The complete lack of a satisfying wrap-up to the show’s mysteries was lame. The assholishness of many fans in abusing those who want answers was lame. The fact that we’ve clearly been lied to from day one was lame. The fact that the characters had no resolution other than being dead was extremely lame. The fact that the finale was all about Jack was lame. The fact that most of what they introduced in season six didn’t amount to anything was lame. The fact that everything they introduced BEFORE season six was ignored was lame. The fact that they made the show purgatory-like after vehemently saying it wouldn’t be about purgatory for five years was lame. The fact that the afterlife was nonsensical and illogical was lame. And the fact that all of the above is so lame was lame. But most of all, those of you who can’t wait to trash fishbiscuit each week, who claim to hate her work and yet read every word of it and spend hours finding ways to insult her, is the lamest thing of all. You people are lame. And you deserve the lame finale you got.

  8. Leon says:

    This is regarding the “Last Word on Lost” article. How come you post an article so ridiculous and close comments? It’s like you’re trying to impose Fishbiscuit’s opinions on the site’s visitors. I can bear with a mature criticism of the show but that article is plain stupid.

  9. Charter says:

    How Fishbiscuit described the final of lost was how I felt after reading that article…

    Stupid & bullshit!

  10. Randall Flagg says:

    The feature was dead-on.

    • Beena says:

      No matter how many times you say it…it’s still just your opinion.

      • Randall Flagg says:

        I never presented it as anything but.

        • Rams says:

          Do you really have to repeat it so many times, then? As though repetition would help convince people? Or are you just exhibiting trollish behavior?

          No one says that FB (or others) cannot have their own opinion of the ending, or that they had no right to dislike it. But her post is filled with such rantings and illogical reasonings. Honestly, her articles never really lacked quality until now. But this one is plain ridiculous. Several times, she has either ignored what really happened, or let her expectations cloud her judgement of the ending. And her barbs against people who don’t share her view, while at the same time disabling comments to her article is the ultimate joke.

          • BNJM says:

            Pot, meet kettle. You hate FB, we get it. No need to repeat yourself over and over. Change your diaper and move on.

  11. haley says:

    am i missing something, or does this have absolutely nothing to do with lost?

    • Beena says:

      I hope we get a post about something new here real soon. Some nice juicy LOST related tidbits. I would love to hear what the cast is doing now that the series ended. Or some new theory about what the island is. Something positive. Really.

      • bplenc says:

        keep dreaming Beena. you are not welcome here. Doc has made this abundantly clear with his stupid posts and the whole FB debacle. he just want s your page hits and will do whatever it takes.

        get out while you can Losties sand go to where you are appreciated!

  12. Kate's Perfect Butt says:

    Is it just me, or did a bunch of follow-up replies from several different posters vanish from this thread?

    • bplenc says:

      yes they did – Doc is censoring the comments section by crambling comments and replies, completely removing some, and the ultimate: BANNING certain IP addresses from ever having access to this site.

      sad. wasn’t it Doc who burned thetailsection to the ground?

  13. The gulf oil spill is without doubt one of the most awful diasters of the millennium. While the destruction of the twin towers was constrained within that small area of ground zero, this oil spill stretches out across the ocean, impacting innocent animals, many miles of the southern coast and also industry of the southern USA. I with all my heart hope that this atrocity is resolved as best as is possible.

  14. Hi, I’m sorry for the off-topic question but could you perhaps tell me where I can get this blog theme? I’d like to get the same or perhaps one from the same creator. Can you tell me who made it?

  15. J. Garcia says:

    What’s so INFINITELY better about DarkUFO? It’s an ugly, poorly designed site that rarely ever posts anything worth reading.

  16. Lou Cypher says:

    Okay, putting aside thanksfornothingdoc’s embarrassingly childish and needlessly melodramatic ranting, Doc… why post her column but not let people comment on it? I get that you’re protecting her, and I can understand that–many of the people on this site have shown themselves to be socially inept troglodytes unable to have intelligent discussions. They rudely attack FB because they’re unable to comprehend the simple fact that they don’t have to read her articles, and thus have no reason to act like rabid assholes every time she posts one. But still, I think disabling the comments was a huge mistake. It invites them to act even more childish, in every other thread.

  17. Rams says:

    FB says in the end that she disabled comments. I don’t think Doc has anything to do with it. But seriously, letting FB post her bile on this site this time was a big big mistake.

  18. Randall Flagg says:

    The article was absolutely right.

  19. Koobie says:

    FB chose to close the comments herself, it is an ability that every contributor can use when they post.

  20. Rams says:

    Ah! Just what I thought.

  21. Angie says:

    You can leave a comment on her blog.

  22. Rams says:

    Then she should have kept her post at her blog too. She can moderate the comments she gets there, but not here.

  23. Lou Cypher says:

    Thank you, guada_lupe, for proving my point. It’s people like you who represent everything that is wrong with fandom. You’re negative, rude, abrasive and socially inept, and you exist only to insult people.

  24. Randall Flagg says:

    The article was completely accurate.

  25. Silas says:

    This comment is completely vapid.

  26. bplenc says:

    i will repost what was taken down the other day by Doc bc it was about another site other than his:

    DarkUfo is a fan site through and through: fans post theories – however long they are – they post videos and opinions

    everything is organized and everything is relevant to the show.

    that is why they get 100,000 hits a day on that site – respect for the fanbase.

    this site does not respect Losties – run for your lives – he only wants your page hits!

  27. BNJM says:

    Maybe you should just change your diaper and move on.

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