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The Last Word on Lost

“Heaven,
Heaven is a place,
a place where nothing,
nothing ever happens.”
– Talking Heads

What should be the last word on LOST? Cheesy? Lame? Cliched? Cheap? Vapid? Insulting? All good options, but I think there’s really only one word that ends up describing what LOST became in the end.

Stupid.

I’m not trying to be smug, but I predicted it would turn out like this. I knew it. I think we all did. It didn’t happen all at once, but gradually the sloppiness and laziness of this much anticipated season became obvious. There was the wrong date on Aaron’s sonogram, then Kate’s name not being on the cave ceiling even though it supposedly was on the cave ceiling, the pointless Temple subplot, the Stargate Lighthouse, finally the awkward, stiff, so bad it made me cry scene where Michael was trotted out to give the lamest possible explanation for the whispers.

This scene was when it hit me. I can pinpoint it as the exact moment in time when I knew that this grand finale season was going to suuuuuuuuuuck. I didn’t want to accept it just then but as the weeks went by, there was no escaping the reality.
As LOST’s finale season careened to its dreadful clusterfuck of a conclusion, carrying the reputation of a once great series on its back, even The Darlton tried to warn us away from hoping for too much. They started to say stuff like this:

“We’re going to get killed,” said executive producer Damon Lindelof.

They’d been all but screaming from the rooftops that we wouldn’t be getting any goddamn Answers. It was all about the characters, yo. Those stupid questions were all red herrings! Not just the big ones, like Walt and Aaron and the Numbers. All of them!

At times they got downright insulting about it:

Not only did Damon inadvertently describe the process by which American kids grow up both stupid and fat, but he made it clear exactly how much respect he had for his audience. Which is to say – he thought we were chumps. He thought we weren’t really interested in answers to the gajillion questions he’d posed. We didn’t want to see the design behind the mysteries and characters revealed in a brilliant fashion that would reward us for our years of devotion. All we really wanted was cheap, generic junk food. So that’s the way he ended his series.

To be fair, we should acknowledge that putting together a great series finale is a daunting project. The history of tv finale success is spotty. There are the famously poignant.

The famously funny.

The infamously awful.

The controversial

And the sublime.

Obviously the boy wonders knew everything LOST had ever been was hanging in the balance on May 23. Carlton Cuse himself described the metric by which he knew they’d be judged.


We don’t know whether the resolution between the two timelines is going to make people say, “Oh, that’s cool” or “Oh, fuck those guys, they belly-flopped at the end.”

So which was it? Cool? Or a belly flop?

I’ve been MIA the last third of this wretched finale season. It turns out it’s not really much fun to hate on something that you once loved. It feels terrible actually.

I’m embarrassed to remember how naively I approached this season, described by Cuse as a precious Christmas present they were going to slowly let us unwrap. I even went back last fall and recapped the glorious Season One in excrutiating detail, believing the hype that we were finally about to revisit that masterpiece and watch all its mysterious potential be fulfilled.

I tried to imagine how cool, how fun, how satisfying, it would be to see the big clock come together under the hands of the master watchmakers.
Instead what we got were gears and springs and meaningless numbers strewn all over the floor like a fish kill of red herrings, while the “watchmakers” mocked the audience for ever mistaking them for people who cared. Yes, if you’re wondering, I do feel kind of stupid. I had faith in these two bozos. What can I say?

As tempting as it may be, it’s probably wrong to blame Darlton. After all, it was our own choice to keep watching. We decided all on our own to imagine that we were playing some kind of puzzle. No one told us to expect that! Why would we think that a story about six magical numbers that were magically connected to cataclysmic events, or a story about an island where diseases are cured but pregnancy kills, or a story that wove intersecting timelines into a vast interdimensional web of coincidences and fate – why would we think any of that was meant to be a puzzle??? We must really be stupid! As stupid as The Fine Brothers!

It was our own free choice to gabble away on message boards these last few seasons talking about wormholes and string theory and exotic matter and Schrodingers goddamn cat. We did it long after it became obvious that these two guys weren’t able to write that kind of story. It was obvious they weren’t quantum physicists. Or even the kind of guys who passed physics in high school.

No one told us we had to prattle like morons about determinism and gnoticism and Manicheism and Buddhism and Catholicism and Egyptology and Philip V. Dick. I mean look at these two guys. Why would we think they had some kind of wisdom to offer?

You know who these two really remind me of now? The two con men who pretended to be tailors in Hans Christian Anderson’s The Emperor’s New Clothes. They convinced the dopey Emperor he was getting a new set of gorgeous threads, but really he just ended up walking down the street with everyone laughing at the pimples on his butt. The Emperor, it turns out, was us.

At least we were in good company. In the days after the finale, I got calls and emails from pretty much every family member, friend, frenemy or casual acquaintance who had ever loved LOST, or knew that I once did. There were sighs, sad shakes of the head, muttered expletives, viral video exchanges and the always hilarious fancraft that LOST fans had raised to an artform.

The consensus was unanimous:

But how did the finale fare out in the land of media, both old and new? Did they stick their landing or did they …

?

I realize there were some in the fast food media who, as expected, were bowled over by the cliche overload of the finale. USA Today not only found it “thrilling”, ” clever” and “profound”, but they mocked those of us who’d bought into that silly mystery crap.

If you were looking for explanations for every twist and turn, you didn’t get them. (Some viewers won’t be satisfied until the producers churn out a multi-volume island manual that answers questions that were never actually posed.)

And as expected, both “I live next door to Damon” Kristin dos Passos and Cheerleader in Chief Jeff Jensen dissolved into predictably soggy heaps of teary satisfaction.

“The End” was an emotionally draining epic that had me crying with almost every single “awakening” and has left me mulling the true significance of the Sideways world, which was revealed to be a Purgatory-like realm created by the souls of the dead castaways themselves. (Purgatory! The irony!) I was so happy The Island was saved. I was so moved by Jack’s heroism and sacrifice and the glorious significance of ending where he began, as well as that Doubting Thomas allusion there at the end. … I loved Ben’s contrition. I loved Locke’s forgiveness. I loved it when Ben told him to stand up and walk again, and Locke did.

But if Darlton let themselves listen to anyone other than their friends in lowbrow places, they probably realized they’re going to have to stay in that bunker a little bit longer than anticipated. The New York Times trashed it on both the Arts page:

But you have to think that the gauzy, vaguely religious, more than a little mawkish ending of ‘Lost’ – “Touched by a Desmond” — will not sit well with a lot of the show’s fans. … The “Sopranos” finale was ambiguous and a bit of a shrug, but not puzzling; to me the “Lost” finale, in the immediate aftermath, felt forced and, well, a bit of a cop-out.

and the Editorial section:

Across six seasons, it’s true, we learned endless facts about the island — about its geography, its inhabitants, and what had happened on it across decades and centuries. But we never learned the whys behind the facts. And with the final season in the books, there’s good reason to think that we never learned them because the show’s creators never had a well-thought-out “why” for their story in the first place. The island wasn’t a real mystery — it was just a MacGuffin.

Max Read at Gawker thought “The Lost Finale was incredibly Dumb”, which pretty much sums up the consensus of my inner circle:
Once upon a time, there was a television show about a bunch of people on an island. For six years it was one of the most fascinating things on TV. And then it ended, in the worst way possible. … Lost ended tonight, and with it the hopes and dreams of millions of people who thought it might finally get good again. SPOILER ALERT: It didn’t. What did we learn? Nothing. We learned nothing from two-and-a-half hours of slow-motion bullshittery backed with a syrupy soundtrack.

Televisionary’s Jace Lacob tried really hard to hide his disappointment in this piece at The Daily Beast, but he couldn’t quite do it.

“The End” didn’t so much answer the long-dangling mysteries—Why do pregnant women die on the island? Why was the character of Walt (Malcolm David Kelley) special? What is this island? What was with all of the Egyptian hieroglyphics? What was the character of Desmond’s ultimate purpose on the island?—as it did ignore them altogether….Considering how much time viewers have spent trying to figure out the relationship between the island timeline and the Sideways one, it is also frustrating that it turned out that there is none—or more precisely, that what happened in the Sideways timeline didn’t affect what happened on the island at all.

Aside from coining the pithiest descripiton of the finale – “a prom of the dead in a chapel of love where everybody is farting rainbows” – Chadwick Martin of Slate nailed one of the finale’s main flaws:
There are second chances in life, but there are no do-overs. At least all the time travel, the donkey wheels, the smoke monsters were vehicles to explore the human condition. They were as fantastical as purgatory, yes, but they were also grounded in the terrestrial realities of life, death, and the pursuit of happiness. The show’s purgatorial clusterfuck is not. It is a venue for wish-fulfillment. Thus, the finale wronged not just me, but the show itself.

As did Laura Miller at Salon :

A series like “Lost” doesn’t need to solve all of its riddles, but it does need to address the right ones…. The comic-book paraphernalia and texture of the island — its secret bunkers with their code names, Jacob’s migrating cabin with its creepy paintings, the ersatz normality of the Others’ compound ringed by those sonic pylons and the fantastically mechanical grinding and dragging sounds that used to accompany the appearance of the smoke monster — were not peripheral to the heart of “Lost.” They were the very essence of its appeal.

And the message of the Hero Quest in mythology is certainly not the gauzy, happy, angels-at-the-doorway one “Lost” fans had to settle for last night. Once Jack stepped into the church it looked like he was walking into a Hollywood wrap party without food or music — just a bunch of actors grinning idiotically for 10 minutes and hugging one another.

Scott Mendelson’s fine essay, republished at The Huffington Post, decided that the finale was so bad that it managed to nullify the series almost as a whole, although he – like me – hopes it will still be possible to enjoy the first three seasons before this series started its sad, end date driven decline:

By leaving everything unanswered right up to the end, and then pulling a narrative switcheroo instead of finishing the story that was being unveiled, Lost basically mocked those who bothered to watch from the very beginning, as such rabid viewership proved entirely unnecessary. Thus, the finale of Lost rendered the entire series run relatively pointless and effectively killed any and all rewatchability of the prior episodes. So, in the end, Lost ended for me with season three.

With all that and so much more being said, is there really any point in me writing anything else about this sad spectacle ? Is there anything left that really needs to be said? I’m over it. I could live without never giving LOST another thought. I’m literally itching to erase it off my dvr. But I promised I’d do this. Inquiring minds seem to want to know what it all meant to me. So, here we go, one last time, for old time’s sake.

I think others have pretty much covered the shameful way we were taunted with questions that were never intended to be answered, even as recently as the run-up to this season. They were running full speed ahead right up until late April, not only implying that we’d be rewarded for our detective work, but throwing new questions at us! Of course everyone was excited to see what the answer to the puzzles would be. And then we got this:

The superclunker episode Across the Sea. We found out the only thing worse than getting no answers was getting the LAME answers they came up with. Why did they even bother to answer the pointless Adam and Eve “mystery”, for instance? Was that at the top of anyone’s mind? As compared to things like – who bankrolled all Ben’s trips off the Island, who was Penny’s mother, why did Libby give Desmond a sailboat, what was the sickness, why did Rousseau’s crew hear the numbers on the radio, why did Claire leave Aaron … not to mention all those silly little trifles like why was Walt so special and why did pregnant women die and what the hell was up with those numbers? But nope. They didn’t feel the need to address any of those mysteries. They needed to give us a bogus backstory for two skeletons that almost no one remembered. Why?


My guess is because Damon had stupidly bragged about it back in 2007:
Of course, in his hamfisted way, he managed to prove exactly the opposite. It added nothing to that remembered moment to find out that Jacob, the 40,000 year old virgin, buried his bad twin and his another raising mother in the cave after a night of interfamily murder. We just met these people. They meant nothing to us.

Their story was tacked on, like everything else in Season Six. In fact, the whole finale could have been slapped on at any random endpoint. It wasn’t a culmination or an inevitability or a hard earned catharsis. The message that after death we’ll all live happily ever after with our bestest BFFs could have been, as one reviewer noted, a perfectly good finale for Saved by the Bell or Happy Days. Or a kiddie cartoon, for that matter.

What’s more, by bottom loading all the mysteries and saving them for the end, rather than building them organically into the fabric of the story, they belied the pretense that they were master storytellers. A good story needs pacing. I had assumed their need for a fixed end date was in order to allow them to pace their story. But we all know now that had nothing to do with it.

We could tell that Mama Clegg was not the Island’s Eve. She was only another interim hermit guardian, just like Jacob. Someone came before her, maybe the people that carved the cuneiform marks into the big stone plug. Someone before Momsy built the light sealing contraption inside the big shiny hole. Who was that person? Why did they do it? We never really learned why the Island was special, what was the source of its power, what its power really was. We never learned why the Smoke Monster had to be contained on the Island, what would have happened if he’d escaped. We entered the final battle of the story without knowing the stakes.

We just knew it was really important for Jack. Because he used to be a man of science. And now he is a man of faith. Faith in the Island. OK. But why?

The story never created any meaningful metaphor for the Island. It was the “warmest, brightest light you’ve ever seen or felt.” It was a little piece of “something that’s inside of every man.” The enemy was “evil incarnate”. It would all “only end once”, except that – since Hurley became Jacob – it didn’t! It was a myth that was never told, a myth, if we can even call it that, that never coalesced into anything more than mawkish abstractons. It meant nothing. It was just pretty pictures.

What’s more, the characters themselves experienced no consequences. The very same second that The Great Jacksus laid down his life, he was handed his eternal reward. His sacrifice wasn’t a sacrifice at all, just the last step in him being handed all the presents and goodies and heavenly lollipops that anyone could ever dream of.

It was a pretty sweet deal. Save the world and go straight to heaven. Doesn’t really tug at my heartstrings. Or make me feel anything at all. No stakes. No consequences. No metaphor. No myth.

But all this ground has been covered, and better, by others. Few disagree that in the end the LOST “storytellers” failed in their central mission – to pull together a coherent and satisfying end to the mysteries they themselves had chosen to create. But I was surprised to see how many, at least in the immediate aftermath, seemed to think that the finale succeeded in a different area – that of giving resolution to the characters. It became like the one good thing people could say about LOST – that it was a terrible ending, but at least the characters all got “satisfying resolutions”. I don’t know where they’re seeing that. Maybe people just need to convince themselves that it couldn’t possibly be as bad as it all really, really was.

To be fair, not everyone was fooled. But far too many were. If I have to pick what I consider to be the Number One Inconvenient Truth about the LOST Finale, it would be this:

It was NOT “about the characters.”
The biggest secret that Darlton managed to hide from us was that the characters never really mattered. At all. Yes, LOST had a great cast of mostly wonderful actors, who emoted the shit out of the material they were given to work with, even if it was often insane nonsense. But charismatic acting is not the same thing as good characterization.

I think the primary failure of LOST’s end story was its failure to respect and resolve its characters. Except for Jack, none of the characters got any better resolution than the mysteries did.

Let’s start with a somewhat minor, but nonetheless pivotal, character. Claire and her baby, who she’d been apocalyptically warned must not be raised by another, seemed to be mystically connected to the Island.

But then Claire dropped Aaron in a cabbage patch. He got raised by another anyway. And Claire became a crazed axe murderer.
That was her character arc. We never saw how she went crazy. We never saw what happened when Aaron got his Mad Mama back. We missed every interesting thing that Claire’s story could ever have been about. All we know is that Claire eventually died and re-birthed Aaron in her self created purgatory while she waited for her big brother Jack to arrive, so she could spend eternity with Charlie – the guy whose death she never even mourned.

How was this character arc resolved? What is satisfying about this characterization? How is it even a characterization? It’s a collection of cutesy coincidences – She’s Jack’s sister! She’s crazy like Rousseau! Only worse! – that ultimately went nowhere and meant nothing.

Ok, maybe you say Claire’s a bad example, because she wasn’t an important enough character. Let’s take the great John Locke then. Because no one can say Locke wasn’t an important character. How did this great character get his resolution in the finale?

Well, basically he stayed dead.
Until Jack came to fix him.

John Locke, who so wanted to be special and who came to the Island and had his legs magically restored and who had a child’s faith in the beautiful Island and who tried and failed to convince Jack to stay and who left what he loved and sacrificed his life for the sake of his Island – his “resolution” was that he got to wait in Limbo Land until Jack – freaking Jack – got around to not only dying, but to accepting that he was dead.

Locke’s character “resolution” was to further the glory of Jack, even in death. What once seemed like an epic duel between equally matched protagonists went out with a weak, faint sounding pfffffffft. By the time the big showdown happened, Locke wasn’t even there.


Like so much of the audience, Locke got screwed. Sorry, John, you were just road kill on the Highway to Jack’s Heaven.

But don’t worry. Be happy! It’s not like there’s anything we can do about it now. Except maybe this …

Sun and Jin’s “resolution” came at the end of three long seasons wherein they both did, collectively, nothing.

Finally they reunited. Then they died the next day, with not even a passing acknowledgment of the daughter who had been at the heart of their story. In Purgatory, or Limbo, or whatever the hell that Sideways bullshit was, they had to wait – for Jack, of course – until they could speak English (the language of Jack’s heaven) and follow their dear leader into the light.

We can also add Sayid to the list of screwed over characters.

In post-9/11 America, it was shocking to see an Iraqi soldier in the Revolutionary Guard presented as a sympathetic character. But Sayid worked his way into our hearts, despite being the sickest killer in the bunch, because he was a passionate man. Who loved Nadia.


Nadia was at the nexus of all his moral quandaries – he betrayed his country for her, he betrayed his boyhood friend for her, he struggled off the Island and married her, only to lose her again. And with her death, he lost his soul. His character resolution? Well, first – of course – he had to wait for Jack. Obviously. Then … uh … he hooked up with Shannon and he got to go to Heaven!

Did this make sense to anyone???? Was this supposed to be a joke?

Sadly no. They were serious about this shit. See, Sayid didn’t really love the woman he’d devoted his life to, the woman his entire story had been about. He only wanted what all men want in Geekland – a blonde American babe.
Hurley apparently lived out his roly poly life on the Island, maybe for centuries, with Ben. Although that might have made a great season of LOST all by itself, we never got a glimpse of it.


Instead we learned that the only great thing in Hurley’s extremely long life was Libby, the girl he once almost went on a picnic with the day before she got shot. Nothing else. So once he finally died, he – like everyone else – waited for Jack, and then finally, I guess, he got to have a girlfriend, even if they were both dead.

Sawyer’s story ended in Season Four.

We had watched his evolution, one of the most beautiful in the show,

from guilt ridden, self loathing orphan to passionate lover and hero.

But in Season Four, fanboys everywhere rejoiced as Sawyer’s hotness got sucked away and he was reincarnated as a neutered Deputy Dawg, flashing big buttery grins at his tall blond Dharma-wife.

And that was it for poor Sawyer. He got to scream and cry while Juliet died … over and over again … then he sat on his ass until it was time for Jack to save the world. Then he did absolutely nothing for all the rest of his life until it was time for the most anticlimactic and uninspired cup of coffee in tv history. And then he hugged Jack, and he too got to pass through the pearly gates.

Character? Resolution? I can’t find either one in this story. The complex, charismatic character that stole my heart and first addicted me to LOST disappeared the day he jumped off the helicopter and saved the life of the woman he loved. I watched and I hoped and I put up with Carlton’s insulting insinuations that we were only watching to see him take his shirt off, but the Sawyer that I loved never ever returned to LOST.

Kate didn’t do any better. We don’t know when she died but we know she never met anyone better than Jack. That’s sad enough. You didn’t deserve that, Kate.

This is where the poor character development leads straight into The Second Inconvenient Truth About the Lost Finale:

It had a very depressing message.

In order to believe in whatever the Shiny Happy Afterlife was meant to be, we have to believe that nothing that ever happened to Kate, Sawyer or Claire after they left the Island ever meant a damn thing. They had to wait TO DIE before they could live.

Well, technically, they had to wait for JACK to die before they could live again.

If we accept that the gang in the church had to be there together because they were the only people that truly mattered to one another, we have to realize that all these people lived HORRIBLE lives here on earth. Think of all those who didn’t matter to them:

Charlie Hume didn’t matter to his Mom and Dad, and neither did Ji Yeon, a fetus for all eternity.
Hurley didn’t want to be with Grandpa Tito or Mami Carmen or any of the people who loved and raised him.
Helen was good enough for Locke’s purgatory, but she didn’t rank high enough to make it into his heaven.

Jack’s alcoholic, philandering daddy was the High Holy Priest in his Heaven,

but the old Moms who put up with being married to this creep didn’t rate any heavenly reward.

Sorry, Margo, your son just wasn’t that into you.

Juliet had no place in her heaven for the sister and nephew she longed to see for so long.

Nadia? She was no biggie to Sayid. Just a passing fling.

Boone never had anyone in his life who meant anything to him at all and the greatest moment of Shannon’s life were those few weeks she spent trying to breathe without her inhaler in the Rape Caves before she got shot in the gut.

Kate and Sawyer never missed their mothers either, or Tom, or Clementine, or Kevin, or each other.

The only thing this “heaven” proved is that all of these people lived sad, loveless lives on earth. But so what if life sucked for all the Losties? They got to be in a clean, perfect heaven with all the other pretty people, paired up like the giraffes and zebras on Noah’s ark.


In the LOST credo, it turned out the only thing that ever matters in life is finding a Schmoopie. Parents, children, lovers, friends – none of it means a damn thing. The key to life is The Schmoopie.

Throughout the years, LOST made a big show of flashing various religious symbols at us like stolen watches from under a trenchcoat. The Church of Shiny Happy People felt like self parody, what with all the spiritual tchotchkes stuffed into every available corner.


A dharmachakra, an aum, a menorah, a Ganesh … I guess they couldn’t find space to shove in any voodoo chicken feet or Rasta spliffs or Wiccan wands.

But no one should have been fooled. The religious message of LOST was conventional Judeo-Christian group think of the most joyless kind.

Humans must unquestioningly accept the will of a capricious, often vicious Higher Power, because he’s Jacob and you’re not. Life’s a bitch and then you die, but in the religion of LOST, once you find your Schmoopie … and once the great St. Jacksus arrives of course … even cold blooded killers can all go to Hollywood Heaven together.

Damon Lindelof: This is the critical mystery of the season, which is, “What is the relationship between these two shows? … Where’s Libby? Where’s Ana Lucia? Where’s Eko? These are all the things that you’re supposed to be thinking about.

Got that? The only question Darlton cared about answering in their finale season, the ONLY one, was this: What was the Sideways universe? The Sideways that didn’t even exist until this season. And what was the big revelation about the Sideways? That it was a completely separate, non intersecting, non connecting afterlife that the characters “created for themselves” while they waited to enter Heaven, or the light, or what the fuck ever. After swearing for years their story wasn’t about Purgatory, they made their finale season all about … frigging Purgatory! Haha! Gotcha!

It’s not that making the story about Purgatory would have been such a terrible idea. It could have been a coherent theme to carry over the seasons, showing us each person’s passage to Enlightenment after their death. But this mish mosh didn’t even make any kind of theological sense as Purgatory. What was the point of it, except to bide everyone’s time until Jackie-poo arrived? Sawyer did not create a purgatory where he could repent for the murder of the innocent sweet shrimp seller.

Kate did not atone for the wrongs she’d done. In fact, she made herself a world where she was innocent, wrongfully accused. All that bad stuff? Nevah hoppened.

Charlie was still on the junk needle in his self created purgatory, only richer than Croesus this time around.

Sun and Jin for some reason created a purgatory where they were even more miserable, where Jin killed people and Sun got shot.

And Sayid apparently filled his self created purgatory with even more murders – I guess the ones he didn’t get around to committing in his killing spree of a life.
By creating a trite, pat purgatory, all the stories we’d invested in suddenly felt shallow and pointless. In one fell swoop, they managed to dishonor almost every character and render their stories meaningless. It didn’t reflect the reality of our human experience, where all our acts have real consequences, where we don’t have an escape hatch into paradise, like we found out the Losties had. But this purgatory had other problems as well. Basically it just didn’t make any goddamn sense.
Was the highpoint of Aaron’s life really the day he was born? It’s hard to imagine how horrifying this poor kid’s life was if the first six hours were the highlight. Or was Aaron just a symbol, not an actual human baby with a soul of his own? Even in death, was Aaron just a prop in Jack’s Heaven?

Why was Eloise worried that Desmond would take Daniel away?

If she was “awake” and understood that she was dead, why was she still in purgatory? And why didn’t she understand how it worked? She had been paired with her Schmoopie, so why couldn’t she get on the Ark?

What was Ben waiting for? Did he need Danielle Rousseau to wake up too?

Because of course Danielle would want to spend eternity with the mouse faced creep who made her life a living hell, rather than the dearly beloved father of her child. She just hadn’t woken up yet and realized who her true schmoop was.

Why wasn’t Michael allowed into Jack’s heaven? He blew himself up with a bomb just like Sayid did. Why did he have to be trapped on the Island as a whisper? Was it because he didn’t have a Schmoopie?


And what about poor Walt? Not only wasn’t he special in any way, but none of the other 815-ers wanted him in the heaven they created for themselves. Can you believe it? They wanted Libby there, but they didn’t want Walt! They wanted Penny there and most of them didn’t even know who she was! Boy, they really, really held that puberty thing against him, didn’t they?

Why was Juliet Jack’s wife?
Seriously. Why in the hell would she create that for herself? And why would she have an imaginary son with him? Forget about the realization that her precious sister actually never meant anything to her. I’m more hung up on that numbingly redundant candy machine conversation. When Miles listened to her dead body, remember that he heard her say “it worked”? What was she talking about? The bomb worked? Her hope to never have met Sawyer worked? No! She was talking about the candy machine of course!

When Sawyer unplugged it and plugged it back in, it worked! Wow! How clever was that? I mean, that’s why we all stuck with LOST, wasn’t it? For stupid gimmicky shout outs and conversations written entirely in cutesy catchphrases.

See? Look! It was an Apollo candy bar! And Number 23! Holy moly! My mind, she is blown! Darlton, you iz geniuses!

So the whole Sideways/Purgatory/Bullshitland that the characters “created” for themselves after death was not about Redemption (except for Jack.) And it wasn’t about Free Will, one of the other alleged “themes” of LOST. The characters may have created this place, but they didn’t know they were doing it, and they didn’t know why they did it, and most of the connections they unwittingly created for themselves meant absolutely nothing in the final denouement, just like all the connections built into the pre-crash flight and the off Island world meant absolutely nothing.


LOST wasn’t about connections at all, you see.

It was all about how many times you can pull a meaningless WhatTheFUCK plot twist on the audience. It turns out, you can pull an entire show out of your ass based on nothing but constant gotchas and contrivances, and you’ll be able to fool … well, a whole lot of people. For a really long time. Like for six years.


I think so far we’ve established one thing: Thinking about the LOST finale is not a useful exercise. The whole Man of Faith vs. Science debate, as presented on LOST, was designed to undermine the value of thought and contemplation, to degrade intellectualism. Just believe. Just have “faith”. And what we were asked to have Faith in on LOST was … Nonsense. On LOST, the Faith argument was used to hide lazy thinking and cheap storytelling. The only thing we were having Faith in all along was Chuck E. Cheese.
So here’s another Inconvenient Truth that we learned from the finale:

LOST had no intellectual design behind it.

In the past if I’d seen this image of the Monster being thrown off the cliff:

I’d have dug out my favorite Dore print of Lucifer being thrown out of heaven. But at this point that feels like it would only be giving them a respect they don’t deserve. I wasn’t impressed that Jack’s hicky turned out to be a mark from the tip of a knife. I really didn’t care that Jack stumbled to his death from a wound to his right side, like the wound Doubting Thomas pondered in the picture Jack gazed at in 316. I can’t be bothered to dig out images to illustrate these things. I get it. Symmetry. Mirrors.

I always did love the visual imagery of LOST, but you can’t just throw random symbolic elements onscreen and call that a story.

By the end, LOST had lost all its intrigue for me, 100%. Without a story behind them, symbols alone feel superficial, and cloyingly facile.

I had given up on the idea that there was an intelligent design behind LOST’s Famous Thinker Namedropping, but I was still dumbfounded by how incredibly facile and superficial the use of imagery became.

Not only could we tell that a man was good based on whether he was blond and blue eyed (Aryan=Good) and wearing a white tunic, but we could even tell the moral destiny of a baby by the color of his blanket! And see! They were playing a game. Like how the LOST writers were playing a game with us.

I can’t have been the only one who misread Damon Lindelof’s New York Times editorial some years ago. Remember how he had the audacity to lecture J.K.Rowlings on how she should end the Harry Potter books? I think a lot of people thought he was advising her to be brave, to do the unexpected, to do the unpopular. But re-reading that thing, it’s obvious he was saying no such thing. In point of fact, he was laying out exactly the way he planned to end LOST – catering to what he considered to be the stupidity and short attention spans of the American public.
THE BOY WHO DIED…

“We Yanks, however, do not want froufrou endings. We want things definitively tied up. And by “things” I mean lots of people dead.”

“We really like gratuitous explosions.”


“Because if there’s one thing we like more than explosions, it’s surprises.”

I kind of wish, as an American, that people like Damon wouldn’t speak for what “we Yanks” appreciate. I’d just like to let the global audience out there know that not all Yanks tell their kids to shut up and eat cheese and not all Yanks are proud of being stupid and unimaginative.

I am one Yank who became totally enchanted by the “froufrou” of LOST’s endless literary, religious, scientific and philosophical allusions. Yes, I gradually recognized that it was an exercise in futility, but I still hoped against hope that there was some bare bones design behind it all, some order to the chaos. But the truth is out now: There wasn’t any. Ever.

In other words, they were saying that great minds in history had addressed great issues and told great stories … but Lindelof and Cuse weren’t trying to do that. They were just copycats. Who didn’t have the skills. Sort of like this:

I think Darlton should have taken this full disclosure thing one step further. The writers who influenced them weren’t Lewis Carroll or James Joyce or C.S. Lewis. Come on, guys! Be honest. The literary influences in your writing room were more along these lines, right?

Killer the dog WAS. Now Killer was born to a three-legged bitch mother. And he was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that, he’s adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz. He’s a small-time gunrunner and, uh, rottweiler fight promoter. So he puts Killer into training, next thing you know Killer’s GOOD! He is DAMN good! But then, he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother Nibbles. And Killer said, “No, man, that’s my brother, I can’t fight Nibbles!” And he made him fight anyway. And then Killer, Killed Nibbles. And Killer said, “That’s it!” And he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he ffffffff-FREAKED OUT. And then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart… no longer beat. Wow.

Anyone who ever followed Damon Lindelof on Twitter, begging people to vote up LOST on some poll where it was losing out to Ghost Hunters or something, knows that this dude believed in the power of the button pushers. He said as much in another inadvertent admission hidden in that infamous NY Times editorial:

“I read an article recently saying that 80 percent of American poll respondents said they thought Harry wouldn’t survive the final book. As is the case in many polls, there’s probably a degree of wish-fulfillment here. In other words, we want the little bugger to die.”

I don’t see how poll watching could ever be a good practice in any creative enterprise. It seems to me that “conventional wisdom” is in itself the death knell of originality. But we do know the boy wonders liked to follow polls, and given the dumbassery of the LOST fandom, this may possibly explain how LOST managed to fail so utterly. Let’s look for a minute at the kind of fans who truly and deeply loved this LOST finale. First of all there’s people like this lovely young Jate fan:
Fuck you all, dirty whores. Yes I’m talking abotu real people because you suck and fail at life. I loathe you all haters, you deserve all the spit and shit on your faces as you can get for all those years trolling the internet. Our fandom doesn’t have any respect? STFU you son of a bitch you! Keep fooling yourselves that Skate was eyefucking the whole season. You’re only embarrasssing yourselves, even some decent skaters can see. Yes, there are sane skaters out there who appreciate them sanely.

These are your fans, Damon. You own them now. Don’t look now, but they may be all you got left. We’ve learned now that fanmail campaigns and obsessive poll rigging pay off when the writers have neither balls nor any kind of plan. Sure, you managed to destroy your show’s reputation and legacy, and sure, your name will be mud to any LOST fan who ever tried to follow the show on an intelligent level, but you did manage to satisfy geniuses like the poster quoted above. So, uh … Congrats?

It would be wrong for me to blame the batshit Jate/Suliet fans entirely for how inane and angry the LOST online discourse became. By far the bigger culprits were the vicious, often misogynist fanboy types who camped out at the site run by my old friend DarkUFO. Given Darlton’s addiction to pandering to the lowest common denominator in the fandom, there’s no way they weren’t aware of the whims of Fanboy Central. On that loud, big, spoiler whoring board, any sensible disagreement or alternate viewpoint about LOST was systematically shouted down, mocked to shit and banned out of existence by the torch and pitchfork carrying villagers.
It’s sad to think that LOST was once considered cutting edge precisely because of the cyber-conversation that had grown up between fans and writers, a conversation that may have ultimately destroyed the integrity of the story. Laura Miller’s Salon piece makes a great case for another Inconvenient Truth:
LOST was “Ruined By Its Own Fans”

From statements the producers of “Lost” have made over the past five years, they developed a dynamic with die-hard fans (and disillusioned fans and skeptical non-fans) that was infinitely more complex than any of the personal relationships among the series’ characters. Could it be that in resisting the geekiest, nitpickingest, most Aspergerian demands of their audience they swung too far in the opposite direction, dismissing as trivial everything but the cosmic (the tedious and largely unnecessary Jacob-Smokey background) and the sentimental (making sure that every character receives his or her designated soul mate or therapeutic closure of the most banal Dr. Phil variety)? If so, “Lost” may be the quintessential example of a pop masterpiece ruined by its own fans.

Infintely more complex, indeed. DarkUFO was despised, and rightly so, by the LOST inner circle, because of his thoughtless and selfish spoiling of their big Season 3 and 4 finale surprises. So, was it REVENGE that made Darlton write an endgame that fanboys hated even more than Skaters? If so then the irony of Fanboys and Skaters being on the same side is delicious. Nice job, dudes.
Fanboys and Skaters were the natural enemies of the LOST Fan Kingdom. Aside from Andy Page’s smarmy egotism, the defining feature of his site was his petty vindictiveness towards Skaters, most likely because we were the ones who unmasked him for the poll rigging liar and all around skeevebag that he was. How petty was he? I don’t think anyone outside of Fishbiscuitland quite understands. For years he lurked 24/7 on our board under his chosen alias:
mary2009!

Miss Mary mostly just used our site as one of the many from which he’d steal spoilers or pictures or media mentions, all of which he’d post on his own board without credit. But in the run up to the finale, his juvenile pettiness was on full display. One night, when I guess he was getting bored down in that basement bunker, he put on his best squealing imitation of what he thought a dumbass Skater fangirl would sound like:

I juust had my friends sister email me about the finale. She works on the set if LOST She told me that in the finale that Kate tells Jack she loves him Uve now given up on this show after the Juliet kiss scen

And then a few moments later:
They are sending me scans tomorrow. And they will send to dark UFO tomorrow as well I promise I am not lying and this is real I wish it was not: (((((((((

I busted him right away, explaining that even squalid fangirls were smart enough to trace an IP, and he ran straightaway, skirts flying over his head, to erase the evidence that he was, in fact, every bit the petty, juvenile twit we’d always known him to be. Apparently he didn’t want anyone to know that the great and powerful DarkUFO loved to troll among the squalid shippergirls he always claimed to despise. We banned the bastard after that, but Lord knows how many other sock puppets this douchebag had over the years, or how deeply into the pie his poll rigging fingers really were. It’s all water under the bridge now, thankfully – one more reason to be happy that LOST is over.

LOST is over, MaryAndy. Suck it up. You have to go out and get a job now.

MaryAndy may have just been one of the creepy curiosities of the LOST fandom, but his Skate Hate was something that was shared by most of the fanboys who followed LOST, including, it seems the Alpha Nerds who wrote this dreck. It brings me to one of the biggest downers of my LOST experience. Maybe it doesn’t quite count as an Inconvenient Truth, but it’s a Truth nonetheless.

Nerds hate romance.

In fact, I’m pretty sure that most nerds wouldn’t know Romance if it jumped up and kissed them on the mouth. That’s part of what makes them nerds, after all. Sci Fi and Fantasy genres have never been a romance friendly milieu. Romance, when it appears at all, is generally very stilted and unrealistic, and caters to the male sensibility exclusively. Most women in this genre are blond. All women are beautiful, although beauty is completely optional for the male half. It is common, and preferable, in Nerd Romance, that the female abjectly worship her mate. Strangely, though, Nerd Romance rarely features … s.e.x.

I’m sure many are wondering how I feel about Sawyer and Kate being left flat in the finale, about them being the only couple left out of the great cosmic circle jerk. Every obscure, asexual couple in the show’s history, from the non starter of Daniel & Charlotte to the anti-romance of Ben & Danielle got some kind of validation in the story, yet the long romance of Sawyer & Kate, deeply embedded into the fiber of the story, was ignored completely. I was disappointed, but not shocked, and not all that broken up over it. It’s hardly the only thing that didn’t make sense, and it’s not like it made the finale any worse. I don’t think there was any way it could have been any worse, to be honest. It may well have been a blessing in disguise that they didn’t pander to Skaters. If they had, I might have been tempted to watch it again, and this way I’m forever protected from that fate.

The gloopy cheese-bubbles that were meant to signal eternal schmoopiness in the “The End” made the Gray’s Anatomy’s finale look like Shakespeare. I don’t think LOST could possibly have trivialized the idea of romantic love more if they tried.

Basically, the way Romance ended up being depicted on LOST, the uglier a romance was,

the less we saw it happen,

the less sensual it was,

the more weird and shallow and gimmicky it was


– the more likely it was to end up depicted as Twu Wuv in the finale.


Sayid and Nadia’s series long love story, just like Sawyer and Kate’s, ended up meaning nothing. In both cases, the women were swapped out for the leggy blonde at the last second. Meanwhile, Jack and Kate, who spent the last two seasons in a deep funk of apathy towards one another were magically transformed with one last WTF into the most vapid kind of Nerd Lovers imaginable.

These writers had no intuitive sense of how to write romance, and what’s more they seemed to have a strange antipathy towards the concept of passionate sexual love. It’s incredible, but true, in the entire run of the whole series, there was only ONE deeply romantic, loving sex scene in the full six years.


Yes, it was one of the greatest tv love scenes ever and yes, it will be remembered long after this dreadful finale is forgotten, but still … Only one! In six years! That’s shocking. It almost makes you wonder what other issues these guys were repressing. Women were never important to these writers as anything other than babymakers and schmoopies. Sex for the most part was invisible, except when it was making women pregnant so they could die. But when it came time for the Darlton to imagine what the secret in the bowels of the Island would look like, they created a big rod. And a shiny wet hole.

I know. Ew. But don’t blame me. I didn’t write this shit. The ultimate denouement of this phallic fantasy was that the big hero man had to stick his rod back into the hole. Then the world was saved. And Jack was bathed in an orgasm of light.

Sheesh. These two guys should have just taken their Jack Action Figure and gotten themselves a room.

The LOST writers, of course, chose to make a love triangle central to their story from the very beginning, and to keep it there and promote it until the bitter end.

For years, we heard – from the mouths of the Darlton themselves – that Sawyer was their Han Solo. Even a Star Wars neophyte understands that Han is the romantic hero of the story. He’s charismatic and sexy and adorable in all the ways that Luke is not and can never be. It’s a type, an archetype, and an especially entertaining one, in my opinion.

But LOST, since it couldn’t be original in any other way, decided that this well loved archetype would be the one, the only one, that would stand on its head. They de-sexed their Han Solo and made sure that he ended up getting gotz in the end of the story. There could be no romantic victory for Sawyer, just like there could be no heroic victory, because nothing could be allowed to deflect any light from the greater glory of the magnificent Jackass. Sawyer’s fate, and the fate of Sawyer and Kate as a love story, was one more casualty of LOST’s Revenge of the Alpha Nerds.

And here’s the last saddest, most Inconvenient Truth :

LOST was never anything more than The Jack Show.

All of it was just passing time until it was time for Damon’s surrogate, Jack Shephard, to win all the marbles. The only character that got any true resolution in this story was Jack. Jack became Jacob! Then he gave up being Jacob! Then he killed the bad guy! Then he saved the world! Then he died a great hero, knowing he’d saved the world! Then he won the Kate trophy! Forever! In heaven! If you ever doubted that this was The Jack Show, check it out: No one could go into Heaven until Jack got there. He was even the most important person in Heaven!

It’s a very inconvenient, but unavoidable, truth that these two rich, mainstream Hollywood white guys could only envision a story that revolved around a privileged mainstream white guy like themselves. It’s laughable to think back at how LOST was once considered a groundbreaking show because of its multicultural cast. As the years went by, the black people disappeared, the Asians learned to speak proper English, the Middle Eastern man became an evil beast and the females all became interchangeable schmoopies. Even the lesser white men had to take a backseat to the Great Jacksus. Locke ended up inert,


Desmond ended up not being very special after all,

and Sawyer was kept around as nothing but eye candy.

The decks had to be cleared to make sure no one, at any time, outshone the Great White Hero. Face it, even Purgatory was Jack’s Wet Dream. Who besides Jack got a damn thing out of this Sideways world we’re told they all allegedly created for themselves?


Claire was still the unwanted bastard stepsister who was pregnant with a baby she didn’t really want. Kate was still a fugitive. Sayid still a killer. Charlie still a junky. Locke still crippled. In Jack’s wet dream, Sawyer couldn’t even get a woman! If nothing else, that proved that we were living in Jack’s fantasy world.

But look at what Purgatory was like for King Jacksus. He was the generous kindly brother to Claire that he had never been in real life. He got both of Sawyer’s women before he did, and even impregnated one! He magically cured Locke’s spine. Who needs a miraculous mystical Island when you’ve got St. Jack? Miracles were just all in a day’s work for him.


Purgatory was so custom made to make sure Jack would be comfy in his new afterlife that he even got a whole fake person tailor made for him – David.




Now, David, of course never really existed. Poor kid, I’m sure it would ruin his day to find that out. Once Jack had been convinced that he would have been the bestest daddy in all the world, David, I guess, just poofed away. Jack was done with him, he returned to the void to which all things go that Jack no longer has any need of. His only function was to help Jack work out the all important Jackiness of being Jack.
I really can’t think of any way they could have undermined their quasi-spiritual “message” any more completely than by focusing the entire endgame on the glorification of only one character. I know LOST prided itself on making pseudo-religious pudding out of all the world’s great faiths and philosophies, but I’d really like clarification on which mutant religion they drew their inspiration from for this final act. In what faith is the individual ego considered a viable path to salvation or nirvana or enlightenment? Make no mistake: this final episode was about about one person and one person only. It was about Jack fulfilling all of Jack’s dreams,

about Jack becoming the hero that Jack always wanted to be,

about Jack not being a drunk or a stalker psycho ex husband,

about Jack having the perfect son who loved him perfectly,

about Jack getting the respect from Dad that Jack always wanted,

about Jack fixing everything for everyone just like Jack always obsessed over,

and about everyone loving and wanting and waiting for Jack before any of them could start their eternal afterlives. The message wasn’t “Live together or die alone”. It was “die alone and wait for Jacksus to lead us into paradise.”

With this predictable, but disastrous, narrative choice to focus on only one character above all the others, Lost managed to destroy the last hope that LOST could ever have been a great story with a message that was universal or transcendant. The strength of LOST had once been in the variety of its characters, in the way, that each one of them represented a slice of humanity, a slice of heroism, a slice of each of us. If there had been a truly humanist vision behind the LOST story, each of us could have seen ourselves in some incarnation within the story. We could have come away with some unifying vision of what it means to be human and to be connected to other humans. I think this is what many of us had hoped for. I know I wasn’t the only one who imagined that’s what we were witnessing. This TIME Magazine article gives a great interpretation of what LOST could have been, what so many of us thought it would be, but what it sadly decided it didn’t want to be:

But Lost has not a single protagonist but a huge ensemble of heroes and antiheroes with checkered pasts. The loser, the con artist, the arrogant doctor, the fugitive, the junkie: each has his or her part in the quest, which has less to do with good beating evil than determining how to be good, less to do with getting the happy ending than finding out what it means to have a happy ending. Collectively, they are — to borrow the title of Joseph Campbell’s classic study of myth — the Hero with a Thousand Faces, or at least a dozen or so. It’s a concept of heroism for our complicated, connected world, where problems are too complex for a single savior.

LOST’s problems weren’t too complex for Jack. He solved them all, all by himself. Locke tried to save everyone but only ended up giving the Monster a body to use. Desmond thought he could do it, but he couldn’t. Sawyer, Kate, Sayid, Sun, Jin, Charlie, Claire, Hurley, Ben – they may have moved the problems along, but none of them helped to solve or fix a damn thing. It was Jack, all Jack, only Jack.

The Geniuses in Chief liked to say that the show was telling them what it wanted to be about. We couldn’t hear it, being mere peons of the audience, but I guess what the show was telling them was that it wanted to pretend for a really long time to be about cool, intriguing characters and ideas and mysteries … but then at the last minute it wanted to be about Jack getting his ass kissed, his balls washed and a big fat halo super glued on to his head.

So, LOST is over. Finally. And good riddance to it. Sometimes I still find questions popping into my head. Like:

Why did Kate wear a dress into the church but then showed up inside wearing pants?


Or, if Michael said the whispers were souls trapped on the island, why was Duckett who died in Australia trapped there telling Sawyer “it would come back around”?

And like why did Hurley and Ben have to stay behind on the Island if the Smoke Monster was finally DEAD?

But then I slap myself and realize – I don’t have to think about this shit anymore! Ever! And that’s good, because finally it’s safe to admit what many of us suspected, but never wanted to say: It was all bullshit.

Is there anything good to say about LOST in the wake of this debacle? Well, the music of Michael Giacchino was always stirring and emotional. The visuals of this show were magnificent. All kudos to the Art and Cinematography departments of LOST. The acting was often stellar and I hope to follow many of the actors into bigger and better careers. And of course, I’ve made some great friends, some of the smartest and wittiest people on the internet, and we made a home at Fishbiscuitland, which is staying open for business. But that’s about it. This was the kind of finale that nullifies a series, that ruins it forever, that renders any rewatch moot. And that’s not an easy thing to do. That kind of failure comes around only once every few decades. So I guess Darlton can claim that distinction. However, I really don’t think they should ever show their faces at another Comic Con.

It occurs to me we still haven’t settled on an actual, literal last word. I think we know what Darlton’s last word to the fans was:

But as for myself? I always enjoyed sprinkling quotes on my LOST recaps. How about this? LOST was …

… a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

Oh, well.

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“The End” thoughts by Gatesy

You can let go now.

For years I have imagined LOST’s future and its resolutions. I have greatly anticipated “The End”. Some of my ideas were good, some were not. Some of my hopes were justified, others were, frankly, pretty unreasonable. I can guarantee you that my version of the ending would not be as good, or as moving, as the one we saw. And I think that’s probably true for all the possible ending we had collectively anticipated.

Without any doubt the finale hit all the right emotional notes for me. Kate and Jack’s separation, Hurley’s acceptance of leadership and Jack’s death were very special moments. Living in the UK we watched the finale the following morning and our 2 year old son woke up towards the end and joined us. And as Jack was reunited with his father, my son came to sit and cuddle with me. It was all a bit too much. And then Vincent sat down with a dying Jack, perhaps the greatest moment in all of LOST, and I was gone. All of the ‘Awakenings’ were so well written and executed and had me welling up – except the Sayid & Shannon one, I’m sure we all were thinking “Shannon? Really?”, though I suppose they did indicate earlier in the season that Sayid didn’t deserve Nadia – one bomb to the chest does not totally excuse 20 years of torturing and murdering! There were some seriously awesome, stand out dramatic highs – Locke threatening to kill Rose & Bernard, the two groups meeting on the hill, the Jack/Locke literal fight to the death, the Ben/Locke forgiveness scene outside the church. So many satisfying moments. Yet these are not the things that most people are talking about.

The ending was not what I was expecting – the Island story was far more straight forward and its resolution contained no great twist (which I suppose is a twist in itself). The other timeline (the terms ‘Alternate’ or ‘Sideways seems redundant now – so I’m going to call it the ‘Flash Upwards’) finished on a truly surprising note; the afterlife; the spiritual realm; the first plain of heaven.

I did not see that coming. I have always loved the spiritual part of the story but for it to finish on a purely spiritual note – that was bold and fearless storytelling. I am still shocked actually.

Just as shocking was that the story of the finale was actually quite simple:

On the Island – Desmond puts out the light at the heart of the Island which causes the Island to fall apart and for Locke to be mortal again. Jack and Kate kill Locke before the team separates – Kate and Sawyer joining Claire, Miles, Richard and not dead Frank on the Ajira plane off the Island. Ben and Hurley choose to stay and help Jack restore the light, causing him to die, leaving Hurley as the New Jacob with Ben as his number two and Desmond alive and able to return home.

The Flash Upwards was even simpler; each of the Losties gaining their epiphanies before heading to the church where Jack gained his epiphany and the central conceit of the Flash Upwards was revealed by Christian Shephard.

The job of recapping “The End” doesn’t seem so important as it did before – the story is fully told and we are no longer theorizing over potential outcomes but are now trying to understand and process the events and prescribing them meaning and significance. So rather than track through the various scenes and pick through the dialogue I’d rather look at the events of the finale in terms of meaning and significance – Okay? No? Well, tough.

The Island story worked on the premise of the mythology revealed during the rest of the season. The clearest description of the Island is that of a ‘cork’ that prevents evil and malevolence from corrupting and destroying mankind. The heart of the Island is the light at it’s source – when the light goes out the Island fails and the evil takes over. The smoke monster wasn’t the evil itself but the MIB had become an agent of this evil. I have no doubt  that he would have killed Penny, Charlie, Aaron, Walt, JiYeon etc. had he escaped from the Island. Or perhaps he wouldn’t have needed to – Was the implication of the light going out on the Island that it would also go out in the heart of every man, leaving mankind soulless, or without conscience, and the human race would have descended into anarchy, oblivion or armageddon?

So Jack’s death wasn’t for nothing – despite Locke’s suggestion moments before his own demise. It was sacrificial – literally for the good of all men. It kept alive the hope of redemption and progress for all people, allowing the rest of humanity to grow and be transformed like Jack himself had done during his Island experiences. The ‘Jack-as-Christ’ allusions have been there since “316”  – which was a rather blatant hint towards Jack’s destiny. He even seemed to receive a partial resurrection. He did not perish in the bowels of the Island but was transported to the spot where Jacob found his lifeless brother. There was enough energy and strength in the Doctor to stagger to his final resting spot – the place where his journey began, amongst the bamboo – to watch the plane fly over and for him to know that his mission, his purpose, was complete – he saved those he loved and all of humanity too.

The imagery and pacing of Jack’s death and sacrifice were beautiful. I found the final moments of the Island story to be everything I had hoped for; beautiful, moving and complete. What surprised me was how the rest of the Island story was resolved in the series but not in the LOST universe – with the Ajira 6 leaving and Ben & Hurley as Island leaders it left a mass of potential for future novels, comics and online stories – even film and TV spin offs. Whether or not ABC/Disney will cash in or honour the story told remains to be seen. But if Star Wars, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings etc. are anything to go by, we will be wooed into paying for more chunks of the LOST universe in the future. I had expected a more finite ending to the one we were given (basically a lot more deaths and for the Island to sink). Although I am a little nervous about future cash-ins and sub-standard LOST material I think having only 2 deaths in the finale and leaving the Island intact is a great move. The fact that the only people who died in “The End” were Jack and Locke – the story’s central characters – made their passing more poignant. They could have easily littered the finale with bodies as they have done in previous years – Rose & Bernard, Miles, Richard, even Desmond, could have died without a dramatic change to the story line – but they reserved the deaths for those crucial moments. A good choice that served the story well.

Daniel Faraday had set up the concept of the alternate timeline. His idea to reboot history – to stick a great big atomic variable in the middle of the river to divert history’s course – was the set up that made us believe the other world we have been watching all season was a different version of history to the one we have witnessed in the preceding five seasons. We now know that this was ‘The Long Con’ they have been building towards. The twist that this world was not an alternate reality but a realm of the afterlife has two consequences for the story. Firstly it causes us to reevaluate the whole ‘Flash Sideways’ story as a ‘Flash Upwards’ – the parallel tale of this other world has been an epilogue of the Island story – a narrative device to bring resolution to unresolvable story threads. Secondly it causes us to reinterpret the whole story, all six seasons, as a spiritual journey. Of course this has been alluded to from the very start – the first two episodes to follow the Pilot were ‘Tabula Rasa’ (the spiritual state that is represented by the clean slate opportunity of crashing on the Island) and ‘Walkabout’ (as Locke himself says – “a journey of spiritual renewal”). We’ve had Dharma wheels and statues of Mary and Bible verses and Churches and Christians, Catholics, Muslims and Namaste and Priests and Monks and ‘The 23rd Psalm’ and baptisms and so many more images of spirituality that I couldn’t possibly list them all.

The big thing is this: they are not allusions and references anymore – they are the story. The final scenes of “The End” put the whole story into a clearly spiritual framework. The spiritual side stopped being an element of the show and became the heart of the show. It became part of the narrative. It moved from being hinted at, to being talked about. It went from being in the background, to right at the forefront. The key other-world narrative structure of the final season was a spiritual premise. No longer a part of the story, it became the story. Because of this I want to spend some time delving into the theology revealed in the finale and what they are saying about the the afterlife, but more importantly, what they are saying about life itself.

The ‘Flash Upwards’ world is not purgatory – I think the show has been very clear, it is what you do in your life that counts. Those who aren’t ready yet stay as whispers on the Island – seemingly until they have paid some of their debt. The Island experiences of the castaways have been a metaphorical purgatory – they have sought and achieved redemption and release from their mistakes and destructive habits even, like Jack and Sayid, it is only really at the end of their lives they reach that place. The ‘Flash Upwards’ was about awakening and remembering not penitence and reconciliation.

The ‘Flash Upwards’ world is also not a limbo – though this idea goes closer than purgatory. Limbo was thought of as the place where people went they died prior to Jesus’ sacrifice, which made it possible to pass on to heaven. As we saw it, the last act on the Island, Jack’s sacrifice, is followed by the Losties moving on into the light. But it is Jack’s awakening that allows that, not his Christ-like sacrifice. The afterlife is not affected by Jack’s Island sacrifice – Sun, Jin, Sayid, Charlie etc. are still in the ‘Flash Upwards’ and they died before Jack’s final actions. So this realm is not the limbo of traditional thought.

The ‘Flash Upwards’ is also not a part of heaven. Not the heaven of Christian Theology anyway (though perhaps, Christian Shephard Theology!). What are we to make of the fact that the ‘Flash Upwards’ world was inhabited by Keamy, Mikhail, Omar and Anthony Cooper? Were they there to get a second chance that they failed to take? Or were they seeing out their cosmological destinies – dead and disabled? Or was this world only real for those who were in the Church? If so what about Ben, Alex, Rousseau, Helen, Nadia? Does Locke’s reveal to Jack – “You don’t have a son” apply to him too – “You don’t have a wife”? Or was this world only real for the survivors of Oceanic 815? If so why does Ana Lucia not get a ticket – she certainly reached a point of progression, growth and redemption before she died? Is it mid-section survivors only (plus Libby & Bernard who were romantically attached to Hurley and Rose)? Or was this just Jack’s collection of people – if so why did the other’s have to wake up? This is certainly not the your-in-by-grace or out-through-sin of Christian theology. Most importantly – any heaven where there is no all-loving & all-good God is no heaven at all.

In fact there can be no direct overarching explanation of this world from traditional religious beliefs – a fact rammed home to us by the statement making stain-glass window that dominated the final encounter between Jack and his father. All religions lead here. All are right and all are wrong. This is an important distinction in LOST because the story is more about spirituality than it is about theology. It is not about explanations but is about experiences.

The ‘Flash Upwards’ is what Christian Shephard said it is:

“Everyone dies sometime Kiddo… there is no ‘now’ here… this is the place you all made together so that you could find one another… the most important part of your life was the time you spent with these people, which is why all of you are here… nobody does it alone Jack… you needed all of them and they needed you… to remember and to let go…”

Even though the ‘Flash Upwards’ is a spiritual ream – the first plain of the afterlife – we are not shown this because the writers wanted to share their thoughts on life-after-death. We are shown it because of how our future existence and our spiritual nature change our lives before we die. Jack and Desmond describe this very thing when Des claims that ‘This doesn’t matter’ because he knows of the afterlife that awaits them. Jack strongly disagrees  – “All of this matters”. Life is not about where you end up when you die, it is about what you do now, the people you love, the difference you make, the good you do. The central premise of the entire show is this: ‘Live together, die alone”.

Amongst all the many themes that have made up the intricate tapestry of LOST, this one has been the centre. It is the characters themselves, their spiritual journeys and the community and relationships they formed which help them grow and progress and ultimately, find redemption. Nobody does it alone. No man is an Island. Sawyer, the man who defined ‘Every man for himself’, had precious little to do in the finale, save punching Ben in the face, stealing his gun and holding Kate’s hand. Whereas Jack the man who defined, ‘Live together, die alone’ had everything to do. He has the world to save.

As I’ve spent the last few days pondering the finale another thing has crossed my mind. The idea that ‘Nobody does it alone’ applies not just to our characters but also to the ‘Lost community’. We have all been enthralled with the events and characters of this epic saga and now we are in our own ‘Flash Upwards’ world – needing to process what has been, needing to find others, needing to remember, needing to let go. By writing and reading and commenting on this very article we are all engaging in our own awakenings and epiphanies. I’ve watched virtually every episode of this show alone with my wife. It has been a precious thing for us. There are others in my life, friends and family, particularly my sister, who I have spent six years debating and discussing every detail of the show with. And increasingly online I have engaged with many of you and many other recappers and bloggers and theorists. We all would have enjoyed this show alone, but it is has been infinitely better and special doing it together. Everyone else who engages with this story in the future will not have the privilege that we have had of working it out together. The final scenes will be on Youtube, the plot summary will be on Wikipedia and the key story parts will infiltrate popular culture so that no-one will be able to approach LOST with fresh eyes again.

LOST has meant a ridiculous amount to me. It has been brilliant escapism, diving into this universe and exploring it for six years. Yet it hasn’t been simply entertainment – it has been a door way into dozens of great books, particularly The Stand, The Dark Tower series, Slaughterhouse 5 and The Fountainhead. It has also upped my meagre level of education -  I know tons more about Roman, Greek and Egyptian myths and culture because I’ve trawled through Wikipedia seeking to understand the show a tiny bit more. There is so much I’m going to miss. I’ll even miss the hiatus.

So Jack’s eye has closed and the story is over. We are now in that place where we are learning to remember and let go together. I’m going to do some other posts over the next few weeks and months – including one on the visual imagery of LOST which I am really looking forward to. Thank you to everyone who made the show over the last six years. All of it mattered – it mattered to me.

JACK: “Where are we going?”

CHRISTIAN: “Let’s go find out”

“Across the Sea” Recap by Gatesy

It thrilled me. It frustrated me. It thrilled me in frustrating me. I love this show – now as much as ever. I understand why some of my friends and fellow fans struggle, but I am a believer and I’ll try and convince anyone who’ll listen just how important and brilliant LOST is – ‘Across the Sea’ included. Every fan will view this episode in different ways. This recap is just my reading of it and my feelings on that (be kind):

‘Across the Sea’ was not simply an episode of LOST, though it did a pretty good job of that as well, it was an episode about LOST. We are used to the show’s constant referencing of itself through scenes, dialogue and recurring plot points – all things that are common in many forms of post-modern art and entertainment. But never have I seen something refer to the experience of the viewer and speak so directly, and without apology, to the audience about what it has been like to actually watch LOST and how we shall hold it’s mysteries, loose ends and open threads when the story has finished. This hour of television was bold, risky and totally unique. Only LOST could do it, because only LOST is this big, this important and this special. When the Man in Black says ‘I’m special’ as a way of side stepping the issue about how he knows how to get off of the Island – it is really saying ‘Not every mystery needs solving, because this show is special’. That has infuriated and frustrated many fans, including me, but the truth remains – it is special. How many times have you spoken to someone who has said “What are you going to watch instead of LOST?”. The answer I give is this: Nothing. There are other great shows, and there will be other great shows, but this is special. The six years we’ve had have been amazing, They have been captivating. And FlashForward cannot even begin to compare.

‘Across the Sea’ was a story within a story. It is the last crucial frame of reference to understand the final chapter of this epic which will conclude for us in just over a week. The family history of Jacob and the Man in Black is helpful for us to understand their motivations and longings and how they have shaped the whole tale. But this story within a story was not only about the origins of the brother’s feud, but the episode’s other key concern was the Island itself; it’s heart and source:

“Light. The warmest, bright light you’ve ever seen or felt”

But let’s talk about the brothers first.

We finally have found out the Man in Black’s name. He has none; his mother had chosen only one for one son. So to us he remains ‘Esau’ or ‘Man in Black’ or ‘Smoke Monster’ or ‘Smokey’ or, more recently, ‘Locke’. But what is in a name? What significance is there to him remaining unnamed? Well ‘names’ provide us with identity, they bring clarity and they give us heritage. By not having a name MIB lacks these things, in a more real way than for his twin Jacob, and he feels that pain acutely. He knows he doesn’t belong on the Island but he has no other idea of his origins or his home other than they lie ‘Across the Sea’. He yearns to leave but he cannot express why. In his conversation with Ben during ‘LA X’ he says that he just wants to go home, yet he doesn’t know what that means. Perhaps it is to be free of the Island. Perhaps it is to judge and corrupt the rest of the world. Or perhaps it is simply to die because his life now is worse than death. Much worse.

Jacob & MIB’s mother’s name was Claudia – one of the given names of the virgin who gave birth to Romulus and Remus, the twin founders of Rome. (If you want to read all the Lost allusions in that story you can go down that particular rabbit hole here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romulus_and_Remus – most interestingly Romulus and Remus are found and raised by a She-Wolf!). As with many of LOST’s special people (Locke; Ben; Aaron) these brothers were ‘Raised by Another’. Like for all the audience, the answers Claudia receives on her arrival to the Island only lead to more questions. When we first came across the Others we wondered: Who are these people? Then we wondered who their leader was? Then who or what was directing him? And then finally who is Jacob and where does he come from? Now we have been given that answer and told, pretty categorically, that we could ask these ‘origin’ questions forever and ever and never get an answer. Many will now demand to know ‘Where did “Mother” (Allison Janney) come from and who is she?”. Some will be frustrated by the fact we will never find out. ‘Mother’ and ‘MIB” are literally our Adam & Eve – they are as far back as the writers are willing to give us.

On the one hand this episode is a ‘Mythological download’ but on the other hand it is very much an encouragement from the writers to accept what we do not understand. “Mother” came to the Island by accident, that is all. We won’t know how or when or how she found the waterfall of light or worked out what it was or what it did. We know that MIB is ‘special’ similarly to how Walt was ‘special’. But we don’t know how or why. For 3 seasons now I’ve taken the view that LOST is not a televisual Sudoku puzzle that needs solving or a show like CSI that only exists to explain whodunnit and how-they-dunnit. The writers are working on a tapestry. We’ve asked through blogs and forums “Can we help you?”. They’ve replied “If you like you can sort that”. LOST is the tapestry, rich and complicated. We have spent, and will spend, months, years and terabytes sorting through the loose threads.

Can I cope with that? Yes I think I can.

I had thought the nature of Jacob and MIB would be left more ambiguous. Now it actually seems pretty clear. The Man in Black believes humanity is destined for destruction and he wants to leave the Island and will do whatever he wants to get away – lying, manipulating, killing. His motives are selfish and evil. Seeing him as ‘The Boy in Black’ gave us a glimpse into the fact that it wasn’t always that way, but it is that way now, where it matters. I was certainly expecting Jacob’s intentions to be more abstruse, but it seems the conversation given to us at the foot of the statue in ‘The Incident’ is an accurate portrayal of their beliefs and motivations. Locke’s actions in ‘The Candidate’ confirmed his evil intentions. ‘Across the Sea’ confirmed Jacob’s relative innocence and benevolence. Put simply, he believes in Mankind. He believes in our redemption and he chooses to protect the Island. After six seasons of varying degrees of ambiguity we can now say that in the LOST universe there is definite good and definite evil. Though one thing remains, good and evil are not positions on a chess board, they are choices. Jacob and MIB have the same upbringing, the same heritage, the same environment, all the same external pressures. Their destinies of good and evil are not determined by genetics or circumstance or by particular experiences, they are defined by choices. It is our choices in life that determine how for each of us ‘the scales are balanced’.

So let’s now talk ‘Waterfall of Light’:

I was genuinely surprised to see something like this. Visually and musically it felt like a real ‘Spielberg’ moment. It was a little corny but only in the way that ET/Raiders of the Lost Ark/Star Wars can be corny and that’s okay with me. Certainly if you’re going to get a brand new character to explain the central mythological conceit of the show you might as well get Allison Janney. She was excellent and she managed to sell this crucial moment to us in impressive fashion. Compare her acting with that of the other elder female oracle of the story, Elouise Hawking, whose hammy readings of lines have often taken the drama out of big reveals.

“It’s beautiful”

“Yes it is. And that’s why they want it. Because a little bit of this very same light is in every man, but they always want more.”

“Can they take it?”

“No but they’ll try and if they try then they’ll put it out and if the light goes out here it goes out everywhere”

Take a moment to read 1 Timothy 6 from the New Testament. Done it? No! Well, I did it for you and it contains a lot of themes that match this scene; greed; corruption; faith; unapproachable light. This chapter is famous for the often misquoted verse “For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil”. It talks of how greed can kill a man and bring ruin and destruction. I think we’ve found what Widmore is looking for:

“Life. Death. Rebirth. It’s the source, the heart of the Island”

But like the Ring of Power in Tolkien’s saga holding this power, trying to gain it or ‘take’ it will only lead to corruption. ‘Mother’ warns of the dangers of this light to both brothers and later on to Jacob, who after having a ‘Take this cup away from me” moment he finally agrees to drink the wine and become the next protector of the Island.

Jacob, filled with rage at his ‘Mother’s’ murder, drags his brother to the light. His brother has been tainted and corrupted by the murder and when his body floats into the waterfall ‘Smokey’ is immediately expelled. Minutes later Jacob finds his brother’s body which he then places in the caves. So what is Smokey? We are still unsure. My reading of it was that the best way to describe him is as the “Man in Black’s corrupted soul”. If the LOST universe has a heaven; it is this light. If it has a hell; it is the light being extinguished. I am now convinced that in ‘Walkabout’ John Locke somehow got a glimpse of this light. We’ve always presumed it was Smokey he saw, but his description of it to Jack in the next episode now feels truer to the light we were shown here.

Much of LOST has been analogous to religious stories and there has always been a supernatural element to the show. We are now being told this is the ‘heart and source’ of the Island. This last season has driven deeper and deeper into the spiritual aspects of the show, so deep now that we’ve hit the light at the depths of the tale. The core of LOST’s mythology is spiritual. Some, like me, are happy with that (I love it) others will have a genuine sense of being robbed or being duped into watching a spiritual story. Yet it is near impossible now to deny that this is what the story is (not that a myriad of bloggers and theorists are doing that as we speak – ‘Across the Sea’ is a difficult episode if you are a ‘Man of Science’). Take last week for example – after seeing Jack pull out the bomb from his backpack it read 3:54 – knowing that LOST has referenced Bible verses before I tried to find a verse that it may relate to. As it turns out there is only one 3:54 in the Bible and that is in the book of Lamentations, the book of grief, and do you know what it says?:

“The waters closed over my head”

Two minutes later they are all submerged in water. Coincidence? Possibly, but at this stage it is more likely that the spiritual aspects of the show are what are driving the plot of these final episodes. Of course it isn’t all just a religious analogy, that would be lame – the Sci-Fi and philosophical elements are still there and they are still important, but it seems that the story certainly has a ‘Meta-Narrative’ (Google it). I think that is pretty cool and should make for a high concept, meaningful ending. I hope so anyway. I also hope that those who don’t like the way the mythology has played out can still enjoy, and love, this story and remember the great ride it gave us – and remember the real story of LOST, the characters, has yet to finish. Even if the mythology let you down, I am convinced the resolution of the finale won’t. I’d like to encourage all those fans who weren’t at all disappointed with ‘Across the Sea’ to remember that you are not stupid or gullible or simple minded – your only crime is to love this show and find meaning within it.

Two brothers, raised the same way, with the same experiences. One is unhappy about the answers given to him. One wants to escape the Island and be rid of its mysteries. One rages against the story given to him by his “Mother”. The other brother chooses to stay. Chooses to protect the Island. Chooses to take his “Mother’s” cup? Chooses to bring others to its shores and share its mysteries. Which brother are you?

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I’m not intending on doing a recap for 6.16 “What They Died For” (though that may change) but I am writing a preview of the last episodes which I will post before Tuesday and then I will do a total recap of the last three episodes after the finale.

“The Candidate” Recap by Gatesy

None of us thought that all the characters would have happy endings. And we certainly didn’t think that they would all survive. But even with those expectations, watching it hurt nonetheless. Saying goodbye to Sayid, Jin & Sun and, in all probability Frank, was painful but essential. It was beautiful, moving and entirely appropriate to this story.

And now we know for sure: if Locke leaves the Island, God help us all.

“Feel like we’re running in circles?”

The Candidate took us to familiar places (Hydra Island and the cages), familiar scenes (the Losties gathered around a bomb) and oceans of familiar dialogue. The circles we’ve been seeing for 6 years are closing in. There is little left but the centre. The heart of the matter. The true conflict between good and evil – light and dark.

The episode began with a mirror: Locke wakes to find he has been saved by Jack; Jack wakes to find he has been saved by Locke. Neither are that happy about it and neither are keen on the other’s plan, inherently suspicious of the other’s reason – just as it has been since the day Boone died. On the Island Locke lays down his plan to rescue the Losties from Widmore and once again we hear Jack say something totally opposite to what we’re used to: “They are not my people. And I’m not leaving the Island” -  yet still he is conscripted to Locke’s break out team. At this point the Losties are stuck between Locke and Widmore. Not a great situation to be in. I think Jack helps free them in order that they may decide for themselves their own fates.

Sayid kills the power. Jack grabs the keys. Locke transforms into a cloud of raging black smoke and wipes out half of Team Widmore. They make their way to the Ajira plane to escape and briefly, very briefly, the original team is back together. Jack, Kate, Sawyer, Hurley, Jin, Sun, Claire, Sayid, Hurley and Locke (of sorts). To my recollection this is the first time they have all been together since the first episode of season 4, ‘The Beginning of the End’ when they split into two camps. They parted as a group under the wreckage of Oceanic 815 and they reunited under the wings of Ajira 316. It was appropriate that we had everyone together for one final time before it wouldn’t be possible anymore.

When they reach the plane Locke has already snagged a watch and some C4; putting in place the final parts of his Long Con. Sawyer’s biggest mistake this season was to believe Locke when he said he was ‘the best liar’ he had ever seen. Sawyer tried time and again to con Locke but he saw straight through it. Sawyer’s plan of using Jack to dump Locke was Locke’s plan all along. And James’ stupidity, as we know, didn’t end there.

One moment brought me a smile of enormous satisfaction and a great inner cheer of ‘YESSSS!’.

“John Locke told me I needed to stay” – SPLASH!

Immensely enjoyable. But that feeling went as soon as it came as chaos then ensued. Kate gets hit by a bullet and forces Jack onto the sub (perhaps setting up my theory that at some point Jack will have to choose between saving Kate and doing what he is ‘supposed’ to do). Sayid helps Jack with Kate whilst Sawyer goes up to get Claire, yet showed little hesitation when he needed to leave her behind. ‘Live together, die alone’ was always Jack’s motto. Sawyer’s? ‘Every man for himself’. Jack begins to look through his backpack for a shirt to help Kate and as he finds the bomb the truth dawns on him. “We did exactly what he wanted”.

We are then treated to an incredible scene of storytelling. The bomb here is a reflection and on the other side of that mirror is Jughead. This time it is Sawyer who cannot sit by and let things play out. It is Sawyer who needs to try and save the day; to fix his mistake of, if not trusting Locke, then following him. Whereas Jack has been here before. He blew up a bomb already and Juliet died because of it. Now it is Sawyer’s turn to make that mistake. Jack evokes the words from his conflict with Locke over the button in the hatch – ‘Nothing is going to happen’. He tested this theory with Richard and a stick of dynamite. They have to kill each other. Fate won’t do it for them. But Sawyer doesn’t believe in fate or destiny and makes his own decision. The wrong the decision.

“There is no Sayid”

Dogen was wrong. It was not better for Sayid to be dead. He still had one last role to play. Many of us suspected his heart had been turned by Desmond’s words to him but this confirmed it. When beloved characters die we want it to mean something. Like Charlie and Juliet before him he finds himself in a position to save others at the cost of his own life and he makes that decision, for ‘The Greater Good’. This final change of heart was right for the character and the story. He gained some redemption in the end and I hope he is now with Nadia somewhere. See you in another life ‘brotha.

The bomb goes off and the lethal force of the blast is taken by Sayid – surely his last words confirm that it is Jack who is the ‘Candidate’ – the new one who will be called “He will save us all” (but in Latin, of course). However the blast is still powerful enough to blow holes in the submarine and Frank gets wiped first. No room for part time characters now (wherever Miles is he best be trying to make himself essential to the story line). Sun is trapped. Hurley takes the wounded Kate whilst Jack and Sawyer stay to help Jin. Once the cabinet is moved we can see that she is pinned by the pipes. There’s an explosion and Sawyer is out cold. Jack can’t stay and he knows it. Jin knows it too. And by now we know what is going to happen.

At the time I thought Jin would leave, have to leave, Sun for Ji Yeon’s sake. And at first I couldn’t make sense of it – why leave her as an orphan? But as I’ve pondered it I now think it is the right decision. Consider Desmond’s words to Sayid….

DESMOND: So, what will you tell her?

SAYID: What do you mean?

DESMOND: This woman–when she asks you what you did to be with her again…what will you tell her?

What would Jin tell Ji Yeon? Could he ever tell her what he had to leave behind to be with her? And let’s remember Ji Yeon doesn’t know Jin and Jin doesn’t know Ji Yeon. It sucks to make her an orphan but it sucks to leave Sun to die alone. That is the point. Love is stronger than death. Death is not the worst thing for either them. Being apart is. And I like to imagine that Ji Yeon’s parentless childhood will prepare her for a Superman/Luke Skywalker/Harry Potter style heroic story that we will never see. Death is not the end but the beginning of another adventure, as Dumbledore would say.

Jin and Sun’s personal stories had taken a back seat since season 4. Their story was no longer of two individuals seeking redemption and reconciliation – that had been achieved. The story was of their marriage, their union, their devotion to each other. For them to die together after being apart for so long is a happy ending of sorts. They would have chosen to die in old age, surrounded by children and grandchildren but that was taken away from them. So they chose to die together. Die together or live alone….? The hardest choice to make.

It was all heartbreaking and emotional, and I was choked through the whole scene; from Sayid’s death all the way to the sub sinking and the hands parting. But it wasn’t until I saw Kate, Hurley and Jack crying that it really hit me hard. But that is the truth isn’t it? Death is always hardest on those left behind. Those who die move on or perish depending on your theology. It is those who are left behind that have to make sense of it all; that have to pull themselves through and move on. And move on they must – because the end is in sight.

One thing I’ve expected all along is that there will be deaths but there will be a happy resolution of some description – if not for the characters themselves then for the story as they ‘save the world’. After this episode I can no longer say that will happen. It could be more bitter than sweet. If Locke’s plans are thwarted will they be thwarted entirely? Now I’m not sure.

The antidote to the chaos of the Island story was the steady progression of the Sideways world. The coincidences surrounding Oceanic 815 are coming quicker and more frequently. Locke’s sub-conscious is channeling his Island self. Jack and Claire are bonding. But neither Jack or Locke have become fully aware, Desmond-aware, of the Island reality. It must surely come soon. Another thought crossed my mind: if this story is to have heroes, which timeline will they come from? Is it possible that the heroes of the story may end up being Sideways Jack and Sideways Locke. In getting over their issues and letting go will they some how save the Island world?

I see little point now in making grand theories for the next few episodes… we were presented no new mysteries in this episode. It seems that all the questions have been asked…. it is now a matter of which questions will be answered and which we will ponder long after the series has finished.

Death predictions… (man this feels hard now)

ZOE! ZOE! ZOE!  – (The new Frogurt?)

Miles – (He has perhaps one more ‘I can speak to dead people’ moment left and then it is sionara!)

Widmore – (More a case of who will do it: Smokey or Ben?)

Please leave thoughts, comments and obituaries below.

Point of No Return – 6.13 “The Last Recruit”

“Life must be understood backwards … but it must be lived forwards.”-Soren Kierkegaard

We’ve been through a lot these past six years, we LOST fans, since we first met 14 plane crash survivors on a deserted tropical Island.

We’ve flashed forward and backward and sideways and all around the timespace continuum.

We’ve experienced the hatches and the cages and the purge and the nosebleeds and the flaming arrows and the visitations of ghosts. We’ve travelled on the outriggers and the raft, Ajira Flight 316 and a Beechcraft full of drug smuggling Nigerian priests, the Black Rock, the Elizabeth, Penny’s Boat and Not Penny’s Boat.

We’ve been through pushing the button and not pushing the button and how the Donkey Wheel blooped away the Island and how the pendulum in the Lamppost showed the way to get blooped back on to it. We’ve been to Jacob’s cabin and his lighthouse, the cave of numbers, the above ground Temple, the below ground Temple, the inside of the giant four toed foot. We’ve played I Spy with the numbers and the hieroglyphics, the mirrors, the Virgin Marys, the snowglobes and polar bears, black and white rocks, White Rabbits!

We’ve picked through the cultural detritus of Enlightenment philosophers, quantum physicists, Joseph Campbell, Stephen King, Star Wars, the Matrix, evil twins and bad daddies, Faustus and Satan and Job, Genesis, Exodus, the Book of John.

And we’ve wondered and wondered about all the many mysteries. About how the Island gave John back his legs and made him special. About Walt’s secret powers and why Aaron couldn’t be raised by another and why the super!sperm! made babies that consumed their mothers from within and whether dropping the atomic bomb caused the Incident or prevented it and why Jack’s dad’s body wasn’t in the coffin but was wandering about the world looking for ways to make Jack cry.

Our heads are spinning. How could they not be? If the ultimate intention was to make sure the audience entered the finale sequence as LOST as a bunch of disoriented drunks who’ve just been strapped to a chair in Room 23, then they’ve succeeded.

Mission Accomplished, dudes!

We all knew this time would come, when our individual visions of what LOST could be or should be or might be would inevitably have to yield to the oncoming reality of what LOST actually is.

It’s time to recalibrate our expectations and prepare for landing. I think we’ve all realized by now there’s no way LOST is ever going to come together like a clock. If you had any doubts, just check out how Sun (injured the day after Flight 815 landed) and Locke (injured at least a week after Flight 815 landed) ended up side by side on stretchers in the emergency room.
When did they stop trying? I’ve stopped looking for an overall design or even any kind of coherent theme. Not with Jack the Man of Science becoming a Man of Faith who swims back to be with the Monster who engineered the murder of the actual Man of Faith. What the hell does he have faith in exactly? Becoming another sucker?
Is there any way Fate v. Free Will can come out of this garble meaning anything? Is Redemption still a concept with any definition in this tale where “justice” is so random and never lands on the right people?

To make matters more muddled, the Sideways Reality, which initially felt like an amusing puzzle, has gradually devolved into a mindless child’s fantasy where no one dies and Twu Wuv hits you like a lightning bolt from a star many galaxies away. I’m waiting for the teddy bears and pink unicorns to appear any episode now.
There have been times in the past few weeks when I’ve felt like this whole warm and fuzzy ending they seem to be dumping on us feels about as profound as when the Brady Bunch took that awesome vacay in Hawaii.
But I’ve come this far. I’ll slug it out til the end. I can’t imagine what a daunting prospect this endgame had to be for Darlton. There’s still an element of suspense involved here. As Carlton Cuse said recently, no one knows yet if they’re going to belly flop or whether there’s still a way they can land this baby without making an absolute mess.
Either way, I’m going to speak my mind. That’s the beauty of having your own blog and no boss to answer to. So read on at your own risk and if the things I write piss you off, then I don’t really know what to say. Except this:

That being said … I liked this week’s episode. LOL. It was fun. I was surprised and sad to see it end. It wasn’t a brilliant episode, but it entertained me. Maybe it’s because no matter how inane the storyline, LOST is always such a beautiful visual experience. Or maybe it was because, like the Locke Monster said, it was just so nice to have everyone all together again.

No, I don’t think it brought us any closer to understanding anything, but I’ve learned something over my little mini break. Most of us dweebs still left haunting the LOST online community – and there aren’t that many of us left, if you notice – have obsessed each week over the minutia. The Easter Eggs and book titles and odd surnames of the side characters we otherwise wouldn’t give a shit about.

Forgive me if I’m late to the party, but I’ve just come to the realization that, aside from the fun factor, none of that means anything. Chasing down those dead end rabbit holes is how we wind up getting so lost. This episode was pretty Easter Egg lite, for example, and I’ve noticed how much that frustrates a lot of the fandom. They want Easter Eggs. They think they need them to understand LOST. But I think they’re wrong. Take, for example, this apple.

A lot of people latched on to the apple in this scene and jumped, predictably, on to the Adam and Eve bandwagon. Might Sawyer and Kate be Adam and Eve? What was the significance of Kate not taking the apple? That means she can’t be Eve, right? Cause Eve took the apple. So Sawyer must be the snake! Satan! He’s tempting her!

And she’s refusing! She’s redeemed!

Uh, yeah … except, you know … Not.
I know this is a difficult concept for LOST fans, but I think it might be worth considering. Sometimes an apple is just an apple. James isn’t tempting Kate. He’s bringing her a freakin’ snack. Think of it as an apple shaped fishbiscuit, if you like.
In any case, the apples were beside the point entirely. They were only there to give the most nerd-afflicted among us something to fixate on while they ignore all that nasty sexy chemistry Sawyer and Kate can generate in a world without Ghost Juliet haunting them. (Some day I really want someone to explain to me why fanboys hate sexy hot chemistry.)
Since I’m trying to leave minutia behind, I won’t comment overly much on the symmetry of the two characters. The way they’re dressed the same.

The way they cock their knees up when they talk to one another, while those tempting Easter Apples sit there in between them, being distracting.

The way No. 15 and No. 51 can’t help but flirt with one another, even under less than ideal circumstances, in this Mirror World they’re in.

The way, as Det. Ford so astutely observes, it’s like “someone” is trying to put them together. I read this week that Vozzek thought this scene was all but pointless. Seems like there’s a lot What Vozzek Didn’t Notice. Like the way that Kate can read Sawyer in any universe, even a universe where he’s never been Sawyer.
She knew he helped her in the elevator because he wanted to keep his trip to Australia secret. OtherKate knows James the same way Kate knew Sawyer on the Island. Intuitively. She sees into him without even trying. Even though she just met him for the first time … if there is such a thing as a “first time” in OtherLOST.

If you followed the bouncing Easter Apple, you’d see the other half of this puzzle clicking into place in the Island storyline. Sawyer, who was looking mighty fine as the take charge manly-man this week, was keeping his Freckles close to his side at all times.

He made a unilateral decision that Claire wasn’t coming with them – because she’d tried to kill Kate.

For those of us not wearing our Suliet goggles, it was made redundantly clear that Sawyer’s priority has shifted back to protecting Kate. And Kate knows it.

In order to get Claire on to the boat, she gives Sawyer an ultimatum she knows he can’t refuse.

If he doesn’t let Claire on the boat, she won’t be coming with him either. Game over. Kate wins. She knows that, when it comes to Sawyer, she is still the only bartering chip that matters.

Same as it ever was.

So what does that mean about where the story’s headed, about where the Lurve Triangle is headed? Danged if I know. I’m just observing it, not predicting anything. Hell, if Hurley can experience a mind meld from a kiss on the cheek by a doppelganger of the crazy lady who tried to help him with his eating disorder four (?) years ago in a different dimension (?), then all bets are off. Kate may end up being the person who conned Sawyer’s parents …. and no, it won’t matter that she wasn’t born yet at the time. Only fools are enslaved by time and space, baby. You should all know that by now.

This episode, like all Season Six episodes, was designed like a tapestry, a quilt of nostalgic building blocks. I think every viewer has finally grokked to the patterns of Season Six. There is very little that is new. It’s all about revisiting the past, remembering things we loved and lost.

No matter how I feel about LOST this season, it will always have a piece of my heart. And all season long, whether we’ve been aware of it or not, they’ve been giving us our last chances to hug and kiss LOST goodbye.

The Elizabeth returned,

after not having been seen since Season Three’s Glass Ballerina.

OtherJack found out he had a sister,

and he reacted the exact same way he did the other time he found out he had a sister. Head pinch!

OtherJohn ended up face down with his spinal column filleted open like a fish’s.

Just like Ben, John’s mirror person, did in Season Three’s I Do.

Although in this season of old home reunions, I can’t believe they didn’t have Big Gay Tom show up as one of the male nurses in Jack’s operating theater. Talk about your missed opportunities!

Locke’s dural sac was “obliterated”. Dural sacs are the body parts Jack operates on during moments of self discovery.

Just like he was doing when his dad taught him about conquering fear through the Power of Five.

Jack finally took that leap of faith that Eloise had been urging on him in 316.

And even if it was kind of dinky and … uh, lame,

it was meant to remind us of the far, far greater leap his Lurve Triangle buddy took in Season Four.

Poor Jack. He just can’t look cool no matter what he does, can he? I mean, how bad did he need that knapsack? And wouldn’t it make more sense to jump off the back of the boat?

When Jack washes up exhausted onto the beach, his new master, The NotJohn Monster, greets him with the words “Nice day for a swim.”

The very words Juliet used when Sawyer made the same (but yes, cooler) kind of beach landing in No Place Like Home.

Other phrases are repeated.

Ben tells the ambulance attendant “His name is John”, the same Biblical phrase Locke’s teenage mother used when she gave him that name.

But we’re not really looking back as much as it might appear. When Kate asks Sawyer “When were you planning on telling me this?” – just as she did in the cages -

Sawyer doesn’t answer “Never”, as he did back then. He says “Now.”

And when Kate repeats the famous chorus of “We have to go baaaaaack”, Sawyer makes it plain he’s had enough of that shit.

“We’re done going back.”

We can only hope that line turns out to be true, because the time has come. It’s nice looking back at old seasons and episodes and faces and places and phrases and such. But we’re running out of time to wrap this thing up. All this self referential perpetual looping isn’t going to get us any closer to the solution to our puzzle. Unless, of course, the solution is that there isn’t any solution. Maybe the whole point was just to get us lost, and if they ever let us get found, the whole story will evaporate from its own lack of weight. Maybe they can’t give us the solution because the big secret is they don’t have one.

I can’t blame them for dallying, because it’s always sad to see a long trip end. But LOST has become like a too long road trip in a too small car. The fandom is cranking on each other’s nerves (not to mention leaving really nasty comments on recappers blogs). For better or worse, for richer or poorer, we need to finally get to our destination.

We were reminded again recently that the intent was to focus the story on the characters above the mythology in this final season.

The executive producers of Lost have explained that they always wanted viewers to engage with the show’s characters….Cuse continued: “By not having the audience talk about the mythology, then people are engaged in, ‘Is Kate going to end up with Sawyer?’ and, ‘I’m really compelled by the complexities of Benjamin Linus’. Those are the things we wanted the audience to obsess about, not whether the Valenzetti equation had any relevance to the functioning of the island’s magical time travel properties. … Meanwhile, Cuse’s co-creator Damon Lindelof explained that the narrative of the series had been driven by the characters.”

I like to think that’s true. I like to think the characters will come to conclusions that feel real, even within this fantasy world. I don’t want it all to hinge on a trivial gimmick. I’m not a fan of the WTF-Gotcha! style of storytelling. I can admire the brilliance of a long con done right, but I’m never impressed by cheap tricks. I want to believe Darlton when they say it’s the characters that matter most to them. So I will.

This episode might have been subtitled “Catching Up”, a phrase that was repeated twice.

Two long awaited character reunions shared the spotlight. First there was the awkward, but sweet, reunion of Christian’s two kids. In both worlds.

I’m not going to nitpick and say it would have meant a little more if it happened a little sooner. Or if Jack had ever given the smallest indication that he gave a fiddler’s fart about Claire.

Or if there seemed to be any actual point to them being brother and sister. I’m not even going to comment on the fact that, within an hour of this grand reunion, Jack was already bailing on his crazy haired kid sis.

Because, you know, big brothers will do that kind of thing. Sad, but true. They never want their baby sister around when they’re hanging out with the kool kidz.

And I’m not going to quibble about the quality of the looooooooong awaited reunion of Sun and Jin either. It has been so long since that fateful day.

I had almost forgotten how vibrant their storyline once was, how real their loss once felt.

It was good just seeing them in the same frame again.

Kissing in front of an admiring audience and speaking … English.

OK, so it was a little less intimate, a little less authentic, than we might have wished, but you’d have to have a heart of stone not to tear up just a little.

And if nothing else, it was a great relief to see that neither one of them got fried by the electric fence.

Claire and Kate’s misbegotten relationship took another baby step forward this week.

Kate had agreed to leave Claire behind when she swam out to the boat with Sawyer, but you could tell she didn’t really want to. When Claire put her on the spot, she spoke from the heart.

She didn’t mention that Claire was the one who left her baby lying around like a juicy hamburger in a boar infested jungle. She just took all the blame. And then, just to be safe, she also took Claire’s gun. Trust, but verify.

I also enjoyed Jack and Sawyer’s confrontation in this episode. I agreed with Jack that he didn’t belong on that boat. But, dude, if you love the Island so much, why did you get on it in the first place?

Jack has become a total Moonie. It’s not just the Island that has cast its spell on him. He’s also under the spell of Big Bad NotJohn.

As the group sails away on the Elizabeth, Jack sits in the prow, doing his Man of the Island pose.

The one he was practicing after his encounter with Jacob’s Lighthouse.

Jack and Sawyer are switching places. Hell, there were a few times I almost wondered if Jack was switching genders.

Jack has obviously become Locke, but I wasn’t seeing Sawyer as the new Jack. To me, this week, he was all Han Solo.

Not just Han Solo. When he ordered Jack to “Get off my ship!”, he was channeling his namesake, Harrison Ford. Dig it.

Sawyer isn’t taking any shit from anyone anymore. He’s had it, he’s fed up, he’s done.

GTFO, Jack. Time to paddle away and embrace your inner sucker. And, of course, in keeping with the total snowjob they’ve done on Jack and Kate’s relationship this year, Jack doesn’t even bother to throw Kate a parting glance, let alone plant a spectacular kiss on her. Sorry, Kate, looks like he’s just not that into you. Turns out that Jack’s true love is the Island.
Before he took his little dump into the drink, Jack spoke hypnotically, reverentially, about the Island he’d just tried to blow up a few days before. He confessed to James – calling him “James” just like Locke used to do – that when he’d left the Island, he felt a part of himself was missing.

I laughed when Sawyer told him there were pills for conditions like that. Ha! As if Jack doesn’t know that. He’s a doctor. Duh.

The true “ultimate relationship” of LOST has become a bit of a muddle, along with everything else.

It’s still all about Jack and Locke. Except now Jack is Locke, and Locke is … no more.
I’m not sure what the characters of Jack and John represent any longer, since it’s not as if Locke himself ever had a meaningful identity in the first place. Sucks to be called a sucker by the alien being that made you believe you were special just so he could get you killed and make you into his meat sock, doesn’t it?
Identity has always been a flexible concept on LOST.

The Oceanic Six pretended to be heroes and wore that false identity with flair.
Kate took on the identity of being Aaron’s mother and really seemed to believe her wishes could make it be true.
Sawyer pretended to be LaFleur, which goes to show how fragile identity really is. If they could turn a hot badass like Sawyer into a happy housepet, then it’s as if anyone can be anybody. There are no limits.
They’re certainly pushing the envelope with this season’s absurdist journey into OtherLOST. Are we really meant to think that the OtherPeople we’ve been meeting are the same people as the Island Losties we’ve known for so long? Is this kindly gentleman helping John in the ambulance
the same person who strangled him dead on the floor of a hotel room?
Is Jack, the father of David,
the same person who has lived 40 some years in a world where his Mini Me doesn’t exist and never will?
I have the feeling the only way I’m going to understand the ending of LOST is if I turn off my brain and just enjoy the detour from Crazy Town onto Stupid Street. I’m starting to think they want us to embrace OtherLOST because it’s a shinier and happier world. Who cares if it’s fake and has nothing whatsoever to do with the story we watched for five years? We get to see Jack has what it takes to be a great dad! Isn’t that what it was always all about?
I’m starting to wonder if the man who once described a happy Harry Potter ending as cowardly is honestly going to let his story end in a world so treacly sweet that it will send us all into diabetic shock. Dead people will come back to life! Twu Wuvs will kiss and get their memories back! It will be like a Disney cartoon. You’ll be able to bring the kiddies.
I won’t go into the philosophical detail I did last time trying to explain how counterfeit this kind of ending would be. But I do have one question: If they all remember their lives from the original timeline, what happens to the memories they already have?
Does innocent little Claire raise her baby with a memory of the time she wasn’t raising him, but was putting axes in people’s bellies instead?
Do they all get diagnosed with multiple personality disorder and spend the rest of their lives together in Santa Rosa?
I have a few other questions.
Like why did an un-fridged Ilana stop being Russian?
Does Frank’s continued survival mean we may see Ajira 316 fly again?
How did the well shrink?
I know Sayid didn’t kill Desmond, but does Sayid’s ability to decide against the Monster’s orders mean he’s getting his soul back?
What was it that Desmond promised him? Was it better than what the Monster promised?
OtherDesmond has become OtherJacob.
He’s stalking all the Losties, in that same inappropriate personal space invading way that Jacob had.

I’m not sure what the method is to his madness. It seemed like he was an interdimensional Suzy Matchmaker, but now he’s also reading minds. He knew about Libby and Hurley’s picnic, for instance, which made no sense, since the only thing he ever knew about Libby was that she had a boat she wanted to get rid of.

And now we see he somehow knew the secrets of Christian Shephard’s will and was making sure to put his longlost children together.
Is that going to trigger a flash for someone? What triggers the flashes anyway? The past few weeks made it seem like the flashes were the lightning bolts of true love, but that doesn’t match with what we saw this week.
Why didn’t Sun flash on Jin or Jin flash on Sun or one of them flash on little abandoned Ji Yeon? WTF does it mean that Sun flashed on John Locke?
Have we been deluded all this time? Was it really Locke and Sun we should have been shipping? What would we call that? Socke?
NotJohn tells Jack that yes, it was him that appeared to Jack on the Island as his father.
That’s not a stretch, but it’s also not a perfect fit. I can buy that this was the Monster.

It was consistent that the Monster would be leading Jack to water. We saw that the Monster likes to hydrate his candidates before he recruits them.
But who was that guy appearing to Michael right before the bomb on the Kahana blew?
And who was the white shoed apparition sitting in the lobby at St. Sebastian’s in LA?
If the Monster could be Christian, why did he have to wait for Locke to die? And where’s Christian’s body? And who took his shoes off?
How long has the Monster looked like John to Claire? She seems so protective of him, like a little girl who loves her daddy, but isn’t it true that he’s only looked like John for the past few days?
Ah, fuggedaboutit. Time doesn’t mean anything on LOST. We still have no idea what happened on the Island between 2004 and 2007, when no one we know was living there. And we’re never going to know. My guess is they’re all going to die on the Island, but before they do, they’re going to mind meld with their OtherSelves and all the dead will live again and it won’t make any sense but no one will care because it will finally have ended. It makes me sad that it’s looking like there will be no intelligent metaphor for us to mull over when it’s done. A world where gimmicks can erase death isn’t a metaphor that means anything to me as a thinking adult. Sorry.
I admit after all this time I expected something more formidable from this ultimate season of LOST. But the road trip’s almost over. It will all only end once. And in the meantime, as we near our destination, I’ll try not to obsess over the fact that the travel brochures kinda lied about where we were headed. That always happens. I’ll just try and sit back and appreciate the fact that, no matter what, the scenery has always been pretty. We’ve had a lot of fun, made friends, laughed our asses off. And I’ve learned a lot writing about this show, dug into some interesting topics I’d never much thought about. I remembered, and discovered, some great film and literature as well, thought a lot about the creative process and what goes into making a truly great story. LOST isn’t going to rise to that level, I don’t think, but that’s ok. It still reminded me that such stories do exist and that’s a lot more than most tv shows are able to do. The really important thing right now is this:
Also …
We’re not all the way to happily ever after, yet, but we’re getting there.

“The Last Recruit” Recap by Gatesy

All season there has been a theme of nostalgia as we’ve revisited people, places and scenarios we have seen before; drawing on previous seasons to evoke in us a fondness for the show’s history coupled with a sadness for it’s passing. This season has also been character driven; keeping the ‘centricity’ of individual characters for individual episodes. There was no space for either of those hallmarks in ‘The Last Recruit’. In fact, if we are to compare ‘The Last Recruit’ to previous episodes then it is most similar to the penultimate episodes of seasons 4 & 5; ‘There’s No Place Like Home – Part 1’ and ‘Follow the Leader’ – both of which were as equally concerned as this one with accelerating towards the season’s climax at the expense of character arcs and straight out mythology. They are necessary episodes in the pacing of the season – a counterweight to the slower episodes – but certainly not LOST at its imperious best. And considering we have to wait 14 days for another episode I thought we could have been left with a juicier cliffhanger. Never mind. A lot of things happened in ‘The Last Recruit’ yet I find myself wanting to talk about only a few them. Because of the sheer amount of all that took place, this episode cannot be considered ‘filler’. It was more like an episode in fast forward – all plot development and movement but few memorable moments – but at those moments there were we shall hit the pause button to stop and consider.

The man who coined ‘Live together, die alone” seems only too happy to have a one-to-one with the ‘evil incarnate’ Smoke Monster posing as Locke. And it is the form of Locke that most troubles Jack as he heads straight to the question we all want to know; who else has he appeared like? Locke confirms that he was the ‘Christian Shepherd’ that appeared in ‘White Rabbit’. I believed him – he knew about leading him to the water. Later in the episode we hear from Claire that she knows that Smokey was pretending to be Christian to her as well. This probably means that this is going to be the explanation for all the Christian Shepherd appearances – though that does not seem to be consistent with him appearing to Michael in season 4 (that was on the boat and Smokey apparently can’t cross water) and Sun & Lapidus last year (Ben was with Locke at the same time as Christian appeared to them). Perhaps there is still a question mark over these appearances, as there was with Ghost Michael’s last week, but I now think we are getting the explanations that are going to stick. And I’m cool with that.

Claire follows them into the jungle in order that they may have their Luke/Leia moment. Kind of weird. Then Claire repeats an idea that we first heard from Dogen regarding Locke (and from MIB regarding Jacob); once they are talking, they have you. These Saruman-esque powers are apparently irresistible – their very words containing a hypnotic quality that will subvert your own sense of reason.

In the Sideways the story line the most interesting thing this episode by far was Sun’s recognition of Locke and, seemingly, his identity as the Man in Black. How did the revelation come about? Is it linked to love? If so, then why has Jin had no similar revelation? It is more likely that the trauma of the gunshot brought her closer to the truth as did Charlie and Desmond’s near death experiences. Does this give traction to the idea that  Desmond running over John was simply to give him the trauma he needs to see the light? Well, Sun didn’t seem so sure this was John Locke at all.

“You can always bring people back from the dark side. I mean, Anakin…”

Back on the Island Zoe visits Locke’s camp in the least intimidating fashion possible. Locke doesn’t even blink at her requests. (As soon as she appeared I was longing for him to go into Smokey mode and smash her against the trees). The war has officially started, the first shots have been fired and Locke hands out the tasks – Sawyer to get the boat and Sayid to kill Desmond. Sawyer then informs Jack of his escape plan (later revealed to be as bad and ill thought out as we all thought it was). Sayid is reminded of the bargain he made with Locke and treks out to the well; ready to fulfil his evil instructions. The following conversation between Sayid and Desmond is one of the few in this episode that gripped me in the same way the rest of the season has. Desmond directly challenges Sayid’s “dark side” – is getting what you want worth killing me for? Sayid effectively says ‘yes’. Then Des counteracts with an intriguing possibility – in the act of killing him will he spoil the very thing he desires most, Nadia’s love? Time and again in the series we’ve seen Sayid regret many of the things he has done  – and boy, does he have some things to regret. In the Sideways timeline we see that these acts are the things that separate him from Nadia; he doesn’t deserve her – perhaps in the Island timeline, under a Karmic worldview, those evil deeds are what has separated him from Nadia his whole life. They were childhood friends who lost touch. Then when they next met he was an Iraqi Republican soldier, she was an insurgent. They spent a decade apart until the Oceanic 6 returned from the Island. Then they were together mere months before death separated them, seemingly forever. Killing Desmond will not bring Nadia closer to him, it will only drive a bigger cosmic wedge between him and his true love. It appears more likely that Karma, (or the Universe, or the Gods, or the Island) have ordained that he will never find love. Those he loves will die in his arms. And he will watch them die as he has watched so many of his victims perish.

So what did Sayid do? Did he kill Des as he claims to Locke? No way. For two clear reasons. Firstly, I cannot believe the writers would let Desmond die ‘off camera’. We are too invested in this character to just accept that he is dead and not even get to see him die. Secondly, Sayid would not ‘need a moment’ after killing him. Definitely not. Especially if he is totally emotionless and surrendered to the ‘dark side’. One other interesting thing to note is that Sayid was all set to kill Desmond until he let him speak. We keep seeing that Desmond’s actions in the Sideways world are very reminiscent of Jacob’s visits to the Losties in ‘The Incident’. A little nudge here. An encouragement there. Coincidental meetings and chance occurrences. Now it seems on the Island that Des’s words have the power to change minds too. His enlightened state helps him to see the truth; that perhaps there is good in Sayid. If we saw their conversation carry on, you can almost imagine Desmond telling Sayid that he “doesn’t have to do this” and that he “has a choice”. All very Jacob-like.

The final conversation that grabbed my attention was the confrontation between Jack and Sawyer on the boat. It was in season 4 when Jack was determined to leave the Island and Sawyer accused him of sounding like a ‘broken record’; repeating his promise to rescue everyone so often that he became increasingly frustrating to watch. Even though we knew he was one of the Oceanic 6 and would leave the Island we were desperate from him not to; desperate for him to listen to Locke. Last season we saw how much he had changed as he spoke to Locke’s corpse whilst putting his Father’s shoes on the body. At that point he was trying his hardest to believe. Today he does believe. It was so satisfying hearing him tell Sawyer:

“It doesn’t feel right… leaving the Island… I remember how I felt the last time I left. Like a part of me was missing…. We  were brought here because we were supposed to do something James”.

That felt great didn’t it? I loved the way Jack calls him ‘James’ as well; just as John Locke used to. And also it was good for him to apologise for Juliet’s death. He is now owning the things he can’t fix. His training as a Jedi is almost complete. There is just one more task. Without doubt the finale will be about the thing they’re ‘supposed to do’. Who will sign up for the last mission? Who will trek into the jungle one final time to do something that none of them quite understand? I think at some point Jack will have a choice to make – be the ‘Man of Faith’ and do the thing he is on the Island to do or stay and be the ‘Man of Science’. If I had to guess how that choice will be presented I would say that at some point, near the end Kate will be wounded, probably shot, and Jack can either stay and ‘fix’ her or let go and do what he is there to do; reverse the irreversible. But that is just my guess of course.

The long awaited reunion between Jin and Sun was sweet and precious. But like everything else in this episode it happened quickly. Who else thought they were going to be zapped by the sonic-weapon-pylons? Widmore is, unsurprisingly, not a man of his word. They all seem to have forgotten that Widmore was prepared to kill everyone on the Island, including all of them, just to get his hands on Ben Linus. Maybe Jack should be making the plans after all, eh Sawyer?

Next week’s (or the week after actually) episode looks set to centre around Jack and Locke. Perhaps it’s the last ‘centric’ episode we’ll ever get. Locke just saved Jack’s life and  in the Sideways Jack is going to attempt to repay the favour. It is all set for a classic episode exploring the complex friend/enemy – ally/adversary relationship they have. They have always represented the greatest opposites within our original characters. Faith and science. Free will and destiny. Black and white. I hope they can some how be reconciled in one world or the other. Or both. If not then it may well be ‘Live together, die alone’.

Soooo, who is most likely to die in the next episode. No-one died in ‘The Last Recruit’ (well maybe Desmond but I seriously doubt it) so after this installment who is looking likely to go next time round….

Zoe (I hope)

Claire (Does anyone actually want her to be reunited with Aaron now?)

Sayid (If he does turn from the dark side and redeems himself then his arc will be complete)

All comments appreciated (except spoilers and criticisms of my shocking grammar)  - you may well want to discuss why Sun has got her English back and whether or not it was Locke that took it in the first place… or what will happen when Sideways Claire and Sideways Jack finally get to listen to Christian’s will… or whether or not Ilana has any Island world knowledge in the Sideways… or not.

“Everybody Loves Hugo” Recap by Gatesy

During the long and tortuous 8 month hiatus I spent many hours envisioning what season 6 episodes may be like. ‘Everybody Loves Hugo’ was exactly what I had imagined. This episode matched the heights of this season’s previous installments in every area; plot development; character growth; mythological answers; emotional satisfaction. It was gripping stuff. And it is getting harder and harder to choose favourite episodes from season six.

It has often been said that Hurley is the heart of the show. The one character that is universally loved and appreciated. He is often the voice of the audience; the voice of sane questions and comedic insight. Certainly from a fan perspective it is true that  ‘Everybody Loves Hugo’. Though this season has been different for Hurley. He is no longer just the character with the audience’s perspective, in both the Sideways and the Island realities he is a protagonist; a leader; a hero.

“People are listening to you now Hurley”

Hurley is getting a taste of what it’s like to be a leader. We’ve seen many others struggle with the burdens of leadership and decision making – most notably Jack & Locke – and now it is Hurley’s turn to carry the load. Lives will be saved or lost on the decisions he makes and the advice he heeds or dismisses. So which voices will he listen to? Ilana? Richard? The ghost of Jacob? The ghost of Michael?

Ilana and Richard’s mission is to destroy the plane. The ghost that appears to be Michael – I don’t think we can be certain that any ghostly appearance is what it claims to be – doesn’t want the plane to blow up because people will die. A choice then for Hurley – let Locke leave on the plane and people will die or stop Richard and Ilana because people will die. It is the proverbial rock and hard place. Hurley’s view of whom to trust becomes clearer throughout the episode – “dead people are more reliable than alive people”.

“Dude, you’ve got some Ilana on you”

What exactly will happen if Locke leaves the island? Ilana was just about to tell us and then KABOOM. No room in season 6 for passengers (let’s hope Zoe is next). Meanwhile Locke is making a spear or a very big Jesus stick to remind himself of Eko or a curtain rail. We will find out I’m sure. Another thing I hope we find out is why Hurley took the diamonds; will it be a bribe or a tool further down line? He sure doesn’t need the money. I was also glad to see a Dosetoevsky book lying around – lending credence to my ‘Brothers Karamazov/Jacob & MIB’ similarities. I am convinced there will be a murdered father somewhere in their story line.

So Hurley hatches a plan of the ‘Locke-blowing-the-sub’ variety. He agrees to go with Richard only to sneak ahead and blow the Black Rock to smithereens. Once again we have a scene where the group splits itself. Two opposing leaders taking their troops on different courses. I don’t think this is the last time we will see this happening; the pieces are still moving before the end of the game is played out. Team Jacob is now just Richard, Ben & Miles and the new Team Hurley is The ‘Non-MIB’ Candidates plus Frank. Before they arrived at the Black Rock, Ben questioned what will happen to them once the Island’s intentions are sated. I was surprised when Ben chose to go with Richard and I am wondering if he has some other motive, most likely killing Widmore. Ben has forgiven himself but he won’t let Chuck Widmore off the hook so easily.

The Sideways reality followed the pattern begun in ‘Happily Ever After’ – enlightenment via love. Through Libby, a woman who has “issues with reality”, we have confirmation that it is not only the Island character’s stories that have been altered. She knows something is up. That there is, or was, “another life” (or a ‘bizzarro alternate universe”). Something is different and it needs putting right. Cue Desmond who, in a very Jacob like way, gives Hurley a little nudge.

“Do you believe that two people can be connected? Like soulmates?”

My understanding of the relationship between the realities changed again during this episode. After ‘Happily Ever After’ I thought that they were set to be fused – that they would  continue to bleed together until the Sideways gave way to the Island reality. But now I am left wondering how these realities will end. Hurley has been enlightened and captivated, not by the revelation of the Island, but by the revelation of love. There is no way he will swap the Sideways for the Island now. Libby is only alive in one reality and that is the only one where the soulmates can be connected. Hurley has been awakened to the truth but I think he will be happy with his current reality being different rather than swapping it for an alternative universe – the Island world. Could this be the future that awaits Sayid & Nadia and Sawyer & Juliet? Could the Sideways end up being the ‘Happily Ever After’ after all? I have been convinced that Lost will not have a happy ending, and I still think it won’t on the Island, but this universe may offer a place for happiness without negating the Island experiences. In fact this reality will be happy because of the Island story.

On the Island, Locke has a acquired Widmore’s secret weapon who has “nowhere to run to”. Experience has told Desmond that he was blasted with a massive amount of electromagnetism and he tells Locke as much. I would have thought that this would be the piece of information that would most trouble Locke but he seems more concerned by Desmond’s view of his identity. To Desmond he is not the Man in Black or the Smoke Monster, he is “John Locke”. This is why Desmond is unafraid and this is also why he is thrown down the well. It’s unlikely that the fall into the well would have killed Desmond but Locke certainly wants him out of the way to meddle. I don’t think that Desmond’s unique relationship with electromagnetism is what makes him special and dangerous – as he says “the Island has it in for everyone” – but it is his enlightened state, his ability to see the truth that makes him dangerous to Locke, dangerous to the Island and dangerous to everyone who has an agenda of their own to peddle.

“We’re the ones who can’t move on”

The depth of transformation that has occurred in Jack is beginning to come through. He was the one of the original Losties who found it hardest to let go and get over his past. But now he has surrendered his fixing obsession and has begun to listen to Rose’s advice from the premiere; he is truly letting go. He shares his feelings of guilt, remorse and deep responsibility over Juliet’s death and, worse of all him, he can’t ever fix it. Right after his confession we hear the whispers and Hurley, who has cracked that mystery, takes charge and goes to into the jungle. There he finds Michael again who tells him that he is there because he can’t move on because of what he did. He can’t fix things either. Some fans will be disappointed with this mythological reveal – the whispers are souls that have not moved on and they are stuck in a kind of purgatory. I have two thoughts on this reveal. The first is that I’ve realised that I don’t really care. As much as I wanted mythological reveals that made sense I am far more interested in the characters – the show’s myths are very much secondary to my enjoyment of LOST and I actually find the spiritual and supernatural elements of the show very satisfying to the story. The second thing is that I am still not convinced Hurley is seeing dead people. He may well be seeing the projections of the Island or the MiB or Jacob. Or someone else. Perhaps it is connected to a dirty boy that is haunting Locke and has now been seen by both Desmond and Sawyer. Another thing to remember is that we are yet to see Christian Shepherd this season. His body is still missing in the Sideways and he has been absent from the Island too. I think he will be the key to solving the mystery of the dead people’s appearances.

“How do you break the ice with a smoke monster?”

The two camps of original Losties (plus Frank) are reunited. Locke promises not to kill anyone (yet). We are now on the verge of getting a showdown of ideas and agendas; the forces at work will collide; the leaders will clash. Who will be on which side after Locke has shared his point of view? I could not be more excited about next week’s episode.

And just when I though we were going to get the LOST logo we were treated to a fascinating coda. Desmond plows down John Locke. This throws up a number of crucial questions as to why? It could be that Desmond’s realities are indeed bleeding together – that he is becoming fully aware of both realities at once – and is attacking John because of what the Island’s Locke has just done to him by throwing him down the well. It could also be that Desmond suspects that the John Locke of the Sideways reality is not John Locke at all, or at least not entirely. The MIB said that Jacob stole his body and his humanity. Perhaps in this reality the MIB has stolen Locke’s body and humanity. The Sideways John Locke  could play host to the MIB in the same way his Island counterpart does. Alternatively it could be that this is part of John’s enlightenment journey that Desmond is inciting – in the same way that Charlie careered his car in to the dock to begin Desmond’s awakening. Or perhaps it is a reordering to reality; John has love in this reality – a love he shouldn’t have.

As the castaways have been reunited on the Island I think they may be about to be reunited in the Sideways. We know that Locke and Jin & Sun are on their way to the hospital where Jack works. Sayid’s brother is already there. Claire is about to have a baby. Sawyer and Kate have just been in a car accident. There is one thing we know for sure: Everything happens for a reason.

As a little extra to the recaps I’m going to start a new chart – “Characters most likely to die in the next episode” – these are my guesses – I don’t do spoilers (apart from titles and promos) – so no spoilers in the comments please!

Characters most likely to die in the next episode:

1. Miles

2. Kate

3. Widmore

The One – 6.11 “Happily Ever After”

The story of Desmond has its own mythology. There is an order to the HumeVerse. There are things we can predict will happen.

Like lights flashing before eyes.

Unexpected magnetic side effects.

Weird Science.

Extrasensory phenomena.

Alcohol consumption is much encouraged.

Preferably of McCutcheons – LOST’s very own fictional brand of antique Scotch whiskey that is as precious as liquid gold.

It wouldn’t be a DesBack without a big splashy appearance by that old battleax Charles Widmore.

And if an episode is about Desmond, then that can only mean one thing: Charlie is in trouble.

Of course, the most indispensable common element of all DesBacks is … Penny.

Who, as always, has a spectacularly consciousness altering effect on our Desmond.

It’s pretty typical for Desmond to end up splayed out unconscious in his episodes. In fact, I think it’s required that he spend a part of each of his episodes dead to the world.

Usually it’s because his consciousness is taking an unscheduled road trip. In Desmond centric episodes, time is typically telescoped, so that while Desmond spends only a few seconds or minutes passed out, his mind gets to take a very extensive trip into some very freaky territory. This episode was no different. As the White Witch of the Des-o-Sphere accurately described things, “It’s about Time.”

Sometimes, his consciousness travels back in time, as in Season Three’s Flashes Before Your Eyes, where he turned the failsafe key in the Swan Hatch.

Subjecting him to his first “catastrophic magnetic event”. Which he survived with flying colors.

He lost his clothes, but it was a small price to pay for the mind altering experience of taking a trip back to his 1996 self and learning new things about the life he’d already lived.

In The Constant, there was a different twist. This time Desmond’s 1996 consciousness came forward to the future … or the (then) present, however you prefer to look at it. Remember that?

It was extra added confusing. 1996 Desmond was living inside 2004 Desmond’s mind on the freighter and didn’t know WTF was going on until Daniel figured out 2004 Desmond could pay a visit to 1996 Daniel and together they managed to knit the two moments in time together and save Desmond’s mind from exploding.

All thanks to Desmond’s once and forever Constant.

In this episode, magically entitled Happily Ever After, Desmond’s consciousness really expanded. He is proving that in fact it’s true that “Only fools are enslaved by Time and Space.” – a clue that was right there for anyone to see, if only they’d known to reverse the audio on the brainwashing video and listen for it.

Desmond’s consciousness has been liberated. He’s no longer limited to traveling along the consciousness of his own life, in his own timeline, he can now transmigrate into the existence of a totally different version of himself, living a totally different life, in a totally different time and place than he ever lived before.

You may ask yourself, how do I work this?
You may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful house….

- Once in a Lifetime, Talking Heads

Desmond’s mind can now go anywhere. Anywhere in time. Anywhere in space. Anywhere in any reality or dimension. All he needs is the right kind of electromagnetic force field and he becomes the portal between worlds. It’s utterly groovy. What we’re watching, I think, is the Neo-fication of Desmond. Or maybe it’s the Birth of a Superhero. Desmond’s specialness is triggered by magnetic shitstorms, but only because a magnetic shitstorm is the thing that made Des special in the first place. This is what happens to normal people in the Hydra Island Chamber of EMF Horrors.

This is what happens to Desmond.

It’s in the long tradition of comic book heroes. Think “intrinsic field subtractor”, if you’re looking for a reference point.

Is Desmond the Dr. Manhattan of the LostVerse?

Desmond episodes have more than just their own mythology and cast of characters. They have a certain look and feel to them. Maybe it’s the higher density of Easter Eggishness that creates the unique aura. The great LOST pastime of playing polypopcultural I Spy reaches its apex in Des-centrics.

“I remember when I was a kid — my dad was a huge Beatles fan, as am I — looking at the album cover for ‘Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band,’ and seeing all the things that were in there,” says Lindelof, who thought “if you could do the same kind of thing for a television show — where people had to kind of pause it and say, ‘What do you think this meant?’ — that would be really cool.

Click on the album cover if you want to see where Darlton borrowed their egg hiding techniques from. The Beatles were nothing if not eclectic. You can find everyone from Shirley Temple to Snow White to Ghandi, Carl Jung, Lewis Carroll, Einstein, Lenny Bruce, Mae West, Lawrence of Arabia … and that’s just for starters. In Flashes Before Your Eyes, when Desmond first sat down in Widmore’s office, the painting behind him was also rich in cultural flotsam.

It makes me nostalgic for the old days when LOST still felt like an open book. When it still felt possible that something like Buddhist polar bears might be the key to it all. I guess it was inevitable that, as the series winds down, as an endpoint must be reached, our symbolic pool is being drained and we’re left with something a lot more cut and dried. Apparently, the last symbol standing will be … a scale.

A scale just like the Monster had in his cave. A scale balancing black stones with white stones.

If your head isn’t hurting from being pounded so hard with the Binary Stick, maybe this will convince you. On one side of Widmore’s office, the painting has a black frame.

On the other side, the painting appears again. With a white frame.

Do you get it? Can you miss it? A scale. Balancing Black and White. It’s getting harder and harder to ignore the cold, hard fact that all these many seasons of murky ambiguity were a set up to a denouement that may have been shoved in our face right in the Pilot, Part. 2.

As simple as that solution would be, we’re still blundering our way towards it, if that’s in fact where we’re headed. It’s all still about as clear as mud, but Season Six is starting to congeal into some kind of final form. We can all navigate the landscape now.

Mirrors.

Phantom OtherTwins of each character populating the shadow world of OtherLOST.

Matthew Fox making his weekly quarter million dollar cameo. This week Jack dropped the funniest line of the night. Who woulda thunk that in Season Six Jack Shephard would become the comic relief?

“Hold on. He was on our plane? … And now he’s here? … In the hospital?”

I can’t help but notice that things do seem to be circling more and more around the hospital where Jack works. Sayid is there now visiting his brother, Nadia’s husband. Claire is presumably going to return shortly to pop out Aaron. Sun just got shot in the belly. And Charlie can’t have gotten very far without his pants. He’s probably still around there someplace.

St. Elsewhere was another show whose ending was highly anticipated and much debated. It was set in a hospital. I never really watched it, but I know one thing about it. It ended with the revelation that the whole story had happened inside a snowglobe being shaken by an autistic child who had been a minor character on the show.

It’s almost the prototype for a fuck-it style of ending a story. It’s just a way to shut the book without having to bother to write a real ending. I’m starting to wonder if this might not be the road LOST is also going to go down, although maybe not quite as abruptly. If you’re interested, you can follow my reasoning below, but be forewarned: I’m not paid to pimp out the greatness of LOST. I’m not trying to sell a book or a magazine about LOST. I’m just a fan like anyone else, trying to finish the puzzle that I started, trying to figure it out. I reserve the right to make my own judgments about the quality of the story they tell in the end. That’s where I’m coming from, dear readers. Take it or leave it, because you know what they say. There’s always a choice.

This week we learned that OtherDaniel – who has never been to the Island – “remembers” how he launched the plot to set off the bomb on the Island he’d never been to, creating the existence he is now living in, which he is only living because he never went to the Island where he set off the bomb. He is remembering a life he never lived but which had to have happened, because it created the life he is currently living. At least I think that’s what he was saying. It’s always difficult to say with LOST, but there’s been an element of strange loopiness ever since we started down the timespace traveling road.

“not a physical circuit but an abstract loop in which, in the series of stages that constitute the cycling-around, there is a shift from one level of abstraction (or structure) to another, which feels like an upwards movement in a hierarchy, and yet somehow the successive “upward” shifts turn out to give rise to a closed cycle. That is, despite one’s sense of departing ever further from one’s origin, one winds up, to one’s shock, exactly where one had started out. In short, a strange loop is a paradoxical level-crossing feedback loop.”

For a story that has been everchanging, the goal of a fixed ending is beginning to feel like an impossible dream. Every week it gets curiouser and curiouser, less tangible, less intelligible, more …


and …

and really, really …

But we know that it will indeed end. Somehow. And soon. When it finally does end, Desmond – the character who is defined by his fixed and permanent Constant – will have to play a pivotal part.

Desmond is the only non Season One character that has ever captivated my imagination. Maybe that’s because technically he was a Season One character, if an offstage one.

The chapters in the book of his life are well known to us. He’s always been seeking something.

He’s tried everything. Praying.

Drinking.

Soldiering.

Voyaging.

He became one of the magical Island’s mythical prisoners.

He was LOST’s Odysseus, the man of the sea, having mind altering adventures all on his relentless journey home towards his constant – the faithful, longsuffering Penelope.

When Desmond and Penny’s story ended in Season Four, it felt premature. Since then, he has seemed a peripheral, nearly irrelevant figure within the everweaving tapestry of LOST. But with this episode, he returned to center stage.

In a way, Desmond Hume is an anomaly.It’s almost like he’s been a concurrent parallel reality the whole time he’s been in the story. He has not been involved in most of the major adventures in the story, didn’t crash in Flight 815, never met the Smoke Monster, wasn’t captured by the Others, didn’t live in Dharma, wasn’t an O6 celebrity. He has never physically time travelled. Except for his daytripping consciousness, hIs life has been on a linear path since the beginning. He has existed mostly on the fringes of the plot.

But in other ways, Desmond is a nexus for all of LOST’s most important themes and plotlines. Although he has not personally time travelled, the mysteries of time travel have been mostly revealed to us through him. He embodies the theme of romantic love at its most idealized and perfect. He bears the name of David Hume, the great Enlightenment philosopher who taught that fate and free will are not inconsistent with one another, but interdependent. And while he isn’t a candidate in the same sense as the six uncrossed names on the Monster’s cave, he is so exceptional that he may be far more vital than any of them in the end.

Of course we’ve got more than a mere Desmond to deal with now. We’ve also got to consider OtherDesmond. Like all of Season Six’s OtherPeople, he’s different but also the same as the Desmond we’ve known.

This version is a super successful globetrotting dealmaker for the great and powerful OtherWidmore. In Flashes Before Your Eyes, Charles Widmore used a bottle of McCutcheon’s scotch to demonstrate to Desmond just how little he thought of him.

He appeared to pour them each a drink, but ended up pouring only one and drinking it alone, explaining to Desmond that, no offense, but his existence was worth less to Widmore than a spitball of distilled barley mash. Charles Widmore made no secret of the fact that he held Desmond Hume in utter contempt.

Things are quite the opposite in OtherLOST. There Charles holds Desmond in high regard. He considers him indispensable.

A point is made to show that OtherDesmond not only gets his own glass of precious McCutcheon whiskey, he even gets a hug!

To complete the comparison, in case you were somehow missing it, OtherCharles loudly proclaims that “nothing’s too good” for OtherDesmond.

OtherDes may be a power player, but he still seems like a really nice guy. He’s polite, friendly and not at all condescending to his underlings, despite his elite social stature. Sure, he’s kind of a slave to Charles Widmore, but he seems satisfied with the perks.

When he meets up with OtherEloise, she reminds him that he now has the one thing he always wanted most – the respect of Charles Widmore. It’s a very odd thing to say, actually. Sure, Desmond and Widmore have always had a contentious relationship.

But how did Eloise know that? Isn’t she meeting Desmond for the very first time? With that remark, a window creaks open on the possibility that Lady Eloise may bear more responsibility for the existence of OtherLOST than we’ve imagined. She makes it sound like Desmond has been given some kind of reward. Like someone decided what it was he wanted most and then created a world where he could have it.

It’s true that Desmond once craved Widmore’s approval. In fact, as we saw in Flashes Before Your Eyes, Widmore’s contempt was what sent Desmond into the tailspin that landed him on the Island. But how could you create a wish fulfillment existence for Desmond and not include Penny? And why position him in a world where she’d be right under his nose the whole time and then expect him not to find her?

Eloise made it pretty clear she wanted Desmond nowhere near Penny. She was probably right in guessing that once these two crazy kids found each other again, something was going to kink up her little utopia. But why does Eloise think Desmond is “not ready yet”? Why is finding Penny, or even asking about her, a Violation? A violation of what code, what rulebook? Is this OtherWorld a kind of Matrix? Is Eloise the Oracle?

Neo: But if you already know, how can I make a choice?
The Oracle: Because you didn’t come here to make a choice, you’ve already made it. You’re here to try to understand why you made it.

Eloise is the Queen of Cryptic. She obviously knows far more than she’s letting on. And she’s a control freak par excellence. She knows all the rules.

She also seems to know that Desmond is “The One.” In 316, she told him that he might think he was free, but “The island isn’t done with you yet.”

In Happily Ever After, her OtherHubby Widmore tells Des the very same thing, word for word. This couple may not be any kind of advertisement for the glories of true love, but they sure do seem to have their fingers in every interdimensional pie.

We first met Eloise in Desmond’s centric, Flashes Before Your Eyes. She was the lady selling rings. Even then she was trying to keep Desmond and Penny apart. She told him he should not buy the ring, that he must not marry Penny. Instead he must plod back into the life he’d already lived, making no changes, until he landed back underground in the Swan Hatch, pushing that infernal button until his soul died inside him. With the now familiar apocalyptic warning: ” If you don’t do those things, Desmond David Hume, every single one of us is dead”, Mrs. Hawking had promised Desmond that the only great thing he would ever do was push that bloody button.

“You don’t do it because you choose to, Desmond. You do it because you’re supposed to.”

Des still has to do whatever he’s supposed to do, however unpleasant and even tragic it may be, because otherwise it means … Oblivion? Extinction? Armageddon? Dunno. It’s still not clear. But the point is that Desmond has to do what he has to do, or dire consequences are sure to ensue. That’s a constant. (Also, it rhymes.)

Now unbeknownst to Desmond, or to anyone else back in our original storyline, his two nemeses were inextricably linked. They were Others together back when they were just a couple of kids in love themselves. Eloise, who we’d previously seen wearing the pin of the Ouroboros

was seen in this episode wearing a flashy little bit of jewelry

that looked very much like the kind of thing the Others burned into Juliet’s back the time she “violated” their rules.

The most important thing about Widmore and Eloise’s connection was this guy. Their pride and joy, their only begotten son.

In OriginalLOST, Daniel was given the name of Faraday. Why? We will never know. It was probably a quickie way of cuing us to his electromagnetic purpose within the plot. But why did his Mom choose it? It wasn’t her name. It’s hard to get into the head of the woman we formerly knew as Eloise Hawking.

She’s the one that tore her budding piano genius away from his instrument and pushed him towards his brain frying mastery of quantum physics, apparently all so she could manipulate his life to the point where he could time travel back to when she was pregnant with him, so she could shoot him dead and kill him … and then go and give birth to him. Original Eloise made Mommy Dearest look like Mother Theresa.

But OtherEloise has been given – or has stolen – a second chance with her bouncing boy. She learned her lesson. In her alt reality lifeboat existence, she nurtured his musical gifts, she married his father, and their boy was allowed to thrive and grow into a coddled, pampered rich kid tickling the ivories while living in their swank gilded cage. It’s entirely possible that this entire universe of OtherLOST is nothing more than Eloise’s elaborate attempt to make up for all her wrongs and finally give her child the life she’d always wanted for him.

It was inevitable that Daniel and Desmond’s stories would collide. After their partnership in The Constant these two will be forever linked. Naturally, since they’re in Mirrorland, Daniel first appeared to Desmond as a reflection.

Although we were told OtherDaniel was a musician, he seemed remarkably unchanged. Same skinny tie and untucked shirt. Like a uniform. Only since he plays piano, now he gets a goofy hat!

Other icons of Daniel’s history were scattered about the episode. Chopin’s Fantasie Impromptu – the piece we saw him practicing as a boy.

The same piece David Shephard played for his audition to conservatory.

A white lab animal. This one named Angstrom. (Book alert! See John Updike.)

Clever names for doomed test subjects are part of DesBacks. Who could forget Daniel Faraday’s dearly beloved Eloise?

OtherDaniel still carries his trusty notebook. He confessed he’d been spending time staring at a chocolate eating redhead at the museum – obviously the floozy known as Charlotte Lewis, last seen shagging Detective Ford’s brains out on a blind date – and just the sight of this ethereal creature had inspired him to an almost out of body experience, where he was able to scribble down this diagram proving …

that he, Daniel NotFaraday, had somehow invented a way to create a new universe through the miracle of nuclear fission! And they were all living in it now!

He’d prevented the still unexplained “catastrophic incident” by detonating a bomb to “release all the energy”. Sorry, but I still can’t tell if the creation of this brave new world is supposed to be a good thing or a bad thing. Hell, I don’t even know if the catastrophic incident was prevented and that’s why we have OtherLOST or whether we have OtherLOST because they failed to prevent the catastrophic incident! Come on, admit it. You don’t know either, right?

But I’m pretty sure, after OtherDaniel’s speech, that we are meant to think that what Daniel felt for OtherCharlotte was a blinding kind of pure distilled love, so powerful that he had a savant like flash and this brilliant dimension busting mathematical formula just splashed out of his head. At first I didn’t get this, because to be honest with you, the whole Daniel – Charlotte thing never seemed to be all that. For me, it was one of those dull side non-romances they scatter around on LOST, one of the devices whose primary purpose seemed to be killing off the extraneous womenfolk.

It seems a little over the top to call them one another’s “true love” or to credit them with Daniel’s momentary burst of inexplicable genius. It’s not like Charlotte is even Daniel’s constant, right? Because, we all know who that is.

And lord knows, OtherCharlotte does not seem to be pining for the geek who’s stalking her at the museum.

So what is Daniel talking about when he describes this mind altering love he feels for Charlotte? I think he’s talking about her.

The little girl who couldn’t eat chocolate before dinner, the child who grew up to die in Daniel’s arms, the child that inspired him to invent a way to link Imaginary Time with Real Space

so he could create a new timeline where she wouldn’t have to die. And now, even though his mind can’t connect the dots, OtherDaniel is remembering that the reason he found a way to blow up the world was the love he felt back then, in a time when he was someone else.

That brings us to the Constant part of every Desmond episode. The love part, the Penny part. As we know too well, Desmond and magnetic objects are not a good mix. Desmond being strapped into the claustrophobia chamber like Hannibal Lector may have been the scariest scene in the episode.

Once again, he was a prisoner trapped in a magnetically charged enclosed space, with nothing but a button to push.

“Magnetic events” are the catalysts for Desmond’s mind travel and this time his mind traveled, not in time or in space, but into another … dimension. Or something. Whatever separates parallel coexisting universes. I couldn’t find it on google, so I can’t say what they call it, but when Desmond’s mind is magnetized, it can topple even that barrier. The sequence of honey infused images that flashed before Desmond’s eyes in the MRI machine flooded his memory with Penny-ness.

How they met, loved, lost, found one another, how together they created a beautiful child. OtherDesmond was seeing Original Penny and little Charlie through Original Desmond’s eyes, and yet somehow it was as if he were remembering his own past experiences. Which he couldn’t have done, since he’s lived his entire life in OtherLOST.

That set him off on his quest to reconnect with his interdimensional constant. When he found Penny again, even though technically she wasn’t the woman in his memories at all, it was like the perfect eHarmony meet up. Just like they describe on the ads. They were already perfectly matched across all 29 Dimensions of Compatibility.

It was cool to see them return to the site of the famous stair jogging scene between Jack and Desmond in Man of Science, Man of Faith.

The place where we got our first ever glimpse of Desmond Hume.

We just have to accept that OtherPenny, despite being completely alone in a vast, dark football stadium, put out her hand to the stranger who surprised her, rather than, I don’t know, a police whistle or a canister of mace. Maybe that was also the power of Love. She felt his aura and knew he was “the one”.

Even the way he passed out like a sack of flour didn’t diminish his charm in her eyes. Most women would have gone for the cell phone panic button by this point, but Penny just waited patiently for him to resume consciousness and ask her out on a date. For coffee. Naturally. “Coffee” has become the new codespeak for “let’s hook up in OtherLOST.”

They arranged to meet in an hour at the corner of Sweetzer and Melrose. Just for the record, and as a pretty cute point of interest, it seems that there is no coffee shop at the corner of Sweetzer and Melrose in L.A. There is a little shop there, however. An antique shop. Named, oh so appropriately, Thanks for the Memories. I just want to say this is maybe my favorite Easter Egg of the season. Touche, Darlton. Very clever.

After finally finding the Penny that he didn’t know he was looking for, Desmond was a changed man. Right away, he got his man Minkowski on the job of locating the manifest of all Oceanic 815 passengers. You know, because that’s part of the standard job description for L.A. limo drivers.

Why does Desmond only want to show his big secret to the other passengers of Flight 815? How did he make that connection? And why does he want to show it to them, assuming of course that he’s able? What does he expect that to accomplish? Does he think this window into a concurrent reality is the kind of revelation all of them want to know about? Or has he had some other kind of epiphany that he is convinced they all need to know about?

That question brings us to the sequence that was, for me, the heart of the episode.

Both of the guys giving Desmond advice from the lovelorn in this episode were musicians. Like OtherDesmond, OtherCharlie seems to be much more successful at what he does. In Greatest Hits, Charlie remembered when he and Liam heard their song on the radio. It was one of the greatest moments of his life.

But in this episode, Charlie is jaded to success. In OtherLOST, Driveshaft isn’t a one hit wonder. They’ve hit the big time.

In the hierarchy of the DesmondVerse, Charlie’s role is Jester. However, of all the escorts Des ran into on his little timespace adventure this week, I think Charlie spoke the most truth.

“I am better than art thou. I am a fool, thou art nothing.” – King Lear

Charlie also spoke to Desmond about the power of love. He described a near beatific vision of a blonde whose very presence engulfed him in a state of pure rapturous bliss. I can see why Jeff Jensen got the sense he was talking about his heroin filled Virgin Marys, because it sure sounded more like a drug induced euphoria than like any kind of earthly love between human beings. But I’m pretty sure we were meant to assume he was talking about Claire

- who he never even noticed was right there on the same plane with him -

but the description he gave didn’t sound like he was describing a person. It sounded like he was describing … Nirvana.

NIRVANA:n. In the Buddhist religion, a state of pleasurable annihilation awarded to the wise, particularly to the wise enough to understand it. – Ambrose Bierce, Devil’s Dictionary

Charlie seemed to be describing a near death experience, a feeling so transcendant it doesn’t exist in this mortal realm.

And of course one of the things we need to remember about Charlie is that in the only reality we’ve ever really known him in, he is, in fact … quite DEAD.

Death is the actual endpoint of all of our journeys, a destination none of us are going to be able to avoid. The entire underwater sequence brought me back to Season Three in a big way. It really hit home to me, in a way the rest of the episode did not.

For one thing, the whole underwater experience seems like it’s going to become increasingly relevant. Underwater is where this whole thing seems to be headed.

But I also loved this sequence because it reminded me of how much LOST used to make me feel. I have to confess I’m one of those fans who has felt that, ever since Darlton began to write towards their end date, the show’s abandonment of its earlier character driven storylines sucked a lot of the heart out of the show for me. I’ve heard the endless crowing of the fanboys that Seasons 4 and 5 have represented a refined acme of all that is best about LOST. But sorry, I just can’t agree.

Watching the water crash through the windshield, just like it had crashed through the portal of the Looking Glass hatch …

reminded me of how much more emotional investment I had in the stories and the characters back then. When Charlie died, it felt real. It was a true loss, just like death is in the real world. Charlie’s death meant something. He died for love. He died a hero.

He made a choice to die. And he bore the consequence of his choice. The ultimate consequence. Death.

“Reality means you live until you die. The real truth is nobody wants reality.” – Chuck Palahniuk

Watching him play Frogger with the L.A. traffic, it looks like Charlie wants to get back to that state as soon as he possibly can.

But Desmond presents Charlie with a choice. He can keep drinking or he can leave the bar. Sounds simple enough. However, as Charlie says, and as is so typical of LOST, it’s not much of a choice. Charlie has the choice of a luxury hotel, piles of money and the undying gratitude of the ominpotent King Widmore … or he can just go to hell and try and score a fix on a corner somewhere. Seems like a no brainer. But that’s assuming that Fried Charlie still has a brain. Charlie scoffs at the idea of choice. And he’s actually got an excellent point.

One of the continuing frustrations of LOST for me is the disjointed and inconsistent way they’ve presented us with the idea of Choice. Free Will. How much choice did any of the characters ever have over their initial fate of being dumped out of the sky onto LOST Island? How much choice do they have even now, as an entire OtherWorld of different choicemaking swirls around them, just outside their dimensonal perceptions?

Charlie returns the favor to Desmond and presents him with an even more Hobsonian choice. He can get out of the car or he can be “shown” the thing that Charlie knows.

As he once asked Mrs. Hawking “Why would I ever go to an Island?”, Desmond asks Charlie “Why would I get out of the car?” Just as Charlie chooses to make his choice for him.

“You don’t do it because you choose to, Desmond. You do it because you’re supposed to.”

I think it all comes back to another old school LOST Easter Egg, one of those we’ve lost sight of over the years: Enlightenment Philosophers.

David Hume, 18th century Scottish philosopher, and namesake to our own Scottish timetravelling mascot, grappled with the dilemma of determinism vs. free will. Ultimately he decided that free will was not incompatible with a fate-based view of the universe, because in his view, the only way a person could make an actual “free” choice was if they knew ahead of time what the consequences would be. In other words, unless cause and effect were fixed and immutable, a person would be unable to evaluate the potential consequences of his actions and would therefore never have any basis on which to make a choice. In Hume’s philosophy, it’s the consequences of our choices that make them free. Without consequence, choice is meaningless.

This, I think, is the dilemma we are presented with by the alternate parallel reality of OtherLOST. The way I see it, there are two possible outcomes in front of us. Either the Sideways World is a false world, an illusion, as both Charlie and Daniel implied, and must be destroyed. Or the Sideways World will become the ultimate reality.

Let’s take the second possibility first. Perhaps OtherLOST is the clean slate we heard talked about as far back as Season One’s Tabula Rasa. Maybe all of them will die on the Island – which seems ever more likely each week – and thanks to Desmond’s discovery of the powers of “spectacular, consciousness altering love”, all of their consciousnesses will just time trip over to the fresh shiny new world where they can get a spectacular, consciousness altered do-over. They’ll be allowed to pack up only the schmoopiest of their memories, the ones drenched in honey colored memories of blissful, rapturous love, and armed with that battery pack of Twu Wuv, they’ll live out the rest of their existences in a better, happier place. A place without magical mystery Islands and course corrections and warring gods and tropical polar bears. A happy ever after befitting the fairy tale title of this episode. That would be nice I guess. A kind of bland, lifeless denouement to my way of thinking, but it fits with a St. Elsewhere snowglobe kind of ending. I think it’s possible. Anything’s possible with this freaking show.

But here’s the problem with it. It’s also a world without Consequence. It’s a world where it doesn’t matter that Sawyer killed an innocent shrimp seller. It doesn’t matter that Kate was the only mother Aaron ever knew. Or that Sayid shot a 12 year old kid for the crime of who he’d grow up to be. It doesn’t matter that Locke went on a mad odyssey sacrificing his life trying to be special. It doesn’t matter that Jack and his Dad crisscrossed time and space trying to hunt one another down and thrash out their daddy issues. Hurley’s numbers don’t matter. It doesn’t matter that Sun and Jin made a baby girl together, who is growing up somewhere in Korea, waiting for her mommy and daddy to come home. None of it matters. All the consequences of all the choices just get brushed into the trashpan and everyone starts over fresh, as new people, making new choices. But if consequence is an irrelevance, then what meaning will those new choices have? What is the point of Choice without Consequence?

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.
– Philip K. Dick

Charlie tells Desmond that the vision he had of Claire was real. It was the truth. Is that so? Maybe it is, but maybe it’s not in the literal sense that we may be understanding it. As I noted, there was little in Charlie’s orgasmically ecstatic speech that sounded like human love the way we experience it here on earth.

It’s easy to idealize love, but the transcendent love Charlie is describing happens in the realm of deep Zen meditation, not in the bedrooms and kitchens and streets and parks of our workaday world.

The best that most of us can ever hope to experience in our human relationships is a love that transforms us, that makes us better people. The kind of love Charlie died for.

The kind that Sawyer felt when he jumped from the helicopter. The kind that Kate felt when she left Aaron behind to find his mother.

The kind of love that has consequences. The kind of love that has meaning precisely because of all the blood, sweat and tears that’s invested in it. The kind of love that requires sacrifices.

What sacrifice is Charles Widmore referring to when he says he intends to ask one of Desmond? Is he asking Desmond to help save the world that his little boy lives in? Or is he asking him to help destroy it – and little Charlie along with it – so they can all hop-skip over to OtherLOST?

I think I’m finally starting to figure out why children have always been such an important feature of the LOST story. By far the most striking difference betweeen this season’s two universes has been this one.

Some might argue that another Charlie Hume can be effortlessly conceived in an OtherLOST scenario. I think the science of genetics would beg to differ with that theory, but that’s beside the point. The creation of David Shephard is proof that not everything is interchangeable between our two worlds. There is no David in Original LOST and there never will be. And if OtherLOST is a false “reality” that must be collapsed, then the blue eyed prodigy is going to disappear instantly, in the blink of an eye. And if he lives, then Ji Yeon, Charlie Hume, even poor unwanted little Clementine … all get sucked into the vacuum of nonexistence. However this thing ends, there are consequences involved.

Perhaps David is the clue we need to keep our eyes on then. It forces us to ask ourselves what is the nature of our own reality? Of our existence as separate individuals, each of us a unique and irreplaceable human being. Are we just the inevitable cellular results of our own encoded DNA? Or is our essence contained in the sum total of our experiences? Of what we’ve thought and done. Of who we’ve loved, hated, lost, found. Most of all, can we ever be separated from the consequences of the choices we’ve made?

And the moral of that is: Be what you would seem to be, or if you’d like it put more simply: Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise. – The Duchess in Alice in Wonderland

In true reality, the kind we all have to live with, this isn’t a question. We never ever get the chance to escape the consequences of our choices. In point of fact, those consequences are what our existence is all about. It’s the only thing it’s about. We may all indulge in juvenile fantasies of erasing the past, but the option to escape reality is one none of us will ever have. Most of us spend our lives distracted by the simulacra of the material world, unable to see the underlying Truth behind our existence. Most of us spend our lives living in some self created version of Plato’s cave.

That’s why I think the metaphor of the Matrix is such a powerful one for this season of Lost.

But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from.

For all the fantasy of its setting, the Matrix presented us with a choice as profoundly real as the one the Buddha wrestled with in the years before time. Will we stay asleep in this world or will we awake to reality?

My friend, what are you?
Are you a god?”
“No”said the Buddha.
“Well, then, are you a wizard?”
“No.”
“Are you a man?”
“No.”
“Well, my friend, then what are you?”
The Buddha replied,
“I am awake.”

LOST is also a fantasy, and maybe in the end, that’s all it will be. Maybe fans will be satisfied with a synthetic and sentimental end, such as many interpreted this episode to be pointing at, an ending where “spectacular, consciousness altering love” – at least as experienced by the male halves of the three psuedo-couples in this episode – buys them a free pass out of reality and into an up and running OtherVerse where none of their misbegotten choices will ever haunt them again.

Hell, I’m ready for anything in these last few episodes. Certainly all doors are still open. There’s still time for ancient Egyptian sailors to disembark on Hydra Island. Or for unicorns to come flying in and carry all the Candidates away on their backs. Who knows? Eloise might pull off that hair helmet and reveal that underneath it all, she’s been an alien being all this time.

Or maybe they’ll just reveal that OtherLOST was nothing more than one last entertaining diversion. A place for everyone who doesn’t really exist to have one last curtain call. A Bohemian Rhapsody for the Zombie Season.

That might be fun, right? It would certainly be Spectacular! If slightly less than Consciousness Altering.

Nothing can stop each of us from having our own personal preferences. Speaking for myself, the only thing I ask from any fantasy is that it have a metaphor within it that I can apply somehow to the world as I know it. In The Matrix, Neo has a choice. He can take the blue pill and go back to sleep, or he can take the red pill and Morpheus will show him “how deep the rabbit-hole goes.” Personally, I’m hoping Desmond chooses to see how deep the rabbit hole goes.

As OtherWidmore tells him, he is a man without attachments. Were we meant to take the obvious implication from that, that poor OtherDesmond had no love in his life and was to be pitied for it? Should we be assuming that non-attachment is a bad thing? Both Christ and the Buddha taught that freedom from worldly attachents was the essential first step to any kind of enlightenment.

Widmore seems to be prepping Desmond for some final battle with the Smoke Monster, a battle that his magnetic superpowers make him uniquely qualified to wage. At the end of the episode we see that Desmond is more than willing now to cooperate. What has happened to him? What did that last gargantuan struggle with the EMF Beastie do to him?

There’s no saying, but he seems to have attained a Zen like state of Enlightenment. In both worlds. He agrees to work with Widmore.Then he turns around and leaves just as easily with the impassively murderous Sayid.

It’s like he knows now that there’s no point in reasoning any of this out, because he’s seen the ultimate truth.

OtherDesmond seems to have had the same revelation. He needs to find the other 815-ers, not to tell them anything, but to show them. This “show, not tell” mantra is repeated throughout the episode so many times that I think it’s wise for us to pay attention to it. But once everyone has understood the thing that Desmond is about to show them, what choices will that leave them? Will they choose to abandon the world of reality and hop aboard the spaceship of perpetual fantasy? Or will they stay put and discover the thing that is real, the thing that is true?

Make truth your island.
Make truth your refuge.
There is no other refuge.

Déjà Vu All Over Again – 6.10 “The Package”

Another Tuesday night, another stop on the Great LOST Farewell Nostalgia Tour. Season Six is turning out to be like a trip back to the old neighborhood. Before it all ends, we’re getting one more chance to see all the faces and places we remember. Look! There’s the big bully who terrified all the locals.

Oh, and over there! The garden where Sun used to grow healing herbs, until she got conked over the head by Charlie so Sawyer could steal the guns.

Yay! Bpo Bpo lives!

And OMG! Whaddayaknow! There’s that super kewl brainwashing room from all those years ago! Room 23!

The purpose of which was …

… uh

… ?

Oh, whatever, it was wicked cool.

I’ve got to admit LOST is losing me. Here we are just past the halfway point of the grand finale season, a perfectly legitimate point at which to stop and take stock. So where are we? What has this season been all about? Where is it headed? Where are we going now that we’re close enough for the end to be in sight? I don’t know about you, but I’m totally lost when it comes to trying to figure out LOST.

I’ll start with something fairly basic – the unmistakable pattern that has emerged, where each character’s centric is framed as an homage to centrics past. This week it was KwonBack Time. For the last time.

The Kwons have become background furniture on LOST in recent years, but in this final season, it’s only right that they should be honored for their rightful place in LOST history. As with other KwonBacks, in The Package Jin and Sun weren’t two separate people. They were a pair.
Sun was playful and adventurous.
Jin was straitlaced, conservative, restrained … and hard as a rock. Yeah, baby. Even Omar wanted a second look.
They had the same passion for each other.
They feared Sun’s powerful father the same way.
OtherSun, just like original Sun, had made a careful plan to run away from home. Only since she’d never married Jin, she hadn’t had a chance to hate him, she hadn’t had a chance to cheat on him, hadn’t had a reason to learn English from her English speaking lover and so therefore it wasn’t Jin that she was dying to get away from. She was trying to run from Daddy. This time it was Jin she wanted to run to.
But just like Sun’s plan to leave Jin ended in an unplanned disaster,
OtherSun’s plan to flee her father ended horrifically as well.

In the Season One KwonBacks, …In Translation and House of the Rising Sun, Jin insisted that Sun’s father acknowledge him openly, that they marry, even if that meant he had to work for the sturgeon faced Mr. Paik.

But in OtherLOST, Jin and Sun were not that honest. They were sneaking around doing the wild thing while putting on a big front about booking separate hotel rooms.
Their hanky panky had aroused the wrath of the great and powerful Paik, and he had come up with a brilliant solution: OtherPaik sent OtherJin on a mission to L.A., to deliver a watch …

… the same thing original Paik had sent original Jin to do.
We never found out who Jin was bringing the watch to. It ended up in a pawnshop in Brooklyn after Michael Dawson sold it to buy the gun that wouldn’t kill him.
In OtherLOST we found out that Jin was bringing the watch, along with a fat wad of cash, to pay off Martin Keamy, who was then going to deliver services on the spot … and kill Jin dead.
Jin was paying his own assassin. That’s how much OtherPaik hated OtherJin. He wasn’t going to just kill him – he was going to make him kill himself. A perfect closed loop of conserved energy.

Other circles and loops were closed as we took our weekly trip down Memory Lane.

Jin’s “button your sweater” byline was recycled to good use in this episode. Jin’s domination of Sun was tweaked seductively into Sun’s ability to effortlessly control Jin.

In …And Found, a Season Two KwonBack, Locke enters Sun’s garden while she’s working and asks her, “Bad day?”

In The Package, Locke’s doppelganger, The Smoke Monster, approaches Sun the identical way and asks the same question.

In Glass Ballerina, Sun shoots Colleen in the stomach, killing her.

In The Package, Sun is the one who takes the gut shot.

Women dying from bullets to the belly is one of LOST’s most hallowed traditions.
In fact, it’s a rare woman on LOST who dies any other way! Does this mean OtherSun will soon go the way of Colleen … and of Shannon, Ana Lucia, Libby and Danielle Rousseau?

It wasn’t only Kwon memories that got reprised. Sawyer and Kate drank imaginary cocoa under the watchful green eye of Widmore’s spies -

– a dimly lit shoutout to the imaginary peanut butter that once sustained Charlie and Claire during hard times.

Jack was acting very Season One doctorlike, calmly traipsing around with his backpack full of helpful life lessons.

His scene on the beach with Sun, where he gently offered help as a caring human being, reminded me of the scene long ago in Walkabout when he reached out to Rose in much the same way. Oh, Jack, where’d you go all these years?

And having Desmond and Sayid meet up again at the submarine dock,

while obviously under very changed circumstances,

couldn’t help but remind me of the last time Desmond ended up one of Widmore’s boats.

Like other Kwon centrics, this episode was slight, delicate, concise. There’s a kind of origami feeling to all the Kwonbacks.

Sun was first introduced to us as the Korean wife who secretly knew how to speak English. In this episode, that talent left her. Apparently it got knocked out of her head by the tree trunk she ran into.

She can still understand English and she can write it. Just can’t speak it anymore. Of course, Jin can speak English now. It should make for a very interesting kabuki dance when the two lovers finally reunite and try to have a conversation.

While Sun was forgetting how to speak English, we were watching OtherSun, who apparently never learned it.

This was one of the ways that the relationship between the two realities began to evolve in this episode. The correlations between LOST and OtherLOST are becoming more intriguing. Did Sun forget to speak English because she hit a tree trunk, or did she hit a tree trunk and forget to speak English because her OtherSelf never learned how?

Mikhail Bakunin was back in this episode, looking decidedly less grizzled with two working eyes and a nice suit on.

But then Jin put his eye out! So that’s how Mikhail lost his eye, right?

Uh, except no. Original Jin didn’t shoot original Mikhail. So even though Mikhail would always lose his eye, the way he lost his eye could be different in differing realities.

I’m sure that further explains the relationship between the two worlds as well. Except I don’t think anyone can figure out exactly HOW it explains it. Which means it didn’t explain much.

Of course the most important interdimensional interface, the only one that really matters, is this one.

Original Jin had been diagnosed as infertile, making it something of a miracle when Sun conceived a child on the Island. OtherJin’s swimmers, on the other hand, do not seem to have ever had any such problems.

Since we’re all tripping down Memory Lane these days, this reminds me of one of the first reviews I ever did.

Season Three’s KwonBack, D.O.C., was an episode of unalloyed hilarity, where Juliet famously tried to date Sun’s pregnancy by the date when she’d last had sex, proving that she may have been a fertility genius, but she’d skipped seventh grade sex ed class. That KwonBack was the episode that first introduced us to LOST’s most outlandish male fantasy – Super!Sperm!

Super!Sperm! turned out to be one of the great blind alley wild goose chases for those of us who once regarded every kooky LOST plotline as an ingenious mystery to be solved. In the past, I could joke that maybe this was how the mystery would be solved.

And wouldn’t you know it? All these years later, I think that’s probably as close as we’re ever going to get to solving that particular mystery!

When Sun conceived on the Island, it was feared the child was in jeopardy, since one of the Island’s misogynistic properties was that it killed young mothers dead for the crime of having a working uterus. In this episode, we saw that OtherSun and her baby were similarly endangered.

Ji Yeon survived. Will OtherBaby make it? Is OtherBaby going to be OtherJiYeon? Or would a baby conceived from normal non-Super!Sperm! be an entirely different baby? Will we ever find out? Maybe. Maybe not.

One of the things I’m beginning to do with LOST is try and define it in terms of what it is not. Since I really have no frakking clue what it might actually be about these days, I’m trying to use the process of elimination to whittle down the possiblities.

As we were told long ago, it’s not about Purgatory.

Even though last week they seemed to be hinting very hard that it might be about Hell.

I know there’s still some science fiction fans hanging onto hope for some pseudo-scientific pseudo-explanation for the shenanigans of the Island. For years many have suspected that the freaky magnetic properties of the Island are the reason that Widmore has prized it and sought to possess it. It’s interesting that scientists at MIT have recently discovered that magnets can distort our ability to make moral evaluations. Maybe that’s what’s at the heart of our story … but I really don’t think so. At this point, I’d say it’s a fiction that any of LOST’s mysteries will ever be explained by anything remotely resembling science.

I don’t think it’s a Christian allegory either, despite the enthusiastic certainty some fans have that it’s all devolving down to some clearcut Calvinist demarcation of good vs. evil. I don’t see that happening. Jacob’s willingness to drag civilians into his family feud is too evil for me to ever consider him good. And there is nothing in the OtherLOST storyline that looks to me like either reward or punishment. I don’t think the story is going there, though it’s certainly putting on a fine show of pretending.

It’s not a Buddhist allegory either.

Although there is an occasional nod to the concept of balancing good and evil, yin yang style, it’s going to be a hard sell for them to make that philosophical point conclusively at this point. It’s a great idea, and something LOST could have been about, but I no longer see it happening.

LOST has always been a confusing story, but nothing really has befuddled me as much as trying to piece together the reason behind this season’s sudden lurch into an alternate reality. Yes, I know we’re not supposed to call it an alternate reality. We were told that it isn’t alternate or less real than the reality of the six year storyline we were striving so mightily to comprehend.

That leaves us with a Many Worlds concept of infinitely diverging realities.

With each decision, each turning point, a new set of possibilities and probabilities spring into being. In a Many Worlds universe each new possibility creates an entirely new, entirely unique reality. The new realities do not intersect. They go off into infinity as separate lines, always diverging, never converging. The moment of choice is like the moment of conception, where something that never existed before comes into being.

But now we see that on LOST, the realities are starting to converge. Mikhail’s lost eye, Sun’s lost English, the baby who may be lost … all these things seem to be echoing between the two realities.

There are other echoes. Jack’s new slaphappy demeanor seems to have taken hold just as we met an OtherJack who seemed a lot less type A.
OtherSayid seemed more deadeyed in this episode, just as Sayid has become more zombielike on the Island.

What is OtherLOST trying to tell us? The timespace for OtherLOST is 2004, while LOST Is taking place in 2007. Time travel has not stopped after all. If 2007 LOST is converging with 2004 OtherLOST, does that mean that a new past is being written? If consciousness is now skipping across time and space and theoretical multidimensionalities, then it’s not really a Schrodinger’s cat situation any longer. It’s not like the cat is both alive and dead until we make a final deciding measurement. It’s more like the cat itself is ping ponging through quantum states, interfering in the mechanics of its own hypothetical dilemma. I’m starting to get the real sense that the reason they’ve referenced Alice in Wonderland so often on this show is they want us to just shut up and bathe in the pure nonsense of it.

“That’s one stubborn tomato.”

Some have theorized that OtherLOST represents the final reality. That this time in the past will become the one true reality once the characters in the present resolve all their issues on the Island of Mystery.

This would mean a number of things. For one thing, it would mean that if this child exists,

then this one does not. Or vice versa.

It would mean that people who died on the Island could be alive again, at least for a little while.

It also means that some characters that now exist, no longer do.

In fact, since the characters of OtherLOST are not the same characters that we’ve watched evolve all these years, it would mean the entire story we’ve been watching all these years will have never happened.
We were just running around in circles, caring about and learning about and wondering about characters that never really existed. The joke was on us.

One fun fact about this episode is that it’s the first since the Season Three finale where all the credited cast members made an appearance. The Powers That Be even found some facetime for the annoying new character they decided in their infinite wisdom to spring on us in this final season.

Nerds!

Ben and Ilana traded some choice snark, which was fun, but redemption seems to have worked its magic on Ben and made him kind of … boring.

He can still bring the funny, but he’s a neutered puppy. The devious mastermind, murderer, and once omnipotent overlord of the fearsome Others has become just a witty schlub tagging along for the ride.

Ilana seems to have quite the crush on Richard.

If only he could manage to forget dead Isabella.

Claire is still seething. She’s realizing that even if she were to see Aaron again, she’d be a stranger to him. A batshit crazy stranger, at that.

But her friend, Mr. Monster, assures her that she’ll still have a chance to punish Kate. He tells her “Whatever happens, happens”, a telling change of verb tense that seems to give Crazy Claire carte blanche to murder Kate once his mission is accomplished.

Kate appeared in this episode, but aside from drinking imaginary cocoa and staring impassively into the fire, she was just a placeholder.

Sawyer’s plan to walk The Monster into Widmore’s trap didn’t turn out as planned, so the elaborate set up in Recon seems to have fizzled out already.

He confesses to Kate that he’s as frightened as she is, but he’s hiding it, still trying to deke out the Monster’s weakness and find a way to defeat him.

Jack, on the other hand, has become a zealot, a true believer, a faithful apostle of the Gospel of Jacob.

He tries in vain to convince Sun that having a Purpose! and a Destiny! is just the bestest thing ever, but she’s not buying it. Poor Sun still seems to think she’s got a chance of going home with her husband to their three year old.

Jin finds himself captured in both realities.

But we can see how his confidence has grown. On the Island, he demands that he be allowed to confront Widmore directly. And in the Other Reality, he takes command of the situation and does not hesitate to kill as needed.

At first I thought OtherKeamy seemed like a markedly less evil version, but then I realized that he was probably only sparing Jin long enough to get his paycheck.

Keamy has gotten a lot of facetime in this final season of LOST. We’ve seen more of him than we have of Rose or Boone or Charlie. I guess they figured we’d just like to watch him die a few more times. Bastards! You killed Keamy!

Since I have no idea where the storytellers are taking us with their parallel coexisting reality storyline that is bleeding into and out of their original storyline, I think I’ll revisit a storyline of considerably longer standing – the Great Almost War of LOST Island.

The one that has been almost about to happen for going on three years now. It’s not that they have always been at war. It’s more like they have always been talking about how they’re going to be at war. Like any day now.

In The Life and Death of Jeremy Bentham, Widmore told John Locke that a war was coming to the Island. The Monster again had one of those deja vu moments where he experienced the memories of the dead man he was impersonating, and he repeated Widmore’s line to Sawyer.

The NotLocke Monster and Widmore had a face down on the beach, separated by the pylons that Widmore erected to keep the Smokey One at bay. In Recon some questioned whether the Monster could have gone to Hydra Island and killed the survivors of Ajira Flight 316. We know that he can travel back and forth to the Island in his man form, so I assumed he did just that and then converted to Killer Smoke once he was there. But it’s an interesting point. Perhaps the Island has been such an effective prison for the Smoke Monster precisely because he can not travel over water. Now that he’s inhabiting a human organism all he needs is a seaworthy vessel.

However that does not explain the pylons, which appear to still be an effective anti-Monster shield. Do they also repel the Monster when he’s inside his humanoid Locke shape? Or was NotLocke just respecting the boundaries that not-yet warriors must respect? I mean, Monster has been waiting for Widmore and now there he is. Why not just leap across the invisible boundary, turn into Smokey and swallow him down like a little tasty morsel?

The Great Monstro-Widmore War can’t happen yet because that would be the end of the story. In the meantime, I guess we can still try to understand why it is that Widmore wants so badly to kill poor old Monster. Was this what Widmore was always doing on the Island? Was he Jacob’s General, and if so, why was Ben allowed to kick him out? It seems pretty obvious that Widmore is here to lead the final charge for Jacob in the battle against the Monster.

His people used darts and tazers to subdue the Losties, just like the Others did.
We can see that the Others learned their tricks from Widmore.
Widmore speaks to Jin about the Monster in apocalyptic terminology. It’s obvious that the Monster isn’t just the embodiment of evil, or that evil is being kept out of the world by keeping the Monster on the Island. The world has plenty of evil in it, with or without the Monster. Plenty of death and destruction and cruelty and violence and sin. But Widmore describes the Monster as something worse than evil. It almost seems like the Monster represents total annihilation.
“If that thing masquerading as John Locke ever got off this island, your wife, your daughter, my daughter, everyone we know and love – would simply cease to be.”
Cease to be. Is Widmore talking about this timeline, on the Island? Or does that go for all existence everywhere of everyone? Does the Monster have the power to obliterate all existences in every reality for all of infinity? Does he represent pure nothingness? Is he The Void?
I am become Death, the destroyer of Worlds. - Bhagavad Gita

Maybe we’re headed for a showdown where the Monster wins and wipes out this reality, but since OtherLOST is a reality already in progress, all of their consciousnesses can just hop skip and jump over there and go on as if nothing happened. Or maybe the Monster will be defeated and that will be how the Island sinks to the bottom of the ocean … but everyone’s consciousness will still get to hop skip and jump over to OtherLOST. Maybe that’s why they zapped this other reality into the storyline at the last minute, to give our Losties a lifeboat after the Titanic of this hopelessly muddled storyline finally sinks into oblivion.

If that is where this is headed, then what to make of the everpresent Fate vs. Free Will contest that has shadowed the plot since its beginnings?
It was interesting to me that the Monster did not snatch Sun after she’d fallen to the ground while running away from him.
Clearly he must have her. Sun was told by Ilana that she is a Candidate. It struck me as a little weird that Sun could be important in that way, after spending the better part of two seasons restricted to a one note storyline.
But it seems to be the case. We are learning a few things about the making of a Candidate. First of all, a Candidate can not be killed – not by Jacob, not by the Monster, not by Widmore. Why? I don’t think it’s because they are unkillable. I think it’s because they are all necessities. The winner in this game of unknown rules must gain possession of all six Candidates in order to prevail.
But the intriguing thing is that the Candidates must choose to align themselves with one side or the other.
The Monster can not win the game if he takes any of the Candidates by force. I am only guessing at this explanation and as with any other LOST theory, there are holes in it. Did Locke choose to be killed by Ben and donate his doppelganger to the Monster? I don’t think so.
Did Sayid choose to be drowned in the dirtywater mikvah and be resurrected as a soulless zombie? Not really.
Sawyer has chosen to be with the Monster, but he’s only there in body, not in spirit, only hiding out to try and game the system.
Now that Jin is lost, it will be harder for the Monster to ever convince Sun to join him.
And what does it mean that Widmore has now brought Jacob an unwilling “package” that quite clearly has NOT made the choice to be there?

And so at the midpoint of this last ever season of LOST, I’m not giving myself very high marks for figuring anything out. I can think of lots of things LOST is not – it’s not much of a science fiction, it’s not a monomyth, it’s not holding together as any kind of philosophical allegory. It seems like maybe it could be entitled Six Numbers in Search of Characters in Search of a Plot that Might Tie Them Together.

Maybe it’s an anthology of character studies wrapped up inside a fairy tale where the characters have stumbled into an ancient family feud and are being forced to play out parts in a story that has nothing to do with them. Once the feud is settled, perhaps the fairy tale world will just collapse, and we’ll watch all the characters, the dead ones and the live ones, head out into a non magical mundane reality that is entirely incidental to the story we thought we were watching.
There’s a problem with all this of course. We’ve known the Smoke Monster for five years, and have heard Jacob’s name for three, but their overarching myth only began in last season’s final episode. I hate to say this, but sometimes it seems like the gods came out of the machine just in time to wrap up a story that never had an ending of its own.
And as for OtherLOST … how can OtherLOST ever become the one true underlying reality? Since all of it happened the way it happened only because Flight 815 never crashed on LOST Island, wouldn’t that mean that for the last six years we’ve been watching an actual Show About Nothing?

Your guess is as good as mine.

What else can we do but keep guessing to the end? At this point we’re all prisoners.

I Alone am Escaped to Tell Thee – 6.09 “Ab Aeterno”

And I, the last, go forth companionless,
And the days darken round me, and the years,
Among new men, strange faces, other minds.
– Tennyson, Idylls of the King

When all is said and done, when the last white LOST logo falls backwards on the last black screen, it won’t be the quality or the quantity of the Answers we’ll remember. It will be the story.

Like kids around the campfire we’ve been riveted to this great big sprawling yarn, coming back year after year, begging to hear the next chapter. Soon it will all be over. But fortunately a great story – like Poor Richard – is immortal.

Now that’s not to say we didn’t get our share of Answers this week. In fact, I’m guessing that the Answer junkies out there in the audience were probably giddy that they could tick off so many boxes on their Answer checklist.

Magnus Hanso was, as many guessed, the last Captain of the Black Rock. Check!
The Black Rock carried convicts to Australia to help to populate that infamous slave colony. Check!

It landed in the middle of the jungle on the top of a giant wave during a terrible storm. Check!

The ship and the wave smashed into the Tawaret statue and left nothing standing but a four toed foot. Check!

Richard doesn’t age because Jacob magically granted him immortality. Check!

And the mysterious, bewitching, inscrutable Island of infinite possibility, it turns out, is a … cork.

Hmmm. Check?

You know what I found out this week? I found out that for me Answers don’t much matter anymore. They’re always going to be only the icing on the great LOST cake. I know we need to start accepting them one by one, but each Answer rubs off just a little bit of the wonder and makes me just a little bit sad. Like, I always imagined the Black Rock taking flight somehow, before landing on its belly on the forest floor. Knowing that it rode in on a tsunami, and that it took out Tawaret’s noggin along the way, was useful information … but it felt just a little unsatisfying. Like finding out Santa Claus is really just Dad drunk on eggnog. It’s part of growing up, part of letting go of LOST, but my relationship to the Answers has changed. I’ll take them as they come, but I’m done with using a checklist. Answers, I’m convinced, are never going to be what LOST is all about.

This episode was called Ab Aeterno, which translates as “since the beginning of time.” The title reminded us not just that Richard is very old, but that the elements to any really great story are immeasurably older. It’s the Big Picture we need to be looking at now. Not each intricate, individual Answer Tree, but the eternal, universal Sea of Stories.

The Richard we’ve known all these years as an immaculately groomed Island ombudsman started his very long life as a humble stuttering peasant.
His was a tale of infinite woe. Trying to save his doomed wife, he killed a fat greedy doctor.

Which sent him into the clutches of a fat, greedy priest.

Which left him at the mercy of a mean, greedy lieutenant named Whitfield. Very possibly an ancestor of Widmore. (Whit = wheat= Wid + field = moor = more)

He navigated each harrowing turn in his bleak little life with the unselfconscious aplomb of a cork bobbing about loose in a bottle of wine until finally he washed up on the shore of the Fate he’s been enduring for 140 years: as a plaything of the gods.

Richard came from a time before antibiotics, indoor plumbing or iphones, a time when life, especially for the poor, was nasty, brutish and short.

Except for his trip on the Black Rock, Richard had lived his whole long life on an island. He came from Tenerife, one of the Canary Islands – a fittingly tragic place for a LOST luminary to hail from.

In 1977, Tenerife was the site of history’s deadliest air disaster, with 583 souls lost in a horrifying runway crash between two airliners. In this melancholy place, Richard lived a life of hardship and misery, looking not to this crummy world but to the glorious afterlife for his reward.

Like so many others in this story, it was a murder that sealed Richard’s fate and brought him to the Island. Having accidentally killed the despicable doctor, the hoped for gates of heaven were locked to him.

All Richard could see ahead of him was the gaping maw of eternal damnation in a fiery Hell. And for someone of Richard’s time and station in life, there was nothing hypothetical or metaphorical about Hell. It was so real to him he could smell the sulphur.

The local padre was a slob who used his Godly connections to run a very lucrative con with destitute beggars like Richard. He doled out absolution like it was his own private possession and enriched himself selling criminals to slavetraders. Richard was the perfect mark for this conman.

He was above all else, a Man of Faith. Denied absolution, he wanted only the chance to accrue enough penance to save his soul from eternal damnation.

And it was that same gullible faithfulness that made him an even more convenient mark for the two ultimate Con Men he ran into on LOST Island.

Mr. Whiteshirt and Mr. Blackshirt. Or, as they could just as easily be called, Mr. Whitepants and Mr. Blackpants. I wonder why no one thought to call them that. Because I really don’t think it makes any difference. The whole black and white thing has only always been a ruse. I’m convinced of that now. The relationship of these two dudes is fascinating.

They’re like Sheepdog Sam and Ralph Wolf, who clock in every morning to battle one another to the death, and then clock out every night to share a cocktail.

It seems that the Flim Flam Twins are running contiguous cons. Jacob offers tabula rasa, a clean slate, a new life unstained by past sins.

His brother offers freedom – freedom from Hell, from being Jacob’s prisoner. He offers free will.

Jacob has magical powers, but they’re a little bit half assed. He can make a person live forever, but for those who have already died, he can’t do a thing to bring them back.

His brother’s extraordinary powers are different. His magic is that he can take on any form he chooses. He can turn himself into whoever you want him to be … or whoever he wants you to see. I think most of us have surmised that the manifestations of those whose bodies lie on the Island were The Smoke Monster taking their form.

But it’s conceivable that The Monster has always been more flexible than that. How many of the other curious things we’ve seen were ploys from his bag of tricks?

The Monster says Jacob is the devil. Jacob says The Monster is lying. The Monster says Jacob is lying when he says The Monster is lying. Last week, the NotLocke Monster told us that his mother had been insane. The more we learn about her kids, the more that starts to make sense.

Divine providence didn’t shine on these boys equally. Jacob gets to have a human body. He gets to have a name. His brother gets neither – although he does seem to like to be called “Friend”. What’s more, he’s Jacob’s captive. Like Richard, he can not be killed, but like Richard, he’s trapped within a place that’s more purgatory than paradise.

Jacob compares his no-named brother to the darkness inside the wine bottle. Jake has the job of keeping the evil genie inside the bottle.

I’m not sure what Jacob thinks he’s actually accomplishing. It’s not as if he’s got all the evil in the world bottled up on LOST island, no matter how proud he is of himself. The world that Richard came from was already full of greedy doctors and wicked priests and slavery and sickness and violent, painful, terrifying death. How much worse is it going to be if Jacob takes the cork out of the bottle? Are we talking the Hellmouth here?

Is No-Name the Master?

It’s worth noting that the Hellmouth did not spring forth fully formed from Joss Whedon’s imagination. People in the Middle Ages believed in a howling chasm below the Earth squirming with fiends, gargoyles and demons.

The concept of a Hellmouth corresponds to the pocket of supernatural energy that seems to be trapped within LOST Island. And there is still a lot of credence for that idea.

I’m in the camp that believes, not that it matters, that the ship we’d seen approaching the beach in The Incident was indeed the Black Rock.

As it approached the Island, it became trapped in a violent electrical rainstorm, much like the one Frank had to steer Desmond through in The Constant. Passage to or from the Island seems to involve navigating some kind of turbulent EMF-infused moat.

For those still looking for science fiction in this fairy tale, there is plenty of evidence left over for a theory that the Island represents a pocket of super forces, created by an electromagnetic anomaly of ginormous proportions. But that wasn’t what this episode was about.

As a 19th century Spanish Catholic, the Hell that Richard feared was a place of merciless, incessant torment, a place that made perfect sense within a universe where insignificant humans accepted their plight as toys to a capricious God. A God who could punish men for failing to avoid the Evil that he himself had forced into their path.

The black and white morality of the Catholic Church made perfect sense to Richard, made him an easy subject for the Flim Flam Twins to manipulate. The question for us to consider is whether the writers are also expecting us to buy into this binary moral universe – where black is bad and white is right – or if they’re counting on us to have just a wee bit more intellectual sophistication.

LOST has winked or nodded at almost every religion and spiritual belief system known to man. I am not ready yet to accept that they’ve settled on something this simplistic as their final metaphysical metaphor. I don’t consider myself all that demanding when it comes to LOST’s endgame, but I might just have an actual cow if LOST turns out, after all this, to be about nothing more than:

When Richard finally decides to align himself with Jacob, he brings a message back to The Monster.

The white rock that he hands to The Monster is the same rock we see NotLocke toss into the ocean in The Substitute, calling it an “inside joke”. I think the joke is on us, or on any of us who are being tricked by this black-white sleight of hand.

I have no problem describing The Monster as Evil. He’s done enough coldblooded killing to qualify hundreds of time over. But there’s no way I’m ever going to be able to see a way clear to identifying Jacob as Good.

It’s not just because he’s a smug, sanctimonious dick. It’s not just that he’s the one who is free to go “walking up and down in the world”, like Satan does in the Book of Job. He tells Richard that no one gets into his temple unless invited by him. He says arrogantly that the is the one who brought the ship to the Island, that he continues to bring people to the Island – in order to prove The Monster wrong.

Does that mean he brought everyone who came to the Island? Even the Dharma Initiative?

I’d like to have seen that negotiation process. From what we’ve witnessed, Jacob doesn’t exactly invite people to the Island. He more or less connives and manipulates or, when necessary, has his playing pieces arrested in order to get them to the Island.
Everyone on the Island, it seems, is there as a function of Jacob’s imperial Will. What gives him the right to control the lives of people this way? He doesn’t say, doesn’t seem to care about that. He needs to bring people to the Island so he can use them as pawns in the blood feud he’s got going with The Monster. He seems to think he’s giving them a great gift when he washes their past clean, but he doesn’t address the fact that they’re getting this second chance while trapped on an Island of Mystery with a bloodthirsty Smoke Monster that eats most of them for lunch and then spits out the bones.
Those who don’t get killed by The Monster more often than not suffer and die some other way. But Jacob takes no responsibility for what happens to the pawns he throws into the Thunderdome. He seems to think he’s hot shit because he doesn’t “intervene” … you know, after he intervened all these poor suckers onto the Island in the first place. Jacob grants himself a clean conscience, but does that mean we have to give him a free pass? In the end, who is more responsible for all the suffering we’ve seen on LOST Island? The Monster that terrifies and destroys, or Jacob who feeds him fresh victims every chance he possibly can?

Since this is LOST, even an Answerpalooza episode like this one raised more Questions than it answered. For instance, if Jacob is the only thing keeping The Monster trapped, why isn’t he free now that Jacob is dead? And what kept him caged in on all the occasions when Jacob went off Island, shopping for Candidates to give his magic touch to?

Speaking of magic touches, I don’t believe we have any explanation for the black gloves Jacob wore so he wouldn’t have to touch Ilana. Does Ilana have cooties? Why was she bandaged? And what meaning does it have that Mr. Whitey was wearing black when he travelled to her bleak Russian hospital bed to ask for her help?

Jacob asked Ilana to help protect the six remaining Candidates. So this group represents the end of the line. What then? What happens when the last Candidate dies? Or leaves? Does that mean The Monster wins? Is that what makes the stakes so high?

Why would anyone be willing to replace Jacob anyway? Does this look like a fun job? Alone for all eternity, keeping watch on a Monster who tries every day to kill you, all while constantly interviewing candidates for the inevitable day when he succeeds … Who would ever want a job like that?

Why did Jacob fight off Richard’s attack but not Ben’s? Why can’t Jacob just destroy The Monster? And why can’t The Monster kill Jacob himself?

Richard was given the ceremonial dagger to kill Jacob, the same pugio that Dogen had given to Sayid.

It came with the same instructions – to use it before the victim had a chance to speak – and in both cases it failed to hit its mark, although for different reasons.

The Monster seems to be quite literally unkillable, but Jacob, as we know, can die.
What exactly is Jacob trying to prove to The Monster? If Diogenes finally finds that one honest man, that one incorruptible soul, will that somehow neutralize The Monster’s Evil? Is that what the Candidates are for? Not to take over Jacob’s seat as Prison Warden, but to turn the Island’s secret power from Evil to Good? Is that what OtherLOST is all about? If Jacob finally proves his point to The Monster, does the Island just go away … or sink to the bottom of the sea? Become a non factor in the world? Can all the Candidates have alternate destinies and just live ordinary, middling happy lives in an ordinary, middling world? Is that what we’ll ultimately see happen at the end of the story? And if the story ends with the Island on the ocean floor, where will that leave our battling bros?

While we continue to ponder all the puzzling possibilities, the rat race continues. The Monster torments Richard as he lies suffering alone in the hold of the ship.

“Alone, alone, all, all alone,
Alone on a wide wide sea!
And never a saint took pity on
My soul in agony.”
– Coleridge, The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner

Like Lloyd Heinreid in The Stand Richard is a sole survivor, desperately using a nail to try and dig himself free of his chains. When exactly does The Monster start manipulating him? Is it when Whitfield comes down into the hold and starts slaughtering the prisoners?
Is it when they hear the officers being torn to shreds on the deck above them? Or when The Smoke devours Whitfield?
The onslaught of serial horrors serves the Monster’s purpose of freaking Richard out of his bugfucking mind.

In fact, it’s much the same series of events that happened to our Losties in The Pilot, when after witnessing the death and mutilation of their fellow passengers, they watched The Smoke Monster execute their pilot and toss his bloody remains into a treetop.
The Smoke Monster evaluates Richard, much as we’ve seen him do before – to Locke, to Juliet, to Eko

- and for the time being at least, he spares his life.

Is the boar that comes in to eat the rotted flesh also The Monster? Is it another atrocity designed to pulverize Richard’s defenses?

We know from Outlaws in Season One that The Monster sometimes enjoys being a boar.

The Monster lets water pour into the cell, but none of it is within reach of Richard’s mouth. The whole time he is dying, we keep watching him try to live.

But when the boar runs by him and knocks the nail out of his hand, Richard’s despair is complete.

That’s when The Monster decides to pull the trigger on his scam.

“And is that Woman all her crew?
Is that a Death? and are there two?
Is Death that Woman’s mate?”
- Coleridge, The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner

The Monster brings Richard one last false hope before he reels him in.
Ghost Isabella warns Richard that they are both dead and in Hell – the very words we hear Richard say at the beginning of the episode, the words Anthony Cooper said to Sawyer before he was killed in the belly of that same ship.
The Monster grants the lovers one scant joyous moment of reunion
… before he kills “Isabella” one more time, rips her to pieces and lets Richard hear her agonized screams. Richard tries desperately to save her one last time, but it’s futile.
Totally bereft, totally helpless, totally hopeless, Richard is softened up well and good by the time Randall “The Monster” Flagg finally climbs down the ladder to claim his prey.

The Monster asks one thing of Richard in return for saving his life – the same thing he asked when Ben summoned him in the Temple basement. Like the resentful child I think he is deep down, the only thing the monster wants is “anything I ask” – which in this case means “kill the devil”. Richard agrees. In return, The Monster promises Richard, just like he promised Sayid in Sundown, that he’ll grant him his heart’s desire. Isabella.
Richard, not stopping to consider the limitless possibilities for unintended consequences in this situation, sets out to slay the dragon. Little does he know, as he races along on his rickety bowlegs, that he’s only running from one con game to another.

“As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods; they kill us for their sport.” – Shakespeare, King Lear

Richard is weak and easily bested by Jacob, who rudely baptizes him and then makes him an offer he can’t refuse. Still pretending he’s the High Priest of Free Will, Jacob decides he could use a translator, an intermediary to help him influence all that free will he says he’s not going to influence.

Like when he sends Richard to Portland, Oregon to recruit Juliet for the imaginary firm of Mittelos Bioscience.

Or when Richard is sent to test the specialness of the six year old future Candidate, John Locke.

Jacob freed the trembling peasant who feared God’s eternal damnation as a murderer. But a funny thing happened on the way to redemption.

Somewhere along the way, the good God fearing Man of Faith became the co-author of a gruesome Island genocide, along with one of Jacob’s other murdering acolytes, Ben Linus.

Somewhere along the way, something went horribly wrong.

I think we’re probably going to have to face the fact that this is a story without a Good Guy. Just like it’s not about the Answers, it’s not about Good Guys and Bad Guys either. So what is it about then?

It’s not about Prophets. It’s not about following the leader. It may be reminiscent of Biblical chapters where God and Satan played dice with the lives of human beings, like they did with Job or with Adam and Eve, but it’s not really about that either. Jacob can’t absolve sin. He can’t reverse death. He isn’t God. He just plays one on the Island.

“The absurd is sin without God.” – Camus, The Myth of Sisyphus

The Monster has a bit more charisma than Jacob, I think, and there’s something oddly sympathetic about him. As NotLocke last week, he told Sawyer his philosophy was “Kill or be killed.” We hear Whitfield use the same phrase as he systematically butchers the captives so he won’t have to compete with them for resources.

What happened to The Monster that he settled on this ethos to guide his life? He doesn’t have a body himself. What does he mean when he says he was betrayed and his humanity stolen? Was he once killed, at least in the physical sense? Was he the victim in some ancient melodrama we have yet to witness? Did the Island keep his spirit alive after death and has it now distilled into a supernatural force of rage and retribution? Did Jacob create The Smoke Monster?

Whatever happened, Richard is now caught between two masters. Having faithfully served Jacob for a century and a half, his disillusion drives him back to The Monster, to take him up on his ancient offer.
He calls out to the omnipresent Monster that “I changed my mind”, but though he hears, The Monster doesn’t answer.

And it’s just as well really. Running from one false prophet to another is an exercise in futility. In absurdity. It’s the same madness the button pushers were driven to by the 108 minute clock in the Swan Hatch.

Richard may not be trapped in Hell, but he is trapped in a world where God is dead. Without God, without death, without love, without freedom, what can save Richard from his vast despair? Isabella is dead, on the other side of that great unknown where Richard can never go.

That’s where Hurley comes in. We see him early in the episode, looking surprisingly sane as he babbles in Spanish to the night air.

Later, after he has translated Isabella’s ghost-speak for Richard, Hurley talks briefly to the air again, after Isabella has gone. Who is he talking to when he says “Got it”? He tells Richard that Isabella told him he has to stay and stop the Man in Black from leaving the Island and sending them all to Hell. In other words, he has to stay to save the cheerleader and save the world.

Personally, I think Hurley lied to Richard when he said Isabella told him that. That sounds to me like Jacob talking. By the end of the episode, I think we see just how completely Hurley has fallen under Jacob’s sway.
Hurley was the last Candidate that Jacob chose, and he was chosen for a very special talent that he alone possesses. Miles may be able to speak with the dead, but only Hurley can actually see them and talk to them person to person.
It’s a beautiful scene when Whoopi Reyes brings Hurleybella to Richard for one last sad goodbye. The camera swirls slowly around the ghostly trio, delicately revealing Isabella as she comes to Richard and speaks lovingly to him and then just as delicately, as she goes away again.

“Devils can be driven out of the heart by the touch of a hand on a hand, or a mouth on a mouth.” - Tennessee Williams

It is as sad and sweet a moment between lovers as we’ve ever seen on LOST. It’s also profound. Richard can never be with Isabella, but that doesn’t mean he has to bury his heart underground like he did her necklace.
When he puts the necklace back around his neck at the end of the episode, Richard is making a choice.
He chooses to be human. He chooses to live. Trapped in the absurdity of a life without death, Richard’s only choice is between life and despair. And as he showed throughout this episode, as all the Losties have shown time and again throughout the story, what Richard wants most of all is To Live.

“…because races condemned to one hundred years of solitude did not have a second opportunity on earth.” – Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Like I said, I don’t think the Answers really matter all that much anymore. I used to think it was all going to come together like a clock, but now I’m pretty sure that if it did, it wouldn’t be the kind of clock that would ever be able to tell time. Maybe something more like this:

Having seen the statue crumble, I’m not sure we really need to know how it got built.

I don’t know if we’ll learn why the Others spoke Latin. I don’t really care what the Black Rock was doing between leaving Portsmouth, England in 1845 and taking on its human cargo in the Canary Islands in 1867. The puzzle has shifted now from this kind of arcane fact checking to trying to unravel the bigger questions of good and evil and loving and hating and living and dying.

This episode wasn’t about Richard after all. It was about the Big Brothers who are grappling over this scrap of Island real estate. Why are they there? Why do they keep dragging civilians into the middle of their battle? And why in the world should any of our Losties be cooperating with them? If the Island gods want to kill each other, what business is it of anyone else? Sawyer had the right idea last week: Let them fight it out and let everyone else get the hell out of Dodge. Not that that’s going to be easy.

If the Island is a metaphor for Pandora’s Box, a place where unspeakable Evil is kept trapped so the world can be safe from it, then there was an interesting image about halfway through the hour. As Richard lay on the wooden planks of the beached ship, surrounded by the stench of death and feeling his own end creeping nearer, he looked up and saw a buttefly fluttering around in the wisps of sunlight.

Maybe I’m just being a cockeyed optimist but I think that was an important moment. Because when Pandora stupidly opened the box and freed Evil into the world, she managed to slam it shut and keep one thing still trapped inside it: Hope. Maybe that’s the only Answer that’s going to mean anything in the end.

“Too much sanity may be madness and the maddest of all, to see life as it is and not as it should be.” - Cervantes, Don Quioxete

Man Solo – 6.08 “Recon”

Now that Jack has become destiny’s child and John has become the smoke monster, the last LOST alpha male left standing appears to be Sawyer. When last we saw him he was sitting around in his dirty drawers guzzling ethyl alcohol and thinking that he’d been born to be alone. But a few days R&R at the Monster’s backwoods campgrounds, and it looks like he’s almost a new man. He’s taking care of his friends.

And he’s starting to click into place the combination locks on a new con, one that will hopefully get him and his friends off the Island for good.

It’s like he wrung the last bit of Dharma dweeb out of his hair and remembered that he is the awesome James Ford, badass extraordinaire.

Or not.

OtherJames wasn’t that much of a badass. He was a lonely sad manwhore who ate frozen dinners at night in his dreary apartment while watching corny vintage tv by himself. In some ways his life, like the lives of the other OtherLosties, was marginally better than it had been in the original timeline:

He was a cop, not a crook. He didn’t seem as angry, but he wasn’t half as good at playing women.

He did have one good close friend.

He hadn’t killed anybody. He hadn’t yet become his enemy.

And even though he was on the right side of the law this time,

he still got paid to get laid.

Badges and Sawyer have gone together since the Pilot Part Deux.

And a badge was very useful to him during his long con as Dharmatown’s Deputy Dawg.

The pigeon drop in the opening scene of OtherLOST paralleled our first glimpse of Sawyer in his mirror episode – Season One’s Confidence Man.

One thing I did wonder about: can cops have sex with their suspects? While their backup listens in electronically? Wouldn’t that be entrapment or invasion of privacy or something else that would get a case thrown out in five seconds? I know, I know, that wasn’t the point. The point was that OtherJames was still a sexy ass beast. That’s a constant.

OtherJames, like the other OtherLosties, was sorta like Sawyer and sorta kinda not. He told Charlotte his inspiration to become a cop had been Steve McQueen in Bullitt.

And he definitely had a little bit of that going on.

But he was also a shady, sketchy, roundheeled kind of cop. We’d already seen how he let a handcuffed Kate escape the authorities in LA X.

In this episode, he was abusing his LAPD credentials to track down the same lifelong enemy, Anthony Cooper, that Sawyer had dedicated his life to killing. Which means he had the same horrifyingly tragic event in his past.

The big important things don’t seem to change in OtherLost. Hurley still wins the lottery. Locke is still in a wheelchair. Jack is still a big spinal surgeon. Kate is still a fugitive. And James Ford is still the broken boy whose father killed his mother and then himself because he got so jealous he lost his mind.

Just like Sawyer, OtherJames is bent on murder. He doesn’t seem quite as dedicated in his vengeance, but it still dominates his life.

He still uses sex as a drug to numb the pain. He still lies and schemes and hides behind his charm as he waits for his chance to kill his enemy. And he still hates himself.

The mirroring we’ve grown accustomed to in Season Six continued in this episode.

This eighth episode of Season Six was titled Recon, an obvious shoutout to the eighth episode of Season One, Confidence Man,

where Sawyer confessed to Kate the same sad tale of family woe that he confessed to Miles in this episode.

There were echoes of other Sawyer-backs. OtherJames on patrol wore an outfit a lot like the one Sawyer wore in Outlaws on the most fateful night of his life.

He made a trip to Hydra Island,

the place where he’d learned his most life altering lesson in Every Man for Himself.

LaFleur was the safe word that was used to call an end to his charade with the pigeon.

He was engaged in the same kind of sophisticated fakery that he demonstrated with such flair in that same episode.

And, as in every prior Sawyer centric, the character that dominated the subtext of the storyline was …

… Kate.

This was a great Skatey episode. It had tackles, just like the old days.

Hell, it even had bars!

It may have been Sawyer’s episode, but every other scene, rotating in a kind of back and forth flip show, was about Kate. Just as Kate’s latest centric featured the critical moment when Sawyer let go of his Dharma dream,

Sawyer’s centric focused on the moment that Kate and Claire had their long awaited confrontation.

And I’m going to have to say this flat out, to all those besotted fanboys who haven’t yet accepted that Juliet is …pssstdead, the reason for that is this: Sawyer’s story and Kate’s story are indelibly linked. They always always have been. And not to rub it in, but it’s starting to look like they always will be.

I’m not sure how this glaring, boldly presented plot point has been missed by anyone. Last season, we watched Juliet turn from complex scheming genius to a clinging, whining female who killed herself – much like Sawyer’s father – because she got so jealous she lost her mind. Some fans apparently dug this sad deconstruction so much that they have been steadfastly refusing to let it go ever since, to the point a kind of derangement syndrome seems to have set in. This episode should have hit them like a big red flying toolbox to the noggin.

But if not, maybe I can help.

You see, LOST is a tv show that has been weaving the tapestry of its story for more than five long years. And all across those years there have been certain common threads. In the case of Sawyer, the common thread from the beginning has been …

… Kate.

Let’s start with the books on Sawyer’s dresser. All of them are books we’ve associated with LOST’s most famous reader, but I’m not going to get all esoterically literary here. It’s not half as complicated as all that. In fact, it may just be the utter simplicity of it that makes it so invisible to the nerd herd out there.

First there’s Watership Down, the book “about bunnies” that was left lying on top of Sawyer’s clothes when he was skinny dipping, only to be discovered by …

… Kate.

Then there’s A Wrinkle in Time, the book Sawyer was painfully reading right before he was dragged off for an eye exam by …

… Kate.

And then there’s Walker Percy’s Lancelot, the book Sawyer was reading the day he gave one of his guns for a recon mission to …

… Kate.

I’m befuddled about this memory lapse by reviewers who seem to have otherwise photographic memories of LOST’s arcane plot twists and mysteries. Is it part of the same Kate Hate that causes fanboys to repeat the same lame PleaseKillKate “joke” on every message board they can find? Do they secretly long for a leggy blond to become fixated on them to the point she’ll kill herself if she can’t have her man exclusively to herself? Or do they just have a thing for really big, ugly flowers?

I’m not going to belabor this point any further. I’m just saying that it’s time to move on. Juliet is as dead as Claire’s squirrel baby. This is a show with a history that didn’t start last year. Sawyer’s moving on and so can we all. It’s time.

Besides, it’s not as if you won’t see Juliet again. I love these avis that were made by geekfreak over on Oh No You Didn’t. They picked up on the hat thing over there too, and you know what they say about what it means when the hat fits:



There is one important book that isn’t sitting on James’ dresser.

Sawyer already mentioned Of Mice and Men in The Substitute, when he asked The Monster if he’d read it, and The Monster said no. Maybe OtherJames hasn’t read it yet either. Maybe that’s because he’s still living it.

“A guy goes nuts if he ain’t got nobody. … I tell you a guy gets too lonely and he gets sick.” – John Steinbeck, Of Mice and Men

There was a very poignant quality to James’ life in the OtherLOST. He seemed somehow softer, more breakable.

Especially when compared to the hardbitten badass he’s become on the Island.

Nothing much can hurt Sawyer now. He’s been through so much, he’s bulletproof. It’s not that he wants to die exactly. He’s still trying his best to survive. I think it’s more than he’s willing to die now. But he’s also willing to live. He’s not giving up. It’s just that he’s lost all fear.

Sawyer has been engaged in some very high level diplomatic discussions with both the Island’s Deity

and its Royalty.

He’s taking a very interesting tack. The Monster tells Sawyer that he trusts in his ability to bring back good reconnaissance – because he says Sawyer is the best liar he’s ever met. Considering The Monster is probably about two thousand years old, that’s a pretty bold statement. But is it accurate?

“Truth alone wounds.” – Napoleon Bonaparte

Sawyer never seemed like a good liar to me. He’s a good faker. He can pretend to be somebody else with complete ease. He’s James Ford who became Sawyer who became LaFleur who became …

the man with no name. Sawyer’s looking more Clint Eastwood than Steve McQueen on the Island. He’s not a dashing action hero. He’s more the noble loner. And he’s got his own Fistful of Dollars game going on between the two warring clans. Maybe Sawyer’s higher purpose has been revealed.

On Detective Ford’s desk in L.A., there’s a small statue in the corner, a Franciscan monk, holding a child, perhaps the Christ child, in his arms. It could be St. Anthony, patron saint of lost things.

It adds another grace note to the mystery of Sawyer’s purpose on the Island.

Who is Sawyer protecting and how will he be able to do it? Will it be him that has to end up protecting the Lost Souls by staying behind – or dying – to protect the Lost Island?

The Monster has sent him to the other island, Hydra Island, to gather information on the situation there.

The Monster pretends he is sending Sawyer to discover the fate of the Ajira passengers, but of course he already knows their fate. Since obviously he killed them himself! That’s not really why he’s sending Sawyer over there.He needs to find out what’s happening with the man who has been coming to the Island all season, the one – I’m guessing – that Jacob has been expecting.

It’s a familiar face, but one that represents one of LOST’s least understood mysteries. What is Charles Widmore’s agenda after all? Does anyone really know? We know he came to the Island as a very young man. Or perhaps he was even born there.

We know he grew into middle age on the Island, that he comforted Ben after his trip to the Temple and that he fathered a crazed genius son with Eloise Hawking.

We know that he was eventually banished from the Garden of Eden by Ben Linus, after he’d created a mutant Human-Island child with some as yet unknown Earthling.

Ever since then, Widmore has apparently been tootling about the world in his submarine, trying to come back to the Island. But why? What does he want with it? And what is his connection to The Beast who has been trapped there for all these centuries?

It’s a tessellated mystery that feels like getting lost in a maze. For instance, let’s assume that it was The Monster, in the form of Christian Shephard, that sent John Locke back to the mainland to look up Eloise Hawking, an appointment that Locke unfortunately had to adjourn due to some unavoidable unpleasantness.

The upshot of Locke’s journey was that The Monster took over his likeness and the five potential Candidates (or Recruits?) got returned to the Island. So who did this benefit?

Clearly The Monster. That’s all well and good, but there’s one hitch in all of it. The Monster sent Locke to Eloise Hawking – who is a person very intimately connected to Charles Widmore.

Does that mean The Monster and Charles Widmore are in cahoots? Is this The Monster’s ride to the freedom he craves?

Why then is Jacob looking forward to his arrival? Is Sawyer being walked into a trap? Is the con man getting conned again?

That’s hardly the only possibility, of course. Widmore is setting up pylons to keep The Monster penned away from him. So, it’s also very likely, just as likely, that when The Monster gave Hawking’s name to John, it was Eloise – and by extension, Widmore – who was being conned. The Monster knew exactly how Mrs. Hawking would react, knew she’d tell the Candidate-Recruits how to get back to the Island. He couldn’t have known Ben would also go and murder Locke, I don’t think, so that part might have been a bonus. The Monster’s con of Widmore was even more successful than planned. But now Widmore is back to even the score, and Jacob has been counting the days until he gets there. So what’s in the closet?

Sawyer is now in the middle of this grudge match. And he’s handling it in an interesting way. He’s not telling any lies at all. Not to anybody. He’s just letting himself be used as a conduit. He tells Widmore the truth about NotLocke. Then he tells NotLocke the truth about Widmore. He’s hoping to let the two of them duke it out while he rides out of town in a puff of smoke. With Kate. Naturally.

Sawyer’s con may or may not be successful, and he may yet get caught in his own trap. Widmore knows they don’t trust each other and Widmore doesn’t look like an idiot to me. He’s not taking Sawyer’s word at face value. I’m guessing Sawyer realizes that. The Monster, on the other hand, strikes me as rather gullible. Almost the way a child might be.

This is just my impression. I admit I’m bewitched by the beauty of Terry O’Quinn’s portrayal of this fascinating creature. I find myself imagining the details of the fairy tale that underlies his existence. He reminds me at times of a big misunderstood monster who is trapped on an enchanted Island by a spell he is struggling to break. He lives in a cave, like Grendel from Beowulf and he is, like Grendel, a bit of a twisted mama’s boy.

In this episode, The Monster confessed his secrets, separately, to Sawyer and to Kate. He told Sawyer that he wanted only to leave the Island. He whined petulantly, like a peeved adolescent, that everyone thinks they need to protect the Island from him, but all he wants is to get the hell off of it. He just wants to leave home, dammit. Can’t the bloody authority figures stop trying to keep him caged up and let him do whatever he wants?

Maybe The Monster chose to kill John Locke, because Locke was so hell bent on protecting the damn Island. But the only reason he was trying to protect it was because he’d looked into the Monster’s eye and found it beautiful. In other words, the Monster forced Locke to protect the Island he didn’t want protected. See? The Monster, among other things, is insane.

The Monster also confesses to Sawyer that he does not want to be killed. In other words, he still considers himself to be alive.

The being inside Locke’s body, the force within the Black Smoke Monster’s tornado – that spirit is the essence of a soul that has never died. At least according to him.

This is one of the deepest mysteries of life. And it’s one of the deepest mysteries on LOST.

“Dying is not romantic, and death is not a game which will soon be over… Death is not anything… It’s the absence of presence, nothing more… the endless time of never coming back… a gap you can’t see, and when the wind blows through it, it makes not a sound…” - Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead

As children, we wishfully refuse to believe in the finality of death. It is easy to get children to believe in a heavenly place where those we love will wait for us, just as we remember them, until we get there ourselves to see them again. It doesn’t seem to dawn on children that they’ll have to be dead themselves before they get there.

That’s part of what Papa Ingalls is telling Laura in the Little House on the Prairie scene that Sawyer watches in his sad little apartment.

The episode is called “Remember Me”, and in it Pa tries to comfort Laura as a neighbor’s death approaches, reminding her that as Christians they believe in an eternal heaven where her soul will travel after death. He tells her that “people aren’t really gone when they die.” And as ironically presented proof of this, in typically subversive LOST fashion, we have our unkillable Smoke Monster. Who is all kinds of dead. But definitely not gone.

How did he get trapped on this Island? Why is he being trapped there? Who is he to begin with?

Ever since the bloody handed boy appeared to NotLocke in The Substitute, I’ve been imagining that The Monster has been on this Island since he was … that boy. Something horrific happened to him, or was done by him, when he was just a child on the magical Island. After this week, that explanation feels a little more certain.

The other person The Monster confided in was Sawyer’s mirror character in this plot – Kate. On the surface, The Monster seems to be playing Kate, offering her something she really wants, just like he did Sayid. He saves Kate from Claire’s killing rage, and then goes to comfort her, to assure her that she will not be harmed because of him. He takes her aside and tells her a long story, about how he was badly damaged as a child by a mother who was insane, and now he wants to be sure that little Aaron doesn’t end up with a pyscho mommy like he had.

He conveniently leaves out the part where he is the reason Claire went crazy in the first place. He plays into Kate’s heart’s desire – her love for Aaron, her wish to be his mom. But it didn’t seem to me like Kate was taking the bait.

She gave The Monster a sympathetic ear, but she kept her wits about her. Now that Kate has been wedged out from under Jack’s left butt cheek, she’s starting to seem like an intelligent human being again. And it sure looked like the Monster appreciated her. What was he looking for from Kate? Why so courtly and polite?

There were a few moments during their talk on the beach when The Monster looked for all the world like a troubled little boy, trying to get someone to understand how hard he’s had it. He knows he’s messed up. He’s trying to be honest with himself, and face up to his personal issues. But you know who’s really to blame, don’t you? It’s always the mother’s fault!

The Monster is the true Man with No Name in this story. We still don’t know what to call him. When we first learned that Jacob had a companion on the Island, many began to refer to him as Esau – Jacob’s twin from the Book of Genesis.

Now we have a new piece of information. We know that The Monster considered his mother to be a crazy woman, and whether or not that’s true, it adds a new dimension to the story. Esau, after all, was the son the mother shunned.

“Now Isaac loved Esau, because he had a taste for game, but Rebekah loved Jacob. “ – Genesis 25:28

She actively colluded with her preferred son Jacob to have him receive the family birthright, the blessing of the firstborn, bestowed upon him by his dying father. She may not have been crazy, but I don’t think Esau ever quite forgave her. So, is The Monster really the son of a crazy mother, or is this just a case of “Mom liked you best? ”

Was the older boy – the stern one who scolded NotLocke in the jungle – was he the son that Mom liked better? Was he Jacob?

Is The Monster the bestial Esau, the brute who sold his birthright for a big pot of greasy stew?

I am imagining a story where this younger boy did something very bad. Perhaps it was the mother that he killed instead of the father, a little twist on the standard man myth. Perhaps he could not be killed because he was yet a child, so instead he was put under an enchantment to keep the world safe from his original sin. Maybe he was a baby psychotic and this was the best way for him to be punished fairly, to keep the world safe from him while still showing mercy for his youth. In his dealings with the children from the Temple, and his behavior around Claire, The Monster seemed like a kid playing Daddy.

He’s like the Boy King of the Island. Sometimes he’s Locke, sometimes he’s The Smoke Thing. But inside, he’s still just a child.

He’s Peter Pan trying to keep order amongst his Lost Boys. And what does he see in Kate? Does he see what Peter saw in Wendy? Is he looking for someone to tuck him in at night and tell him stories?

This was the big episode where Kate and Claire’s drama came to a head.

Claire was acting super creepy throughout, most creepily so when she took Kate’s hand and odd little smileys kept twitching around her mouth.

She showed her pretty dolly to Kate.

She explained resentfully that she had to make do with the little Jar Jar Baby because that was “all I had”.

Kate didn’t quite get the hint, but she figured it out a few minutes later when Claire tried to butcher her up like a rabbit for dinner.

Zombie Sayid looked on without flickering an eyelash.

I think after this episode, we can lay to rest the question of what happened to Sayid.

Sorry, kidz. Sayid iz ded.

Adieu, you wily Iraqi. We’ll miss you.

The Monster in his wisdom had initially told Claire that her baby had been taken into the Temple. This was a pragmatic move on his part. He wanted Claire to have something to hate, so that hate could give her a reason to live. That same kind of Hate is what Sawyer’s story has always been about. In LOST and in OtherLOST, hatred and revenge are the fuel that keep James Ford moving forward. In OtherLOST the hatred feels more muted. He seems like a pretty nice guy when he hooks up with Charlotte.

Rebecca Mader made her encore appearance in this episode, joining the cavalcade of reappearances in Season Six of People Who Died in seasons past. I guess Darlton still owed her some payback after that whole kerfuffle about her age … because they gave her more face time with Josh Holloway than she probably had dared wish for. I wonder if they even had to pay her.

Charlotte looked like she could definitely have had a return engagement on James’ hot sheets if she’d played her cards right. But she totally blew it. Offered a T-shirt from his top drawer, she began shoveling through his stuff like she was on an archaeological dig site. I mean, how rude can you be, Miss No Manners Nosy Pants?

I didn’t blame James for tossing her out after she yanked open his private possessions and started poking around in them. But I know the message we were meant to take from it: OtherJames is still keeping too many secrets.

“Nothing makes us so lonely as our secrets.” – Paul Tournier

He’s not just hiding his private family tragedy from his one night hookups. He’s still unwilling to open up and tell the truth to his best friend. Miles and James had a funny little bromance going on. James flirts with him, but Miles is too serious to be distracted. When James won’t admit to his lies, Miles breaks up with him. But OtherJames isn’t as hardcore as original Sawyer. He feels bad when Miles wants a divorce. He wants to kiss and make up.

They have a real heart to heart, and James’ defenses finally start to come down. He tells Miles the truth about his vendetta against “Sawyer”, knowing that Miles will never let him carry through a plan like that. He gives up on vengeance. Ruefully, he starts to hand over the folder he’s been hoarding, and at just that redemptive moment …

Boom! Who should come crashing into his life, in perfect Bullitt fashion but …

… Kate!

Sonuvvabitch! Of course! Who else could it have been? Because like I told you in the beginning, Sawyer’s story has never been about just Sawyer. It’s always been about Sawyer …

… and Kate.

The woman who met his child’s mother before she ever met him. The woman who was the first to learn his terrible secret and to slowly begin to draw him back into the land of the living. The woman that Juliet was so sure she couldn’t compete with that she chose death over trying. The first woman he ever fell in love with, after thirty some years of hard, angry solitude.

When Sawyer came upon the cages where he and Kate had been kept captive together, he found her discarded floral dress still laying on the block where she’d taken it off. It might have seemed a contrivance, but it was one the story needed. To those of us who follow the story closely, the dress doesn’t represent just the passion that Sawyer felt for Kate during those few hard days.

The first day he saw her in that dress was the day she was brought to the cages dressed in it, the day that Sawyer’s heart broke for her fear and vulnerability.

He reached out to her, comforted her, made her laugh.

He gave her food.

Uh….Fishbiscuits, anyone?

When Sawyer held the dress in his hands, he was remembering something that will keep him going a lot better than Hate will. He was remembering Love.

In Tricia Tanaka Is Dead, Sawyer first told about his fondness for Little House, and naturally the person he told was Kate.

In this episode, Sawyer was remembering the really important part of Pa Ingalls advice. Not the pie in the sky part, the magical thinking that we’ll get to see our dead loved ones again someday. That part’s not really sure, even for those who desperately wish it to be true. But the part we can count on, the part we can live by, is this part:

“That’s what life’s all about…laughin’ and lovin’ each other.”

At the end of his little recon adventure, Sawyer hasn’t really cleared anything up. He is forming a plan, but its outcome is still very uncertain. One thing, though, has been decided. Sawyer didn’t jump into that hole after Juliet. He didn’t jump into that grave. He’s alive, at least for a little while longer. And if life’s about livin’, like Pa Ingalls says it is, then maybe that’s what he best start doin’.

As the episode ends, he returns to Kate, who is recovering from her no good very bad day at the campfire.

He does what he’s always done – he makes her smile.

Then he tells her the whole truth. There’s no more lying or faking left in this con man. He’s letting the Truth do all his fighting for him. Widmore and The Monster can duke it out however they like. Sawyer will set the table and then he and Kate and whoever else wants to come will slip out the back door.

In the course of the episode Sawyer has moved decisively past being “not with anyone” to being part of “you and me”. In What Kate Does, Kate told Jin she wanted to “figure things out together” with Sawyer. Now Sawyer wants the same thing. The two Outlaws are on the same page – a place that, for all their long and winding road together, they’ve never actually been before just now.

“Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone – we find it with another.”
- Thomas Merton

The Dark Side – 6.06 “Sundown”

Shall we receive Good at the hand of God, and shall we not receive Evil? – Job 2:10

When Sayid woke up after being drowned to death in the dirtywater pool, he didn’t seem any different than we’ve known and loved him to be all these years. He was the same coldblooded killer with the same impeccable manners and the same big soulful eyes. But this episode set us straight about what happened to him. He didn’t come back as the same old Iraqi torturer with the ambiguously noble heart. He came back more like the way that Buffy came back. He came back wrong.

When someone has killed as many people, as gracefully and fluently as Sayid has, it’s hard to pinpoint what made this week’s killing spree somehow different. We’ve seen Sayid kill a lot of people, a lot of places. He’s done a country club assassination.

A post coital bullet to the belly.

He shot a hole into the heart of an innocent kid.

Killing is Sayid’s gift.

But he mostly felt really bad about it. His big brown eyes got all sad. Sometimes he even cried.

This Sayid was different. When Ben discovered him by the side of the bubbling sulfur pit where he killed Dogen and his hippie friend, he looked like a wild animal that has just ripped someone’s intestines out with his bare teeth. He looked like he’d been interrupted in his feasting on a still steaming corpse. This Sayid isn’t conflicted about the killing he just did. He enjoyed it.

” A belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.” - Joseph Conrad

Now, I’ve got to preface this recap by stating outright that I haven’t got the faintest idea what is going on with LOST this season.

I don’t know why they introduced the Temple only to ravage it a few episodes in or why the Temple was guarded by a 20th century businessman who chose to dress like a medieval samurai (Halloween costume maybe?) or where all these people were a few short days ago when the Smoke Monster was haunting Ben in the Temple basement, since they’ve made a rather large point out of the fact that, until this episode, the Smoke Monster couldn’t get into the Temple.
I’m a little nervous to keep picking apart clues now that we know that Kate’s name was in fact on the ceiling, but an editor dropped it on the cutting room floor, and the date on Aaron’s sonogram was an error, and I’m going to guess, Sayid’s Iranian passport in LA X was just a prop mistake.
This whole thing isn’t feeling exactly airtight these days. But I guess that’s ok. I can deal with a little human error and lapses in common sense, so long as they get the big things right. And I don’t think anything is much bigger than the theme of Blackness and Whiteness, and where the LOST story is going to come down on the ancient questions of Good and Evil. What I’m starting to wonder is if we’re going to get an intelligent exploration of the human dilemma or if the whole thing is about to descend into a morally simplistic comic book farce.
That’s the thing that’s got me just a little bit nervous.

I’ve always found it remarkable how LOST, at least until now, has avoided the trap of moral absolutism. LOST has been a show where we can watch a man like Sayid terrorize, betray and butcher his fellow human beings … but we can still love him and want to see him happy.

After this week, however, I think we can safely say that for Sayid, a happy ending ain’t happening. It took a long time coming, but Judgment Day is nigh. And I don’t think Sayid is going to be the only one who will have to answer to his Maker.

LOST’s Season One finale was a beautiful episode called Exodus. I watched it and reviewed it just recently, as a matter of fact. In that episode the Island child was given the name of Aaron, the brother to Moses – the great Hero who led the Chosen People to the Promised Land, with the help of a column of Holy Smoke.

It was an episode that plunged us into the dark, scary hellfire and brimstone of the Biblical Old Testament – literature’s first great horror story. In the Bible, the Lord God established his dominion over mankind by smacking the shit out of them at every opportunity, or by having his Candidates do it. He helped murder little boys for making fun of Elisha’s bald head, he helped David rip off 200 Philistine foreskins so he could buy himself a wife, he helped Samson slay thousands with just the jawbone of a donkey. The Old Testament Lord was a badass, mean-ass monster and he seemed to thoroughly condone mass murder, so long as it was being done in his name. It was, like LOST, a story where Good and Evil kept getting called out as if they were opposites, but one where most of the time, the difference between them is entirely unclear.

In Sundown, Evil and Good have retreated to their mutually exclusive corners. The office machine Dogen kept in his inner sanctum was a custom model Evil-o-Meter, designed to probe a person and pass judgment on their pH balance of moral righteousness. As guessed, this medieval contraption had previously diagnosed Sayid as a bona fide Evil Being, causing Dogen to want to do the right thing and make him dead.

It was nothing personal, just part of Dogen’s job description. He was placed on the Island to hold the scales in balance, and luckily for him, he’s got a handy dandy machine that makes moral determinism as simple a matter as flipping a switch and watching to see where the needle lands.

On his righteous right hand, Dogen wears a gleaming silver bracelet. On his sinstre, or wicked, hand, he wears a fingerless black glove.

It’s a little disconcerting how simple this has suddenly all become. What are they telling us? Black is bad and white is right? Seriously?

Sayid defends himself against the verdict of the Evil-o-Meter by saying that neither man nor machine can tell what “kind of man” he is. So what kind of man is he? Using our new parallel story world to compare and contrast, we get to ask another question as well: what kind of a man is OtherSayid?

In any reality, Sayid is the kind of man who loves Nadia.

According to Omer, he’s the kind of little brother who he still counts on to choke his chickens for him.

And although he claims otherwise, although Nadia does what she can to persuade him away from violence, OtherSayid is still the kind of man who kills with ease.

Of course, when it’s Keamy’s insipid mug that’s getting waxed, it’s hard to pass judgment on Sayid. It’s not as if killing Keamy can ever be a bad thing. There’s just something satisfying about watching that gigantic Gary Busey/Chris Walken love child bite the big one.

OtherSayid’s story is different from the OtherStories that we’ve watched in recent weeks. He didn’t contemplate his reflection in a clear mirror, as his friends had done. Instead, there was only a passing glance of his distorted image captured unexpectedly in Nadia’s front door glass.

OtherSayid was an interrogator for the Revolutionary Guard, just like Original Sayid. He was still fearsome and violent. Still a passionate lover separated from the one he loves. There were no radical departures from his story as we knew it, except of course that he’d apparently manipulated Nadia into becoming the wife of his brother, and it’s unclear if the two had ever bonded in a torture cell, the way we’d seen them do. Unlike the previous Other-flashes, Sayid’s story seems much the same. He is still an assassin. He doesn’t rise above. He doesn’t conquer his demons. He doesn’t solve his problems. We can tell that OtherLOST isn’t going to be merely a mirror story of redemption, because there isn’t any redemption there for Sayid.

The mirror parallels weren’t as strong this week. The pattern of symmetrical character centrics was broken. This episode was called Sundown, which mirrors the name of its Season One counterpart – House of the Rising Sun – but it was Sayid’s episode, not Sun’s. However, symmetry was not completely abandoned.

Just as Ben Linus had helped create a massacre in Dharmatown, his life partner in contract murder, Sayid, helped create one in this episode.

And when Ben came to find Sayid by the bubbling pool, it was a revelation to him just how completely Evil had claimed his once and future assassin.

Evil was the theme of the week. Dogen tells Sayid that the Man in the Monster is “evil incarnate”. Then he sends Sayid out to kill the Evil Thing. Many seem to believe that Dogen was lying to Sayid, that he really intended for the Thing to kill Sayid. Maybe he was hedging his bets, and hoping that whatever happened, at least one of his problems would go away.

If that’s what he was doing, then he guessed wrong. Sayid used the Magic Dagger and tried to stab the beast, but the Monster is not like his whiteshirted brother. He’s a perfect impersonator, a mirage of a human being. He may have real feelings, but unlike Jacob, if you stab a Smoke Monster, he does not in fact bleed.


He also does not kill Sayid. He’s not even that angry about being attacked. Instead, he benevolently offers to give Sayid whatever his poor tortured heart may desire. If you stay on his good side, it seems like the Monster can be quite a kindly friend.

Sayid is convinced in a flash to jump over and join up with Old Smokey and he kicks off the kill party with some coldblooded retribution killing in the same pool he was himself murdered in.

“And thine eye shall not pity; but life shall go for life, eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot.” – Deuteronomy 19:21

As the episode ends, the army of the Monster has grown manyfold, and we watch as the Evil Undead leads his flock back into the jungle. It was one of the best endings of any LOST episode ever. Eerie, creepy and strangely beautiful.
Watching the characters step over the dismembered bodies, watching them walk in a slow motion ballet towards their leader, all to the tune of a dirgelike version of Catch a Falling Star … it was breathtaking. I rewound it and watched it five times.

Unhappy spirits that fell with Lucifer,
Conspir’d against our God with Lucifer,
And are for ever damn’d with Lucifer.
– Marlowe, The Tragical History of Doctor Faustus

The song, Catch a Falling Star, is not idly chosen.

We know it as the song that Claire’s absentee father used to sing to her on his visits to her as a baby, as the song Aaron’s airplane mobile chirped out in the cradle that had been prepared for him, the song Claire wanted his future mommy to sing to him, the song Kate did sing to him. It’s Aaron’s song and Claire’s song. But hearing it echoed in such a mournful style called to mind something else.

In Isaiah 14:12, there is this passage: 
”How you are fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! “ Lucifer, the word for “morning star”, was the first damned angel that fell from Heaven. Biblical scholars will argue whether Lucifer is Satan, or the Devil, or just the most prideful angel thrust out of Heaven by the Lord, but the core concept here is that Lucifer is a baddie. That’s not in dispute. And the version of Catch a Falling Star that played at the end of this episode sounded a whole lot like a hymn of praise to the Lord of the LOST Underworld, Mr. NotJohnLocke, the Smoke Monster.

The question we’re being forced to deal with on LOST now is this: If the Monster is indeed an evil, vile thing, if he’s really “evil incarnate”, then what does that make Jacob? We can’t really call the Monster Evil if there isn’t some counterpart moral entity that represents Good, can we? Evil isn’t Evil unless it’s defined in terms of its Other. So, is Jacob all that is Good?

Let’s review. Jacob has been using a lighthouse to seek out Candidates, in order that he may manipulate them, each one individually, to emigrate to his hellhole of an Island home. He does this in order that he may use them in some fashion, to do some thing that we still don’t understand, and that none of them understand either. He does this knowing that his bloody brother will in all likelihood recruit them, and that their odds of survival are approximately 1 in 360, and that they are far more likely to end up as a smoking corpse than they are to ever see their loved ones again. So, the first question is: How can someone like him be a Good Guy?

Jacob, as we know, wears white. His Monster friend wears black. That brings us back to LOST’s earliest metaphor, the simplest symbolism known to man.
Jacob seeks his candidates with a lighthouse, a bright place that ascends to the sky.
The Monster keeps track of his recruits on the walls of a dark cave, an underworld that one descends to on ladders.
When Kate finally discovers her long lost friend, Claire, the poor girl is babbling to herself in the bottom of the snakepit.

Kate is thrown down into the pit by the arrival of the Smoke Monster.

It parallels the way Sawyer’s ladder broke loose and thrust him down into the Smoke Monster’s cave.
Claire, we now know, is a devoted acolyte of the Monster. But Kate knows none of this. She is overjoyed to see her longlost friend.

She has no freaking clue that the girl she has heroically devoted herself to saving is now a murderous lunatic. In her blissful ignorance, Kate seals her fate with Claire, by confirming that she did in fact “take” Aaron. It’s possible a more judicious word choice might have helped matters, but then again, given Claire’s state of mind, it probably wouldn’t have made any difference.

Kate is so screwed.
Claire’s alliance with the Monster does not appear to be a healthy relationship. The first appearance of this pair outside the Temple made them look like two jackals sizing up their prey.

Claire has been claimed, infected, whatever. So has Sayid. Who claimed them? Who infected them? If it was the Monster, why did it happen in Jacob’s Temple? Because it is Jacob’s Temple, right? I think they’ve implied as much. The Monster was being kept out by the circle of ash. Or by Dogen’s existence. Or by a combination of ash and Dogen’s existence. Does anybody really understand this?

Once Dogen was dead, and Sundown arrived, the Monster was free to penetrate the Temple walls and go wilding.

He killed anyone who hadn’t taken him up on his generous offer to join him or die. Kate, by hiding in the pit with Claire, was spared. Or maybe she was spared because she was a Candidate. Only I can’t tell if she’s still a Candidate since her name wasn’t shown on the wall and her Jacob touch wasn’t revisited when Smokey explained the cave to Sawyer. Is she a Candidate but not a Recruit? Is she as confused as the rest of us?

I don’t know, but I was happy to see that she remembered to snag a rifle before she joined the pod people. I have a feeling she’s gonna need that.

What plans does the Monster have for Kate?

He looked her up and down and seemed to be sizing her up very carefully when she came out of the temple, looking dazed and confused.

This group is headed back to wherever Jin and, most intriguingly, Sawyer, are being kept on ice. How the Monster makes use of having Sawyer and Kate together in his camp is a plotline I’m down with. Bring it on, and while you’re at it … please don’t keep Sawyer offscreen for two episodes in a row ever again, mkay? Thx.

Like everyone else, I’m trying to understand the symbiosis between Jacob and his Monsterly twin. It reminds me of how, in the Old Testament, Yahweh and Satan often passed their time by rolling dice with the lives of human beings.

It started with Adam and Eve, when God gave Satan carte blanche to try and tempt them to do wrong, and ended up getting them banished forever from paradise. It continued with the story of Job, where Satan asked God to make a little wager and see if it would be possible to turn the heart of the world’s most righteous and God fearing man, a prosperous and contented dude named Job. God thought it might be fun to watch the Devil toy with one of his human playthings, so he told Satan “Behold, all that he hath is in thy power.” Got that? God, the “Good guy” in the Bible, voluntarily unleashed Satan and all his unspeakable Evil upon a perfectly innocent person. For a test.

Job passed the test. Even though all his oxen and his asses and his sheep and his servants and his sons and even his camels were brutally taken from him, even though he got covered in sore boils and had to sit in his filth scraping off the scabs with a broken potshard, Job remained faithful to the Lord and praised him nonetheless. Job was clearly not a Man of Science. He was the ultimate Man of Faith. And in the Bible, in the Old Testament, that is all that God wanted from his human toys. He was the Puppet Master. Theirs was not to question why, theirs was just to do and die … and not to bitch about it.

It’s a kind of “morality” that makes no sense to our ultra civilized psyches, but it’s the kind of morality I think we may be seeing on LOST in this grand finale season. Like Yahweh and Satan, Jacob and the Monster are running a battery of tests on their candidate-recruits. And the test appears to start with a Choice. Or at least the pretense of a choice. When Sayid re-enters the Temple after meeting with the Monster, he offers the inhabitants there a Morton’s Fork of a choice. They can either stay in the Temple and be slaughtered, or they can leave and join up with the Monster who would gladly slaughter them. Most choose to leave, some stay and die.

Now, Sayid himself is acting on the basis of the choice the Monster has offered to him. The Monster is forthright with Sayid. He offers him the simplest and most desirable thing of all. He offers him “whatever your heart desires”. Really, you can’t beat an offer like that. What Sayid’s heart desires is that Nadia should live.

It raises an interesting point. We have seen that in OtherLOST, in fact, Nadia is alive. Sayid can see her, he can talk to her, he can care for her children.

But he can never have her, ever.

On one level, it looks like Sayid is punishing himself, as he tells Nadia, because a bad man like him does not deserve the love of such a good woman. But on a different level, is it possible that the Sayid we are watching in OtherLOST is the Sayid who is living out the bargain he made with the Monster? Is it possible we have glimpsed the meaning of the parallel universe? Is everything we’re seeing in OtherLOST the result of the bargains and the deals that the characters have made, or will make, with the God and the Satan of LOST Island? It’s a new possibility.

Making deals with the devil is another time honored tale. The most famous such deal was made by Dr. Faustus, when he was tempted by Mephistopheles to sacrifice his immortal soul if only his dearest wish might be granted.

In the original medieval version of the story, Faustus ends up being torn apart when it’s time for his soul to be claimed. It’s a gruesome story where his brains and guts end up splattered about his library and his twitching limbs thrown upon a manure pile. It was intended as a cautionary tale warning against anyone ever thinking that there might be some kind of upside in dealing with the dark side.

But on LOST, it’s not only the devil who is making deals. Jacob is double dealing as well. He has offered Dogen his own kind of Faustian bargain.

In return for the life of his son, Dogen had to come to Craphole Island, dress up in a samurai suit, and guard Jacob’s temple against the ravenous beast. He would never see his beloved child again. That was the price and the penalty for driving drunk and getting his boy almost killed.

We’ve seen the same kind of bargain given to Juliet in Season Three, although as always with Juliet, it’s hard to see what she did to deserve such cruelty.

Having been recruited by Jacob’s emissaries (I think), Juliet found herself stranded on this cursed Island. She begged to go home, but she was offered a deal instead. Her sister could be cured of her cancer, her nephew could be born healthy and whole … but Juliet herself could never be there to see them. This kind of bittersweet win/lose type of deal seems hardwired into the mechanics of how the Island gods operate. Even Dharma offered a blissful new life to its damaged recruits, in return for their being isolated from the world and those they loved.
Is there a difference between the deals that Jacob offers versus those offered by his opposite? I’ve read some intrepid theorists out there trying to find the distinction. Perhaps Jacob offers his candidates the kind of choice that allows them to somehow do right and improve their circumstances. Perhaps the Monster only offers his recruits the kind of choices that perpetuate the cycle of misery for them and those they love. Perhaps the Monster exploits weaknesses, while Jacob tests strength of character. Perhaps. But I wonder.

“And oftentimes to win us to our harm, the instruments of darkness tell us truths; win us with honest trifles, to betray’s in deepest consequence.” – Shakespeare, Macbeth

We know that Jacob is a manipulative bastard, but how far will he go? Was Jacob the architect of the infamous Wishing Box that brought Anthony Cooper to the Island to be killed? Did he give Juliet’s sister cancer just so he could manipulate her to come to the Island? Did he plan for Dogen’s son to be nearly killed, just so he could manipulate his father by saving him? When did he start manipulating his candidates? Is he the reason Hurley won the lottery, the reason Christian Shephard came to Sydney to drink himself to death, the reason Sawyer killed the Shrimp Guy? Just how deep does Jacob have his claws into these people anyway? And why didn’t he help Dogen, who had faithfully carried out his will? Not to keep beating the same drum, but how can such a creature ever be called “Good”?

What’s more, if Jacob isn’t Good, then how can the Monster be Bad? The Monster talks of freedom. Jacob’s manipulations have stolen the Free Will of his candidates, and the Monster seems to think he’s restoring that. Of course, his choices aren’t any less manipulative, and to make matters worse, he’s a bloodthirsty animal who seems to exult in mayhem and chaos.

Whatever we think of Jacob, at least he doesn’t seem to be in the business of disemboweling innocent redshirts. Are we dealing here with two competing evils, where Jacob is just the lesser one? Are these two guys basically Worse and Worser?

In the story of Faustus, the doctor is tempted to the dark side by being offered his heart’s desire, just like Sayid was. For him his deepest wish was to have more Knowledge than anyone else in the world. To the medieval Christian mindset, apparently, it made sense that Knowledge was an evil thing. In the Bible, Satan engineers the destruction of Adam and Eve the same way – he tempts them with knowledge. Interestingly, we see the same pattern emerging on LOST.

When Sayid goes into the jungle to confront the Monster, the first thing he says is that he wants – you guessed it- Answers! Not that he gets any, and he’s easily persuaded to want something else, but that’s what he asks for at first. When the Monster tempted Sawyer he did not offer to bring Juliet back, as he offered Nadia to Sayid. Apparently that is not Sawyer’s deepest desire. Apparently the one thing that Sawyer really wants is … Knowledge.

And the reason Jack goes ballistic on Jacob’s mirrors is because he’s so enraged that Jacob won’t tell him what the hell is going on.

The quest for Knowledge does not seem like an Evil to us. We think of it as a good thing. But maybe that’s why we’re all so confused. Maybe the root of all evil, at least in the mind of LOST’s writers, is the search for Answers. Maybe they want us to shut up and stop begging them for ANSAS!
Perhaps the Old Testament mimicry goes deeper than we suspect. Maybe everyone who wants answers is going to end up with some kind of hellfire and brimstone punishment. Could it be? Is that what’s going on here? Is that why this show gets more confusing every week, the closer we get to the end?

Who actually claimed Sayid? The Temple folk were genuinely surprised at his resurrection. How did Jacob’s Temple create a new disciple for the Monster?

Did Dogen think the Monster would kill Sayid? Does Dogen know the Monster can’t kill Candidates?

Who are all these redshirts that have been living in the Temple? And this Cindy chick with the children. It’s been years now. Is there ever going to be a reason for them to be here?

Why did we see Jack Shephard at the hospital where Sayid’s brother was taken? Was that just to inform us that Omer lives in the same L.A. neighborhood as St. Sebastian Hospital, or was that a way for Matthew Fox to get his quarter mil per episode payday?

And speaking of paydays, how sad is it to see the wonderful Yunjin Kim still being reduced to just one sad “Jin?” per appearance? Didn’t this character used to have a storyline?

And how about Jin showing up in Keamy’s restaurant? Random!

Where did Ilana and the rest of her Scooby Gang escape to when they pushed through the Stargate magic portal? I hope it’s someplace cool!

Why did Kate go back to the Temple? Didn’t she just say she wasn’t going to do that?

What did Kate see in the Smoke that howled above her when she was in the pit?
Did she look into the eye of the Island the way Locke did in Season One? Did she also find it “beautiful”? Has she been turned as well or is she just in shock?

When NotLocke and Claire, exchange little smiles and nods at the end of the episode, is that Monster code-speak for “yes, you can kill her now”?

Did Jacob put something in the water last week when we saw him crouching there?
Does that mean Dogen won’t be claimed? Did Jacob just get tired of Dogen and decide to let him die because he didn’t need him anymore?
Why didn’t Dogen throw Sayid into the same pit where he threw Claire, since he knows both are similarly tainted? Better yet, why didn’t he just kill the Evil Thing when he had the chance?
Given Sayid’s decisive move towards the dark side in this episode, should we be revisiting the clues perhaps contained in the pre-season Last Supper picture, where Sayid occupied the traitor’s spot?
It’s interesting to see that all the original Losties to Locke’s right in the picture – Claire, Sayid, Sawyer and Kate – are all now in the camp of NotJohnLocke. Does this mean Jin is the only one who can still hope to be saved?


Maybe we should stop trying to figure out the answers. Maybe we should just enjoy the ride, because whatever quibbles one might have with the story, an episode like this one is first class entertainment. There’s nothing else like it on TV and maybe there never will be again. It’s just that I didn’t even realize until I started to write this recap, that in all the years of watching this show, I’ve never been more LOST than I am right now.

The cards are being reshuffled, the players are moving again around the board. All we can do is come back next week and see what game they feel like playing with us then.

Through a Glass Darkly – 6.05 “Lighthouse”

“I, your glass,
Will modestly discover to yourself
That of yourself which you yet know not of.”
- Shakespeare, Julius Caesar

The mirror does not lie. It may play a few tricks here and there, but it cannot hide the truth. The mirror forces us to look at ourselves, all our warts and zits and wrinkles and scars.

It was very odd that OtherJack didn’t seem to recognize his own appendectomy scar, the one his Mom told him he’d gotten when he was 7 or 8. Not remembering a 30 year old scar seems downright inexplicable. I suppose it’s possible that he only just noticed it after a fresh chest wax.

Or maybe he didn’t remember that scar because he didn’t used to have it. Maybe when he looked at himself in the mirror, his parallel mind tilted just a little and was reflecting back that time on the Island when Dr. Juliet yanked his appendix out by flashlight on Craphole Beach. You may remember that scene, how he tried to micromanage his own surgery by watching it in … a mirror! It was the apex of Jack’s lifetime achievement as crazy ass control freak.

So did the scar in the mirror trip Jack’s consciousness upside down? Was he having one of those bleedthrough incidents, like he seemed to have on the plane with Desmond?

One of those weird brain farty feelings where his parallel Jackness was sending a secret coded message to his OtherJackness?
Mirrors have been used throughout history as a way to send messages.
When Jacob wanted to signal Jack about the next course correction he needed to take on his Hero’s Journey, he sent him to the top of a Lighthouse.
There Jack and Hurley found the mirrors and firepit that a primitive lighthouse would have used to make a beacon. There was also a dial to position the mirrors, with each degree carefully printed with the name of one of the 360 potential Candidates.

Lighthouses are used as navigational aids, to help sailors find the harbor, or to warn them away from deadly hazards. But the mirrors in this Lighthouse, as befits a magical Island, did more than just reflect firelight. Just as OtherJack felt an Island memory when he saw his scar, the Lighthouse mirrors gave him a reflected vision of his childhood home.

The same home we saw him visiting in OtherLOST.

The mirrors in the parallel universes almost seem to be sending semaphore across the great interdimensional divide.

This 108th episode of LOST, happening in the fifth hour of the grand finale season, was a Jackback, just like the fifth hour of the pilot season of LOST. But it wasn’t just one Jackback. It was like a kaleidoscope of Jackbackery. Mirrors were more than props. The symmetry of mirrors kept creating little jagged edges of memory, with parallel storylines reflecting onto past storylines in ever more unpredictable patterns.

In Season One’s White Rabbit, Jack chased his father through the jungle.

In a cave filled with death he found the water of life. He also found his father’s casket – empty.

In Lighthouse, Jack and Hurley rediscover the caves, still lined with rotty skeletons, and the empty grave is still there, still empty. Just the way it was after Jack finished bashing it to pieces.
Meanwhile, over on OtherLOST, Christian’s body is still missing. Jack and his mother have a meeting in Christian’s rich leather coated, booklined study, searching for the dead man’s Will.

In White Rabbit, Mama Shephard confronted Jack in that same study.

She ordered him to Australia to retrieve the body that, ever since, no one has been able to keep track of.


Once upon a time, Christian Shephard was an evil figure in the lore of LOST. When first we met him, he was screwing with his kid’s head in a most unforgivable way. I have never quite been able to decipher the looking glass advice that Christian gave to little Jack back in White Rabbit.

This is the same study where Dr. Shephard issued his famously cruel diagnosis of his son. Jack would never forget that, according to Dad, he didn’t, and never would, “have what it takes”.

Christian’s verdict was made cloudy by the jabberwocky he added about Jack not being able to fail because he’d be a total failure at failing. He didn’t have what it takes to fail – that was the gist of his very helpful lecture to Jack way back when. I think there’s a way to see that as a kind of mirror image pep talk. Maybe Doc Shephard was telling Jack that he was doomed to succeed because he didn’t have the ability to fail. Could that be it? Did Jack just need to take his father’s advice and look at it upside down and backwards in a mirror to see that it was really a form of motivational encouragement?

In any case, it seems less of an issue in OtherLOST. Christian’s bones are still missing, but his spirit lives on – rather happily, it seems. He’s not a skeery ghost in OtherLOST. He’s just a friendly face shining out from pictures on shelves in the home of his beloved son.

As has been the pattern, everything in OtherLOST is just a little bit nicer, a little bit easier, a little bit less mentally ill. OtherJack doesn’t seem to have hated his dad at all. His mom is kind and helpful, not shrewish and accusing. She compliments him on not following her down the road to alcoholism.

Aside from the fresh coat of paint, though, it’s not all that different in OtherJack’s world.

His ride of choice is still a tan Bronco. He’s still obviously a very successful spinal surgeon, with super deluxe accommodations overlooking Hollywood’s hills.

It’s a faithful mirror image of the life Jack had before, just a little bit prettier and cleaner. There is, however, one big difference. Instead of a surly disapproving father, in OtherLOST, Jack’s the proud owner of a surly disapproving son!

And instead of chasing the ghost of his runaway father through a tropical jungle, OtherJack is running around looking for the son who doesn’t want to be found.

The mirror of OtherLOST has created a symmetry that’s so perfectly fitting it’s a wonder none of us ever predicted it. OtherJack isn’t just a child of a parent. He’s at the focal point of the mirror now. He’s a parent to a child as well. He gets to experience the fun and games from both sides of the great mirror of human reproduction.

LOST is a story of many themes, but no theme is more central than the great Curse of the Daddy Issue. Father begets Son, who fights – and, on LOST, often kills – the Father, in order to become the man he’s meant to be. Jack has always been on the innocent side of that parallel, but in OtherLOST he gets to jump through the glass and try it on the flipside. The Son who resented the Father becomes the Father whose Son thinks he’s a pain in the ass.

The son who is a candidate in a different, but no less heroic, challenge than his father.

It’s a tale as old as time, and it’s the indispensable lynchpin of every manly monomyth that’s ever been told. Not every Hero gets to be father as well as son, but in a mirror story like LOST, it wouldn’t make sense for Jack to be one and not the other. See? This OtherLOST does have a point to it! In this mirror world, the line of gifted-yet-crabby Shephard men does not stop with Jack. There is an heir to the House of Shephard.

A brand new Shephard coming on the scene has to have an interesting name, something we can riff on a little. And sure enough, he does. He’s David. Namesake to the singer of the Song of David, which is the Psalm that just happens to fall at the Official Number of the Shephard Family: Number 23.

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want. – Psalm 23

In the Bible, David was the poor young shepherd that everyone remembers as the barefoot boy who slew the great Goliath with just a bag of rocks and a slingshot. Before he ever got around to that great deed, David was already famous in the royal court because he was a musical prodigy who alone had the talent to calm King Saul’s tempers by playing his harp.

Naturally then this new Shephard – David – is also a musician.

But he’s not just your average high school Gleek. He’s Juilliard bound. And OtherJack, it turns out, has become so disconnected from the life of his only kid that he never even knew it!

Take a minute to think just how much indifference and disinvolvement it would take to not realize your 14 year old son could rip off a Chopin sonata allegro agitato in front of a panel of judges.

What has OtherJack been doing all these years that he knows so little about the life of his son?

We can tell that OtherJack is still a control freak. His very neat apartment looks like a place I’d be afraid to eat pizza in. He keeps David’s room as cleanly sterile as a monk’s cell. He only sees him once a month.

But in his real home, at Number 233 House, David’s real self is spread out all over.

He’s not a Boston Red Sox fan, like Jack seems to think. He’s from L.A., so he follows the Dodgers … which you think his Dad would realize.

In his real life, David is messy. He’s an artist, not a scientist.

The story of David and Jack follows the pattern we’ve come to expect already from this brave new world called OtherLOST. David confesses that, just like old school Jack, he was afraid to let his father see him fail. Apparently Jack used to obsess over David’s musical gifts and it made the kid self conscious.

Jack realizes that he was freakishly controlling, trying to see his own reflection in his son, rather than just standing back and respecting him for who he is. He has an epiphany and vows to love David forever. Magically, that fixes everything.
They go home to live happily ever after and eat pizza and watch Dodger games together. All problems fixed. OtherLOST is almost as neat and tidy as a sitcom.

Whatever happened in OtherLOST happened so differently that the OtherLosties have all become the kind of people who can solve their own problems. It probably helps that their Other-problems are not nearly as tough. Jack doesn’t have to deal with a teenager that’s taking drugs or flunking school. Even though Jack has just said no to parenting, the kid seems to be doing fantastic. He does his homework, he plays piano, he wears a tie, he even closes up the cookie bag after he takes his one (!) cookie.

He’s almost too good to be true. His mother must have been doing an awesome job with him all those years that Jack couldn’t be bothered. It wouldn’t be LOST if an episode didn’t leave us with a tingly little mystery like this one: Who is David’s mom? What wise blue eyed woman has raised such an extraordinary blue eyed boy?

It’s the guessing game du jour. I have to confess there really is only one possibility that interests me, and I do think they may have given us a fairly pithy clue. When Jack is poking around Number 233 House, he passes by a mirror flanked by big sunhats.

Now check out the picture below of the Othertown weekly book club discussing Juliet’s favorite book Carrie. Note the mirror on the wall. Note the hats.

You thinking what I’m thinking? Granted the parameters of possibility in OtherLOST are still unknown, but I think it would be wicked cool if David’s blue eyes were a reflection of Juliet’s.

Reflection, after all, is the phenomenon that concerns us most these days. While LOST is a story that draws from many of the world’s great books, the mother of all great LOST books is still this one, written by one of literature’s greatest mirror aficionados.

We know Jack loves this book. It was the one his Dad read to him, the one he read to Aaron back in Something Nice Back Home.

And in OtherLOST apparently it’s the book that represents some lost time in David’s childhood, when Jack and he were still a family.
When Jack arrives at his old home, Number 233 House, he looks under a rabbit to find the key.
Jack is the character that chased the White Rabbit in Season One. He’s the one who went Through the Looking Glass in Season Three. Jack, let’s face it, is the Alice of WonderLOST.

Whenever one travels through the looking glass, the first thing that one notices are all the reversals. Jack reminds David about Alice’s kittens, black Kitty and white Snowdrop, who the story turns into the wild and crazy Red and White Queens.

As we would expect in a mirror story like this one, we find other interesting reversals. Kate’s number has been found! They decided not to keep us in suspense after all. She is Number 51.
She doesn’t get to have one of the magic lottery numbers, but at least she’s not crossed out. And, it’s also curious that, of all the numbers in all the sundials in all the interdimensional parallelling universes, she gets assigned to the mirror image of Ford’s Number: 15.

I like it! I’m sure many will say this is a mere meaningless accident, because hey, it could be. I mean there are only 358 other numbers the writers could have chosen for Kate and Sawyer. I’m sure it means absolutely nothing that they are palindrome reflections of each other. Nothing at all.

With a quick eye, you could find reflections everywhere in this episode.

David’s audition piece, Chopin’s Fantasie Impromptu in C-sharp minor, is the same piece little Daniel Faraday was playing in The Variable before his tender loving mother shot his piano career dead in its tracks.

I hope they don’t plan to carry the reflections out too faithfully, because that would certainly not bode well for David Shephard’s prospects in life.

Jack’s philosophical talk with Dogen at the Temple is reflected later in their Other-meeting at the concert auditions.

Dogen is the better, wiser father. He is further along the path to enlightenment than Jack is.

Meanwhile, back in Christian Shephard’s study, a cleverly placed bottle of McCutcheon’s whiskey reminds us that we’re still playing puzzles.

At the reading of his Will, we find that some things may have changed, but OtherChristian was still a lousy family man. Even though the OtherShephard family seemed a lot tighter and healthier, Christian still managed to spawn and then abandon an unwanted baby girl on the opposite side of the planet, sometime after 1977, the year of “the incident”.
The Shephard sibling connection always seemed a little contrived to me, but in this episode I finally began to see the family resemblance.
Both of Christian Shephard’s children have been branded.
Both are surgeons of a sort.

Both of them have some serious anger control issues.

Neither one should be trusted with sharp objects.

And now that we’ve met David, it turns out that both of them are parents!

Scary Claire is keeping her fetish baby in the little blue bassinet where Amy first kept Ethan.

Everything gets recycled on LOST Island.

In the three years since Claire left her by-bee lying around like lost luggage, we find out that she has gone stark raving bonkers.

And she really, really doesn’t take any shit from anyone. To say she’s hardcore is putting it mildly.
You can see why Jin is feeling so nervous around her.
I don’t know if Stephen King’s Misery ever played in Korea, but if it did, you know Jin was thinking of this.

Claire has been taken to the temple and given the torture test treatment. We still don’t know what happened to her. Was she hemorrhaging and soon to die the day that Sawyer saved her from the burning house?

Was she saved in the Temple bathwater, the way Sayid was? Did she get claimed? Is she infected?
It’s obvious the girl has been through an ordeal. She’s regressed into a feral idiot, albeit one who still knows how to sterilize her suturing tools.

And one who remembers the little boy she wanted to read stories to and sing lullabies to about falling stars and wishes.

She is a blond wigged out reflection of the frizzy haired French brunette who used to wander around LOST Island doing creepy things because someone had stolen her baby.

But it’s not exactly the same. Rousseau was a true hermit. She seemed to speak to no one. Claire, on the other hand, has A Friend.

The Monster, who probably first appeared to Claire in Christian’s form, has become her father figure now. These two, who we saw long ago as a kind of father and daughter – when John made a cradle for Claire’s soon to be born baby

– have reconfigured into an unlikely family unit here in the bizarro world of endgame LOST.

Claire, the mother who lost her child, the child who lost her father, is now being led through her final paces by a Monster masquerading as her big ole sugar daddy. It’s super creepy.

Meanwhile, her big brother is in some other hidden quadrant of LOST Island being guided by the invisible hand of his unearthly father. While the Man in Locke is tending to his daughter Claire, it looks like Jacob is getting his claws pretty deep into his new favorite son Jack.

Both of the Island’s twin gods are manipulative monsters. Just like his brother, Jacob is skilled in the art of using proxies to do his work for him.

Hurley, as we’d expect, has adjusted seamlessly to having suddenly become the uninvited guest of the Freak People.

He is doing what a dude does in such a situation. Play games in the courtyard and make the best of Temple Camp.

But when he goes to find some bug juice in the chow hall, who should be waiting there but Jacob, pondering his pale reflection in the dirtywater pool.

Jacob feigns that he’s been disturbed unexpectedly in his prayers.

But we all know Jacob was expecting Hurley. He’s been plotting ten moves ahead, like any other chessmaster would do. It turns out that in the moldy catacombs of Jacob’s temple home there is a secret hidden door.

Marked with the symbol of the Stargate!


Very clever! One thing LOST was definitely missing was a Stargate. And it explains a lot.

Like how did the Lighthouse from ancient Alexandria suddenly appear on LOST Island?
Stargate!
There needed to be some portal through which the Losties could adventure into a plot generating machine where things like Lighthouses can spring up out of thin air.
Being able to make superstructures suddenly appear on this tiny Island is the only way this puzzle game can keep moving fast enough to get us to the end by May 23.
The Myst comparison works on a couple of levels. I made a guess last week that what we may be watching is a time transcending battle between two brothers trapped on an enchanted Island, dually cursed by the murder of their father, trying to escape by teaching a Stranger to decode the hidden Island secrets. It’s as good an explanation as any for the way Jacob was pulling Jack and Hurley’s strings throughout this episode.
First he guides Hugo through an ego boosting encounter with Dogen.
“Why don’t you go back to the Courtyard?”
Following Jacob’s cues, Hurley manages to pwn the Zen master at his own game. Jacob is so skilled a puppeteer that his dolls never even feel him pulling their strings.
Next Jacob feeds Hurley the line that Jack needs to hear. Unlike his mean old Earth Daddy who told Jack he didn’t have what it takes, Jack’s Heavenly Father has the opposite opinion of him. Being told he does have what it takes works like magic on Jack, and he and his Sancho Panza set out to find some windmills. Or to do whatever Jacob’s invisible puppet strings are pulling on them to do.
Whoever’s controlling him, Jack’s Hero’s Journey seems to be right on track. He’s pretty much wrapped up the whole Kate thing, or to be more specific about it, he’s resisted the Lure of the Temptress.
“The seeker of the life beyond life must press beyond the woman, surpass the temptations of her call, and soar to the immaculate ether beyond.” - Joseph Campbell, The Hero with a Thousand Faces

I guess it’s easier to resist the Temptress when she’s lost all interest in tempting you. A few stray fans seem not to have noticed this, but Kate isn’t Jack’s adoring little girlfriend anymore. In any case, it’s all obvious to Jack.
Kate has a story of her own. Finally. About damn time.
Having moved beyond the Temptress, the hero’s journey next proceeds to the inescapable task of Atonement with the Father. And really, when you come right down to it, what else has Jack’s story ever been about?

We learned a lot about Jack in this episode. For one thing, we learned why he came back to the Island. It’s been a topic of debate on message boards throughout the run of LOST. What motivates Jack? What makes him act like such a .. Jack?

About midpoint in this episode, he told us. Jack does what he does because no matter what, he is always thinking about Jack. He can’t get himself out of his head. The kind of reflection that most interests Jack is self reflection. I don’t mean this as a criticism. It’s a diagnosis. Jack didn’t come back to the Island to save anyone, to help anyone, to get anyone home. He didn’t come back to find his sister and reunite her with her long lost son. He didn’t come to save the Island. He came to get fixed. He was broken and he wanted the Island to make him well. In one sense, it’s a breathtakingly selfish motivation. But it makes perfect sense when you look at how he behaved in the Lighthouse cabin.

Hurley had instructions on his arm … which, no, you can’t read even if you hold a mirror up to it. (Not that I tried or anything.)

Somewhere in there you can see that Jacob has instructed Hurley to turn the compass dial to 1o8 degrees. The ancient smoked mirrors begin to swing past Jack. The temple where the Kwons were married floats by him.

Then the church where James Ford buried his mom and dad.

But it’s not until his own family home lurches by that Jack suddenly finds this whole exercise intriguing. He looks down and sees his name on the dial at Number 23.

He doesn’t stop to look for the names of his friends. He doesn’t wonder what images the mirrors might project for each of them. And it’s not like he cares that WE all wanted to see what those pictures might be! Thanks a lot, Jack! It’s not like you broke a totally unexplored visual metaphor before we even got a chance to appreciate just how cool it might have been.

Seriously, I’ve been trying to be a little less hard on old Jack these days, but that was old school Jackassery. Right up until that moment, he was doing so well. He’s been so mellow this season, I can hardly recognize him sometimes.

But when he got up in the Lighthouse and saw his magic number roll by, when he realized that whoever created this machine had been controlling his Fate since he lived at home with Christian and Margo, something snapped. Nice Jack disappeared. And like a storm blowing towards a quiet beach from across the open water, out came his rageface. Ah, it’s been so long since we had a Jackface party!

“If you wish to avoid seeing a fool you must first break your looking glass” - Francois Rabelais

When Jack smashes the lighthouse mirrors, it is the rebellious act of a defiant son. He may be a recovering control freak, but he still can’t tolerate being controlled by someone else.
Afterwards, his heavenly Father watches over Jack as he hikes up to a cliffside to meditate on this new travail he’s being made to endure.
Or maybe he’s just posing to be the next great Island monument.

While Jack sits and contemplates the great burden of being Someone Very Important in the Battle of the Island Gods, Hurley and Jacob do a postgame wrapup. Hurley at one point in the episode refers to Jacob as Obi-Wan Kenobi, and it fits him well.

“Strike me down and I shall become more powerful than you can imagine…”

Jacob may be “dead”, but it has only caused him to step up his game. What that game is remains a mystery, and whether or not Jacob is the Good Guy in this game is more in doubt than ever. He’s a manipulative, scheming bastard, that much is clear. But at least his recruits aren’t putting axes into people’s guts. At least not yet.

So I guess for the time being at least, he seems a little bit less of a villain than his extra monstrous Bad Twin.

The episode leaves Jack perched on the mountaintop, searching the horizon for his Destiny Ship. Maybe he’s wondering why he broke the Lighthouse that could have signalled his position. Maybe he just doesn’t want to come down because he feels stupid for smashing the thing that might have fixed him. Because, uh, seriously, why did he do that?
Jacob doesn’t seem disturbed that Jack broke his cool machine. He’s still babbling about this big important Someone who is Coming, which is a phrase that Jacob may have used one time too many. I’m trying hard to be intrigued about who is coming, and why Jack breaking the beacon is going to help the Island to be found … but my curiosity is weakening. Koans tire me. Jacob is like a zazen who never tries to teach his pupil anything, only gives him the chance to work it all out for himself.
Jacob is employing the time honored techniques of Buddhism, to seek the Mirrorlike Wisdom of pure Enlightenment by never actively seeking it. Whatever his destiny is, Jack is going to have to figure it out on his own. Especially now that he broke the mirrors.
“If you really want to know who I am,
you will have to be absolutely empty as I am.
Then two mirrors will be facing each other,

and only emptiness will be mirrored.”
– Osho

Playing for Keeps – 6.04 “The Substitute”

“You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.”
- Einstein

I’ve often wondered whether LOST is a game we are playing, or whether it’s a game that’s being played on us. Channeling the spirit of OtherJohn’s job placement counselor in this episode, maybe the question we should be asking is this: If LOST were a game, just what kind of game would it be?

Considering that this same job counselor has been seen before – as the psychic Hurley’s dad hired in Tricia Tanaka Is Dead – sometimes it seems like the game we’re playing on LOST is I Spy.

When I’m playing I Spy on LOST, sometimes I run into background clues that look like a kind of Pictionary. Like this one:

Which I believe works out to the phrase “Men tend to think with their … vas deferens.”


But mostly LOST feels to me like a board game, where the luck of the draw pushes the players around the board from space to space.

It’s Chutes and Ladders.

But there’s history and cultures and cults. Maybe it’s more like Settlers from Catan.

LOST can be a rush, but to really appreciate it, you do have to think, quite a lot actually. Maybe the game is Twenty Questions. Or Twenty Thousand Questions.

There’s strategy involved, and bluffing. It’s Truth or Dare.

Maybe it’s a game about a game, a meta-game like LoseTheGame, where the only way to win is to never think about The Game. Or, in this case, quite literally, the polar bear.

Do you see him?

But most of all, and always, LOST is a Puzzle.

The Riddle of the Numbers notched another kink in this episode. It was very cool. The numbers had been scratched all around the inside of a cliffside seacave. Lots of numbers. With each number was a name, and nearly every name had been crossed out.

Oh, the humanity. Just about every name that has passed through this story was written on that ceiling, including many that only flashed before our eyes.
There are dozens of questions you can ask about these names. Like why is Littleton crossed out, when we just saw Claire was very much alive? Or does Littleton mean … (gulp) … Aaron? Which Linus do they mean, which Goodspeed, which Kwon? And what’s up with all the unknowns with Spanish names – Domingo, Oralingo, Aguella, Aguila? Are they yet to come?
A lot of blogs have put together charts, to try and sort through this new information dump. I like the one at TVOvermind. It’s very complete. Just for reference, though, for anyone who wants a quick cheat sheet, here’s mine:

Six of the numbers have not been crossed out. It’s a stupid question to ask which six numbers of course. What other numbers are there? But which six lucky duckies got paired up with the famous LOSTian digits? That’s the fun part. Which six Losties can now also be known as Listies?

The first Listie was Locke, who of course is no longer a living Listie. His number was 4 – to the Japanese, the unluckiest number, the Death Number.

Jack, naturally, had number 23, the same number as his seat on Flight 815, the same number as the 23rd Psalm, the Psalm of David: “The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want.”

Kwon was number 42. That’s the hard one to figure out. I’m not really that curious to find out whether it means Jin or Sun (I’m guessing Jin), but I do want to know why the Kwons rated such an important number. The number 42 has lots of interesting properties, but most importantly it’s the Number with the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

The above diagram of very specific spheres represents The Answer. The game is to try and figure out The Question. It’s Doug Adams’s 42 Puzzle. It’s like a backwards version of LOST!

But, seriously, why is a Kwon at Number 42? Is it still possible that either one of them, or the two of them together, are more important than we think?

LOST fans have uncovered many fascinating theories and mathematical relationships between our beloved Numbers 4 8 15 16 23 42. It’s an impressive body of collective fan intellect and imagination. I guess we all have our favorite fascinating factoid about the Numbers. Mine is this one: All of them are numbers retired by the NY Yankees and all of them sit in Monument Park in the Bronx. Including even Jackie Robinson from Brooklyn, who was so great even his enemy honors him.

The game of baseball is like one of LOST’s secret hidden treasures. It’s my favorite kind of Easter Egg. It explains a lot about LOST when you consider that it originated in the mind of a Yankee fan who was also a hardcore Trekkie. It almost makes sense when you think about it.

According to NotJohnLocke, the numbers and the names in the cave represented Jacob’s List of all the people he’d brought to the Island. We can wait til later to discuss whether NotJohn has a whisker of credibility about anything he says, but whoever is responsible for those numbers and names, it’s clear that someone has been playing craps with the lives of these Listies. And that, I think, is where The Game really begins.

A game must have rules. We’re starting, finally, to learn the rules of this one. The Island is the playing board. There are two sides to the board. Nothing fancy, just your basic White and Black.

It seems that only one side – White – has the power to bring players in from the outside. But once brought onto the board, Black has the power to recruit them. Players may have different powers as they move through the levels of the game. And at the top level, for those who survive the game that far – they can become Candidates. It’s like the way the world chess federation used to select its final contestants by holding a Candidates Tournament.

NotJohn tells Sawyer that the Listies are Candidates – brought there by Jacob to replace him as guardian of the Island. In other words, they are all Candidates to become The Substitute. Ergo the name of this episode. If NotJohn wasn’t lying, then it would seem that selecting a Candidate is the Object of The Game. But I’m pretty sure that NotJohn was not telling the truth, so … basically, we are playing a Game where the Objective is unclear, and the Rules are being parceled out erratically, by rulemakers who all seem to be lying. Maybe the Objective of this Game is to figure out the Objective!

We’re not completely in the dark. Some things we do know (provided we adopt a very flexible definition for the word “know”): The temple seems to be a kind of safe haven for the players. Home base.

A circle of ash protects White from being destroyed by Black.

A player may be conquered, but under certain circumstances he may be brought back onto the board. Is this what the Temple bathtub is for? Is this what is known as being “claimed”? Or is claiming an unpredictable side effect that only happens to some players who are brought back? Was Ben claimed and is that what gave him the power to kill Jacob? Or did something different happen to Ben, maybe because the water wasn’t dirty? In any case, what special powers will Sayid have, now that he is claimed?

Along with bringing players to the board, it also seems like White is the only side that is allowed to travel to areas outside of the game board. But White is always White, wherever he goes in the world.

Black, on the other hand, is a changeling. He can transmogrify into the form of any of the bodies – Alex, Christian, Yemi, John – who were left to rot on Craphole Island.

He also has the option to morph into his black smoky essence at any time, in which form he can Evil Dead his way across the Island, chains clanking and gears growling like the Cyclone rattling down the wooden tracks at Coney Island. (That’s what it sounds like to me.)

He is capable of mass destruction. He has consciousness and can look into people’s minds, and into their windows.

Somewhere in this game there is a No Kill rule. The mechanics of this rule are still mysterious, but it’s one of the first rules we learned. Way back in The Shape of Things to Come, Ben Linus and Charles Widmore had a showdown in a London penthouse.

Ben had come to avenge his daughter’s death, a death that he believed Widmore was responsible for. In a classic scene filmed with a sharp dark/light split, the two men used much of the same dialogue that White Jacob and his Black Twin had used in their scene on the beach. Because Widmore had broken the rules, Ben wanted to kill him, but he could not … because of the rules. Direct murder mano a mano was prohibited between the two adversaries, but everyone near and dear to either of them was fair game. So the rules are old, they don’t apply only to Jacob and his Twin, and Ben, it would seem, understands them. At least one of them.

Strangely, it seems like Ilana does not know this rule. She knows about other things, about candidates and recruiting, but she doesn’t know that the Smoke Monster could not have killed Jacob. She accepts Ben’s lie about it. Clearly, Ilana’s education in Island protocol has been neglected. Unless of course she’s bluffing as well. But it didn’t look to me like she was.

At this point in the game, Black has killed White. He found his loophole, his Substitute, and the White God died at the hands of a mere mortal. But The Game continues. Jacob can’t be like the King in a chess game, because the King is dead but The Game goes on.

However, Jacob’s death has brought a new Rule into play. White has lost his power to bring new players onto the board, and probably as a result, Black has lost his power to change form. Black still gets to play, but he is now locked into one fixed position. From now on Black is locked into being Locke.

I’m still not sure what to call this creature, Mr. He Who Has No Name. I’ve seen some great nicknames out there. Esau, the twin to Jacob. Smoke + Locke = Smocke. Mock Locke = Mocke. Man in Black + Locke = BLocke. I’ve seen him called UnLocke, Dead Locke, DreadLocke. I like Doc Jensen’s nickname of the Locke-ness Monster. Get it? Locke’s like-ness? Good one … There’s no shortage of clever names for this dude, but I still wonder, why is he nameless?

Not knowing the Objective of the Game, all interpretations are up for grabs. Do we believe NotJohn when he says he wants to go home? Where is home? He says he is trapped. Are we wrong to assume that it is the Island that entraps him? Has he been Jacob’s prisoner all these years? And if so, WHY?

Being a prisoner in another man’s body is an experience all versions of Locke can understand. In this week’s installment of OtherLOST, we revisited the life and times of the very human version of John Locke, the way we first met him – a man trapped in a body he can’t use, and struggling to survive within the seventh circle of American lower mid-management.

OtherJohn’s existence is much the same as it was when we first met him in Walkabout. He keeps secrets, and he lies, escaping the shackles of his wheelchair by building a fantasy life of adventure in his head. His ordinary everyday life isn’t adventure enough for him.

Off the Island, Locke risks humiliation with every mundane task – even just getting out of and into his car. He feels fear and anger and shame. He refuses to use a handicapped parking space. Just like the original John Locke, he is raging against the reality of his fate. He does not accept the world as it is.

On the surface OtherLocke is as we remember him, but looking just a little bit closer, we can see that he’s really so, so much different. For one thing, this Locke manages to laugh at his adversity.

And this Locke has an actual Helen. She isn’t just a substitute he pays for from a sexline. She’s real, and she loves him.

She accepts him as he is – and she’s not the only one. Everyone he meets in OtherLOST is good to him. Except for Randy, of course, who’s a douche in any reality.

OtherLOST is a kinder, gentler place. Locke is rude to the company CEO Hugo Reyes, as he’s leaving the premises after being fired, but the jolly Hurley Claus stops and gives him a present anyway.

It’s not a big deal for Hurley to be so magnanimous. Life is good for him. When John tries to ram his wheelchair ramp into his car, the ramp refuses to so much as nick Hurley’s car. It stops a millimeter short. OtherHurley wasn’t kidding when he called himself the luckiest man alive.

We meet OtherRose as well, and she pulls a little tough love on John, but she’s only being cruel to be kind.

She helps open his eyes to reality. Rose still has cancer, but she reminds John that there is still life to be lived. It’s time to give up on miracles.

And live for the now.

OtherJohn and IslandJohn end up sharing the same fate. Both of them end up as Substitutes. We watch OtherJohn learn to embrace his destiny without bitterness. This version of John can’t walk, but he can enjoy the irony of a day spent surrounded by strong young legs.

He ends up making the same friends in OtherLOST. It’s much easier to warm up to his fated friend, when the little nerd doesn’t have any worries stronger than a wet coffee filter.

OtherJohn is blessed. He doesn’t need to look any further than his lover’s bosom to find the meaning of his life – literally.

Peace and Karma. Joy and Transcendent Love. OtherLOST is not just a variation on LOST as we knew it. It’s an entirely different world. A kind of window into normalcy. What would the lives of our characters be like if they were well adjusted and emotionally healthy? If they learned to cope with life’s adversities instead of being warped by them?

It’s the little changes in OtherLOST that make it so much more livable. For one thing, OtherJohn doesn’t seem to have the Bio-Dad from Hell, the way the original John Locke did. Helen mentions that they should invite John’s dad to their wedding, and we see a happy picture of the two in his cubicle cell. So, in OtherLOST, I guess we can assume that Anthony Cooper is not an outrageous dick, and we really have to assume, considering OtherJohn’s lack of animosity, however he came to be paralyzed, it wasn’t because his OtherDad pushed him out of a highrise window.

The circumstances in OtherLOST are similar, but they are definitely not the same. OtherJohn has been treated far more gently by the winds of chance.

He’s not as bitter because he has less to be bitter about … and yet, he’s still a paraplegic. I see a pattern developing. The OtherLosties get where they are going by different chains of cause and effect, and so far it seems that they are milder versions of the Losties we knew, but when it comes to the big bullet points – Rose’s cancer, Kate’s handcuffs, Locke’s wheelchair – nothing has changed. How they got there is different, how they cope with it is different, but where they are is the same.

The Locke we met in Walkabout was angry and prideful. Everyone remembers his motto: “Don’t tell me what I can’t do!” Back on the Island, the Monster within, inhabiting the clone he made of Locke’s body, uses that same phrase to shout down the ghost-boy he chases through the jungle.

That was odd. Does NotJohn retain a kind of inner Locke that now governs his emotions in this human shell? Does Locke live on in this beast who knew his dying thought?

He also shares Locke’s love of a good sharp edge. Has more than just John’s physical shell been stolen? Is Locke’s old embittered spirit trapped inside his borrowed form as well?

The NotJohn Monster remains an enigma. But one thing’s for sure – Richard is scared to death of him. He looks like a mouse that just spent an hour getting mauled by an alley cat.

Richard knows the history of this creature, and it’s obvious that his powers are fearsome. But who is the Monster? Is he meant to be the personification of Evil? Are we being asked, finally, to make that judgment? After all this time, is the story going to start to shrink into a simple, bold presentation of Good defeating Evil? Is Jacob Good and is this Monster Evil? Whatever happened to all the shades of gray?

I’ve spent a lot of time wondering where and when LOST is going to come down on this issue. It has always seemed to me that conventional morality is more or less irrelevant within the parameters of this absurdist Island. There isn’t a single character who can be described as simply good or simply evil. We’ve had the harsh duality of black and white repeatedly thrown in our faces, sometimes bluntly and crudely.
But I’ve always felt it was going to be synthesized in the end into something approaching the Eastern belief in the co-dependence of opposing forces, rather than in the Western idea that good and evil exist in constant competition.

Now I’m not so sure. It all goes back to the origin of the argument between our two sides. What is the beef between Black and White? The first boy that Locke sees in the jungle is young, and his arms are covered in blood, a gruesome apparition.

When he reappears moments later, he is years older and his hands are clean.

Is it the same boy at different ages? Or is it two different boys? Is this a story of two children, brothers maybe, who – judging by their dress – first lived on this Island in the distant past? Did some tragic event disturb their childhood idyll in paradise? Did some blood feud between them create this endless loop of conflict and gamesmanship in which both are now trapped?

And if so, is the Monster locked inside Locke the Bad Twin we’ve been looking for all these years?

When NotJohn takes the white stone and throws it into the ocean, it’s as if Satan feels he has finally conquered God and earned his dominion.

Free, and to none accountable, preferring
Hard liberty before the easy yoke
Of servile pomp.
- John Milton,
Paradise Lost

John Milton’s Paradise Lost is the poetic template for Western views of a segregated celestial hierarchy – where God and the Devil may contest one another, but the outcome is never seriously in doubt. God always wins. It’s interesting though that even an old style Puritan like Milton couldn’t help but feel some sympathy for the Devil.

Satan isn’t just a purely evil being. In the beginning, he’s God’s most perfect angel, but it ate him up that Heaven was so lacking in democracy. He was an early advocate for Majority Rules. He was also quite the outrageous egotist, who came to think so highly of his wonderful self that he could no longer bear the tyranny of “Heav’ns awful Monarch”.

He challenged God by taking it upon himself to undo the paradise that had been created for Adam and Eve. And the way he did it echoes loudly into this story that we’ve all been watching. God makes it plain that “necessity and chance /Approach me not and what I will is Fate.” In other words, there is no Free Will that can supersede the Will of God, of Fate. Yet, “free will”, or some mirage of it, is what God has given to Adam and Eve. And wouldn’t you know it? They use that free will to make the choice that loses everything for them. They are tempted by Satan to eat of the tree of knowledge, to know good and evil, and because they are as God made them, they choose freely and are expelled from paradise forever. Free Will, as given by God to man, and by Jacob to his Listies, is a total gyp.

The Monster explains to Sawyer that Jacob has manipulated all of them, Losties and Listies alike, to become stranded in this paradise. He has pretended that their own choices have brought them there, but is there any way that can be true? All of them are on the Island because of the Will of Jacob. He only lets them think they’re choosing. The Monster has a point. How can Jacob be Good if he has so abused the free will of all the people he has brought to the Island? In Milton’s moral universe, that wouldn’t be a sticking point. God’s Will is an absolute. Whether we approve of it or not is immaterial. So is Jacob the God of the Island? And if so, is God now dead?

Has Jacob trapped the Monster on this enchanted Island in order to keep his Evil force contained away from the world at large? Is Jacob a kind of Dr. Frankenstein who created a monster that turned around and made him his slave? Did Jacob have to then concoct a plan to bring a Saviour to the Island to somehow destroy the creature that he could not?

I’m sure the history of this family feud will unfold in the next few weeks. The mystery of the Ghost Boy(s) won’t be solved until the end of the tale. I’ve heard a few different guesses as to who the blond changeling might be, but the most likely guess seems to be that the older one at least is a young Jacob. But who is the younger one, the bloody one? I am picturing a story where the young Monster committed a murder. I’m going to go out on a bit of a limb, and guess that the person he killed was their father. Thus was begotten the Curse of the Daddy Issues and the all around general theme of patricide we’ve seen throughout the story. Deprived of any parents, the boys might have done what boys so like to do – invent Games, preferably Games with lots of arcane Rules. I can picture the two brothers locked in an eternal grudge match made magical by the Island’s spell, but I’m not understanding yet how it ever turned into the death-transcending Game that it has obviously become.

That’s not the only thing that can’t be understood yet. Why is it that Sawyer is able to see the ghost boy? And why can’t Richard see him? I guess the logical answer is that Sawyer can see magical things, the way he saw Kate’s black horse, because he’s a Candidate and Richard is not. The thing is, that doesn’t really explain much, given that we haven’t got the foggiest clue yet as to what makes Sawyer a Candidate. Why is there a Rule that Candidates can not be killed, at least not directly, by Black or White? Was Shannon a Candidate back when babbling Walt appeared to her in Abandoned?

One thing’s for certain. The Island is a palace of illusions, a hall of mirrors. For the third straight week, there is a prominent moment in OtherLOST where the featured character is caught in the reflection of a mirror.

Mirrors have always been an important motif on LOST. Season Six so far is mirroring Season One in the sequence and structure of the character centrics, with Kate coming first after the two hour premiere, and Locke’s episode following next. The Locke who saw the Monster in Walkabout has become the Locke who is the Monster in The Substitute.

The mirror is the way that Alice entered Wonderland, and a big part of LOST has always been about going Through the Looking Glass.

But the reflection in a mirror is an illusion. It doesn’t show us the truth, it shows us a phantom reversal of what we believe to be true. In this episode, as always, Sawyer is the one who cuts through the illusion most effortlessly and gets right to the heart of the matter.

When we last saw Sawyer, he was headed into hibernation in the house that he had shared with Juliet. It’s hard to tell how much time has passed until the next time we see him. Time seems very much scrambled in the ghost of Dharma Town. Presumably the house was last inhabited in 2004, well into the CD era, yet The Stooges are blasting from a dusty turntable that looks like it’s been sitting there untouched since 1977.

In any case, Sawyer seems to have been there for quite some time, sucking up the Dharma booze and pretty much wallowing in his own filth.

I’m a runaway son of the nuclear A-bomb
I am the world’s forgotten boy
– The Stooges,
Search and Destroy

Sawyer sees instantly through the facade of the Monster and knows immediately this creature isn’t who he looks like. But he agrees to go along with him anyway, because he’s promised the one thing no one ever gets on this Island: Answers.

The trip that Sawyer takes with NotJohnLocke is full of memories and echoes.

He follows him through the jungle the same way Sawyer followed Locke in Season Three’s The Brig., as he was being manipulated into one of the Island’s most dramatic patricides.

They stand on the cliff above the sea the same way Ben and Sawyer did in Every Man for Himself.

And Sawyer even brings up his own Official Book, Of Mice and Men, which Ben used to teach him something about himself back in Season Three. Sawyer may be hurting right now, big time, but he’s wrong to think he’s meant to be alone. In fact, the Monster is offering him a chance to be part of a team. Among the things this Monster can’t do for himself, is leave the Island. He needs another Substitute, and he’s offering Sawyer the job.

There is a moment, right after Locke returns from chasing the apparition of the boy, when it becomes clear that Sawyer has grokked onto the true nature of the beast he’s following. He lies to NotJohn that he was talking to no one, and NotJohn lies right back about the ghost boy they’ve both just seen. The long con is on, and both sides appear to be playing with admirable game face. It’s still hard to see how Sawyer can succeed in conning an ancient, evil, trapped Island Monster, but I’m pulling for him. Every game has to have a winner eventually.

In the Cave of Numbers, the story becomes unusually literal in its metaphor. Black and White are laid out cleanly on a scale of justice, like big honking symbols telling us what to think. It’s a beautiful scene between LOST’s two most powerful actors.

It’s a moment of clarity, where we get a glimpse for just a second of how high the stakes are in this game. it reminds me of that moment in The Seventh Seal where the knight, named Block (ha!), plays the White pieces against Death in a metaphysical chess match where the stakes are Life itself.

“Is it so cruelly inconceivable to grasp God with the senses? Why should he hide himself in a mist of half-spoken promises and unseen miracles?” – Antonious Block, The Seventh Seal


Whatever meaning we are intended to take from the stark duality, there is something ritualistic about the presentation of the objects in the cave. On the altar, there is a carpenter’s compass, a lyre, a mallet and a scale.

The scale could be a reference to the Tibetan Book of the Dead where, at the moment of death, “The Good Spirit, who was born simultaneously with you, will come now and count out your good deeds with the white pebbles, and the Evil Spirit, who was born simultaneously with you, will come and count out your evil deeds with the black pebbles.” But this isn’t Western style judgment. The soul after death begins a journey that returns it to the endless cycle of birth and death, to the infinite incarnations of illusion that make up human existence.

“Then the Lord of Death will say “I will consult the Mirror of Karma.” He will look in the Mirror, wherein every good and evil act is vividly reflected. Lying will be of no avail.” – Bardo Thodol Tibetan Book of the Dead

Lying continued to be the standard operating procedure for most of the characters in this episode. Sawyer lies to NotJohn about talking to Richard. NotJohn lies to Sawyer about seeing the boy. Ben lies to Ilana. OtherJohn lies to Randy. And at first he lies to Helen. But there was a moment of epiphany for OtherJohn when he breaks down and admits to Helen the truth. He had lied about going to Australia on business, because he had been lying to himself about being able to go on a walkabout adventure.

At the moment when John admits the truth, the doorbell rings, like an angel getting his wings. And at that moment, his “lost” property is returned to him. Together he and Helen tear up the spinal doctor’s card and resolve to accept life as it is. When John accepts the truth, it is his moment of enlightenment. He’s no longer lost; he’s been found.

“Seeing, hearing and feeling are miracles, and each part and tag of me is a miracle.” -Walt Whitman

Some have noted that the Cave of the Numbers might be an allusion to Plato’s Metaphor of The Cave. I can see that. It’s like it was screaming “metaphor” at us. Plato’s cave hypothesized a world where human beings were jailed in a prison of illusion, never seeing anything real, but only being shown the images or reflections of a truth that had been manufactured for them by a higher power. It’s a very deep topic, and I won’t offend anyone by mangling it, but suffice to say that with this metaphor, Plato had somehow predicted the modern American multiplex.

He had also, perhaps, imagined the situation as it exists on LOST Island. The reality the Island’s captives experience is the illusion that has been manufactured for them by Jacob. One by one, he’s brought prisoners to his home. Some thought they came of their own free will. Some, like Sawyer, realize they’ve always been the pawns of fate. But either way, they are powerless over their own lives at this point. They are all being forced to play their parts in Jacob’s game, but they can only experience its reality indirectly, because they are all still trapped, all still lost.

Like them, we still don’t understand most of what’s going on. We don’t know who to trust. Both Jacob and the Monster appear to be master manipulators, liars, bluffers and cheats. We don’t know for sure whose cave the Numbers have been written on or who exactly is ticking them off.

Do the Jacob’s Ladders lead to Jacob’s Cave, like the Monster says? Are the names those of the people Jacob wanted to bring to the Island? Or are they just the Monster’s list of each of Jacob’s players that he’s managed somehow to capture? I think it must be the Monster’s cave, because Juliet’s name is crossed out, and Jacob was quite dead before she finally kicked it. Or maybe it was until just recently a shared space, a free zone where both had equal rights.

Either way, one thing is obvious. One of the Candidates is no longer a Candidate. Locke is really and truly dead. For real this time.

And there’s one last question, one that I’m sure was on the mind of even the most virulent Kate hater: Where the hell was her name? Of all the major players in our story, only hers was missing. I am thinking back to Par Avion when Mikhail told Kate that she was not on The List because she was “flawed”. But he told Locke and Sayid they were not on The List at that same time, and we see now that this has since changed. Could it be that Kate was not on The List … yet? Maybe she wasn’t ready to be a Candidate then but now she is. Maybe just as Locke became less “angry” and Sayid less “weak and afraid”, Kate has become less flawed. Maybe she finally qualifies. Because it’s hard to miss that there’s a vacancy on The List at the moment.

Is it possible that Kate is The Substitute? If so, then the six Listies would be Kate, Hurley, Sayid, Sawyer, Jack and Jin (I’m guessing). These are the same six we just saw transported via A-Bomb from 1977. It’s probably not going to be a popular theory in a fandom where Kate always seems to be persona non grata, but I like it. I’m going to keep it for awhile, or at least until someone can prove it wrong.

After all, it’s not like any of us know much about the nature of The Game yet. It’s not easy to play a game when you only know some of the Rules. And you still can’t be sure what the Goal is. Or who’s playing. Or which side they’re on. But it’s not like any of us are going to quit now, right? And besides, how much more fun can this get? We can do this. We just have to think it through. I think the best tip on how to play this Game is this one:

“95% of this game is half mental” – Yogi Berra